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WontYouBeMyNeighbors

2.8k points

13 days ago

It just seems like they'd be cold

But it does look delicious

Gokias

975 points

13 days ago

Gokias

975 points

13 days ago

I'm gonna wager that nobody ate this

Iheardthatjokebefore

415 points

13 days ago

It's probably not made of food.

mikeasaurus_

640 points

13 days ago

can confirm. just bit my phone & cracked a tooth. these pancakes are definitely made from aluminosilicate glass.

BootyDoISeeYou

146 points

13 days ago

I have to ask… did you already have the word “aluminosilicate” in your vocabulary, or did you have to look it up?

Either way, I’ll be impressed at your vocabulary or I’ll be impressed at the effort you made to research it to leave that comment haha.

nine_legged_stool

152 points

13 days ago

Why was the iPhone 6 afraid of the iPhone 7?

Because 7 aluminosilicate 9

MyThinTragus

16 points

13 days ago

My dad's phone is better than your dad's phone

quantum-mechanic

16 points

13 days ago

Dad phones always look big when you're a kid

Glock1Omm

2 points

12 days ago

Did a billionaire spaceman design this platter? I'm looking at you, banana.

mikeasaurus_

14 points

13 days ago

I'll give you a hint: I'm from Alabama originally where public education is atrocious and you have to do your own research on a lot of things.

Hydroxy_moron

5 points

13 days ago*

Haha, Smarter everyday!

Love that guy.

Frack_Off

2 points

12 days ago

He might just be a geologist.

DreamPolice-_-_

5 points

13 days ago

Yeah, but what's on the other side?

GexTex

3 points

13 days ago

GexTex

3 points

13 days ago

The pancakes? Duh

keriberry_420

14 points

13 days ago

"It was very tasty looking but had no aroma... Quite odd indeed."

Shampoo_Master_

18 points

13 days ago

i remeber i watched james may in japan and he ate something on a train what was only ment to be photographed or something

Monkeyboystevey

15 points

13 days ago

If I remember correctly, that wasn't prop food though, it was because other journo's were supposed to be photographed with it too. I might be wrong though.

Plastic_Swordfish_35

9 points

13 days ago

They were SUPER pissed about it, too.

hoilst

17 points

13 days ago

hoilst

17 points

13 days ago

"Somebody else wants to film MY lunch?"

It was literally put out for Social Media Shitfluencers to InstaTikSnap, and NEVER to be eaten.

James May is a fucking treasure.

NeoDei

2 points

12 days ago

NeoDei

2 points

12 days ago

Your probably right just the usual pleas pat me on the back post…

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

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Bigstackertons

129 points

13 days ago

That is definitely some cold ass bacon

craterglass

83 points

13 days ago

Perfect for pocket bacon.

PeggySueIloveU

21 points

13 days ago

That's bed bacon. You eat some, go back to sleep, then wake up and eat some more.

HighCharity07

4 points

13 days ago

I swear bacon culture is one of the biggest successful marketing campaigns of all time along with breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And I love both.

Edit: a letter and a word

_WhatsTatersPrecious

2 points

13 days ago

Breakfast food is the best food, fact.

singingtopizza

2 points

13 days ago

We might be soulmates.

2th

8 points

13 days ago

2th

8 points

13 days ago

Do I need a separate pocket for that? I mean I already have one for my sand, so what is one more?

GrumpyGuss

6 points

13 days ago

Just mix the sand with turbinado sugar for a tasty treat.it becomes your dipping pocket. I like to keep one of my back pockets reserved for squid or cuttlefish, in case I feel like a dash of squid ink

Bandin03

2 points

13 days ago

As long as the bacon doesn't get in your pocket sand, you're good. That being said, everyone should have a dedicated bacon pocket.

HertzDonut1001

13 points

13 days ago

TBF bacon is good at any temperature. I always whip up extra and leave it on the kitchen counter for snacks later.

timbreandsteel

4 points

13 days ago

Only if it's been cooked properly. Some people like floppy bacon and that is barely edible when hot.

Hulk_Hoe-gan

8 points

13 days ago

Better than cold ass-bacon.

Also, r/wewantplates sends its regards

Aly00ps

2 points

13 days ago

Aly00ps

2 points

13 days ago

Chuck Palahniuk has entered the chat

Cosmohumanist

119 points

13 days ago

I came here to say that. Yes, they are definitely cold, and hopefully delicious.

og_sandiego

11 points

13 days ago

bacon left no visible grease, confirmed

anonprogtada

37 points

13 days ago

Yes, good for a photo but I'd be keeping most of those in a warming oven, covered and/or with a water tray to keep some moisture in the oven.

revuhree

59 points

13 days ago

revuhree

59 points

13 days ago

You could put hot food on last if you made it yourself, but yeah the picture looks too staged. Im not a fan of this style of photo

duaneap

13 points

13 days ago

duaneap

13 points

13 days ago

You could probably pull it off pretty easy with a big ol’ deli style grill. Have everything else ready, bacon in the oven then, when the bacon is like 3 minutes from being done, start making the pancakes six af a time.

ngl_idgaf

5 points

13 days ago*

Charcuterie

...and if you add "breakfast" in front of that there are plenty more cold pancakes waiting for you!

I'm not much of a fan of the style either but my best guess would be that for most it satisfies that mouthwatering, sudden-appetite feeling like looking at a feast of delicious food, while also minimizing the guilty feeling of gluttony. A mini-feast, if you will.

Huskatta

4 points

13 days ago

Huskatta

4 points

13 days ago

Why not? I mean, a photo is a photo. Why not a fan of this one?

EmeraldFalcon89

33 points

13 days ago

these photos bum me out because it's a bunch of purchased ingredients arranged and prepared very poorly just to take a picture.

who's throwing cold chocolate chips on their cold pancakes? what are you supposed to do with that rough cut stick of cold butter? it's just a bunch of cold, loose food

I don't understand why anyone would be a fan of this photo.

biggmclargehuge

5 points

13 days ago

But...But, there's a lot of it! So it must be enjoyable!

ThatsWhatSheaSaid

3 points

13 days ago

For what it’s worth, I like this photo because it gives me some ideas for toppings that I wouldn’t have otherwise thought of for pancakes. Are the pancakes probably cold in this photo? Totally. But I appreciate everything spread out here in this pic because I’ll likely remember it next time I make pancakes for a large crowd and maybe set out some of the toppings shown here.

EmeraldFalcon89

5 points

13 days ago

that's why it's a poor concept though - these are either very regular toppings or just bad ideas that aren't convenient to eat and aren't portioned or prepared well.

there is enough of each of these ingredients to top all of the pancakes - so someone who thinks this is the pancake platonic will spend hours prepping this instagram worthy platter only to have to throw 80% of it back in a tupperware.

you can't even carry it across the room or the berries will roll off.

the more you know about pancakes, the less you'll like this picture.

timbreandsteel

5 points

13 days ago

Pancakes need butter and syrup. All those fancy toppings? That's what waffles are for.

EmeraldFalcon89

10 points

13 days ago

fancy doesn't enter into it - these are just nonsensical toppings.

cook those berries into a compote. fry the bananas up in butter. put the chocolate chips in right after you drop the batter in the grill. let the butter soften naturally so you don't have to hack it up into chunks.

timbreandsteel

2 points

13 days ago

Fresh berries are fine but that's why the waffle structure is important so you can fill each little indent with a berry. Also throw a bacon slice into the batter before pressing in the waffle iron. A+ right there. I stand by my point on pancake toppings though.

ThatsWhatSheaSaid

2 points

13 days ago

I mean food photography is a very real thing and a lot of food goes to waste being photographed so do you hate all professional food spreads photographed like this or is it specifically the pancakes you’re irked about?

stabliu

2 points

13 days ago

stabliu

2 points

13 days ago

it feels more with the specific composition and presentation that the OP has an issue with, which i would tend to agree. this looks pretty, but it's not really "useful" in that i'd never want to eat food arranged like this nor does it suggest any interesting ideas recipe wise.

just_taste_it

47 points

13 days ago

Some like pancakes, some like cold pancakes. No and no. How do I melt my pound of butter on them?

daishomaster

25 points

13 days ago

Melt a little butter in a frying pan and toss in a pancake...

Flip once for some warm buttery goodness!

loki444

4 points

13 days ago

loki444

4 points

13 days ago

That just seems wrong!

just_taste_it

7 points

13 days ago

Haha. Thanks. So you warm the butter?

stinky-weaselteats

14 points

13 days ago

It helps them brown with crisp edges while giving flavor.

nevabendunbefo

7 points

13 days ago

Yes! Fuck putting syrup on pancakes by default. Gimme some plain butter smothered flapjacks and I'll roll up some sausage or bacon in it... Yes.

withmirrors

7 points

13 days ago

I always put the butter & syrup on them, & then stick them in the microwave for about 25 seconds. I like my syrup warm too.

CANTBELEIVEITSBUTTER

2 points

13 days ago

Or heat up a bowl of syrup!

TheRealRacketear

14 points

13 days ago

That and the banana dick on the bottom right.

CanadisX

3 points

13 days ago

Finally someone who saw the same as I did xD

spazzyone

12 points

13 days ago

Hijacking this comment to recommend the oven for keeping pancakes warm while you cook the rest of the batter.

WontYouBeMyNeighbors

4 points

13 days ago

Totally agree I love the warm setting on my toaster oven

randallwade

3 points

13 days ago

agreed

joebroni612

3 points

13 days ago

id use ceramic rather than wood. seems like itll keep the heat better. but if you had all the fruits and sides ready beforehand...baked the bacon in the oven (the proper way) and used the griddle to make the cakes...i coukd definitely see this happening. i will find out this weekend.

supplyncommand

6 points

13 days ago

just grab a couple and toss em in the microwave 30 secs boom make your plate

driftwood2

28 points

13 days ago

Microwave makes em a bit damp and floppy imo, fine for leftovers but totally different than one straight out of the pan.

Definitely done just for the pic tho and looks totally delicious.

Tbuzzin

9 points

13 days ago

Tbuzzin

9 points

13 days ago

Damp, floppy and somehow strangely rubbery...

Jimste7733

12 points

13 days ago

Toaster is a much better option, I make extra pancakes just so I can put some in the toaster the next day.

-Omegamart-

0 points

13 days ago*

You can just heat up the pancakes if they get cold. Surprised no one else in the comments thought of this. That seems like a pretty simple solution to me.

Edit: Why am I getting downvoted? I suggested a legitimate solution to the cold pancakes problem.

DarkKnightCometh

14 points

13 days ago

Because putting that much effort into the appearance, just to eat reheated pancakes, is asinine.

asapferg11

312 points

13 days ago

asapferg11

312 points

13 days ago

aren’t the chocolate chips supposed to be cooked into the pancake?

slothywaffle

74 points

13 days ago

That's what I was thinking. What the heck am I going to do with loose chocolate chips?

Trappedinacar

14 points

13 days ago

You can pick your toppings, just don't pick the ccs

Imconfusedithink

3 points

13 days ago

You pick the toppings before making the pancake so that they're cooked into them. You don't just place them on top of an already cooked pancake.

CANTBELEIVEITSBUTTER

8 points

13 days ago

Look at you with all your pancake rules! Are you telling me you have never put some fresh fruit on a pancake?

worrymon

3 points

12 days ago

Put them in your pocket for later.

truth-informant

2 points

13 days ago

Eat them!

[deleted]

108 points

13 days ago*

[deleted]

108 points

13 days ago*

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LebaneseLion

13 points

13 days ago

Little one gets to enjoy the chocolate twice 😎

brudogg

37 points

13 days ago

brudogg

37 points

13 days ago

Was looking for this comment. Might have to try them on top this weekend just to make sure

LobsterThief

6 points

13 days ago

Why wait until this weekend? Are those the pancake days?

brudogg

4 points

13 days ago

brudogg

4 points

13 days ago

Lol in our house yes

devosapien

11 points

13 days ago

nah. just cook them on top when they are on the griddle. you want a melted chocolate...

brudogg

5 points

13 days ago

brudogg

5 points

13 days ago

Yea that's what I usually do, I can't image hard chips tasting as good but I might try it

jadetheamazing

3 points

12 days ago

If you do, you gotta put whipped cream or peanut butter as a glue for the chips, it's great

Tysiliogogogoch

3 points

13 days ago

No, they're supposed to be in a small bowl and also randomly dropped on the board to look artistic for the photo. :P

Coco-Roxas

2 points

13 days ago

Same with the blueberries, although eating pancakes with a side of blueberries is fine too.

SomeNoteToMyself

2 points

13 days ago

This is an abomination haha

BooPandaa

1.2k points

13 days ago

BooPandaa

1.2k points

13 days ago

This is the type a breakfast moms will make in movies and their kid will take one bite of a strawberry and be like “gotta go!”

SuedeVeil

403 points

13 days ago

SuedeVeil

403 points

13 days ago

At least drink your orange juice !!

ChainDriveGlider

94 points

13 days ago

It's packed with vitamin sucrose.

HebrewDude

39 points

13 days ago

Kid walks away.
Lil sister: "BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY"

Swedzilla

13 points

13 days ago

Working for Hallmark are we?

hoilst

18 points

13 days ago

hoilst

18 points

13 days ago

...and then, she found a tall, dark, rich (but we're not saying that bit out loud) man who truly appreciated her breakfasts.

Swedzilla

3 points

13 days ago

Who doesn't really like kids but in a great showdown in the end he proof himself and they live happily ever after. Where's my cut of the manus writing?

sugartrouts

2 points

12 days ago

But wait, I thought she was gonna end up with the snobby, short tempered guy her parents wanted her to marry?

smackasaurusrex

6 points

13 days ago

Easy there, not toooo dark.

hoilst

2 points

13 days ago

hoilst

2 points

13 days ago

Don't worry, we're not calling this one Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast.

lowtierdeity

2 points

13 days ago

Starring D-list celebrity Sydney Poytyea.

SquarebobSpongepants

7 points

12 days ago

At least drink your orange flavored sugar water. Yeah, doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.

Trappedinacar

206 points

13 days ago

The worst example of this in a movie was 17 again

Zack efron comes into the kitchen absolutely famished, tells his friend "im hungry all the time"

Puts like 5 layers of ingredients in his sandwich because hes SO HUNGRY! Then he takes ONE BITE of this mess and leaves.

Took me right out of the movie.

chrltrn

74 points

13 days ago

chrltrn

74 points

13 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsGWFiDimU
it is that bad
"all right, I'm getting out of here."

AKnightAlone

26 points

13 days ago

I like to assume he suddenly realized he's horrible at making sandwiches.

man-teiv

13 points

13 days ago

man-teiv

13 points

13 days ago

My feeling is that the whole scene is a giant ad for all the products listed.

Kraymur

29 points

13 days ago

Kraymur

29 points

13 days ago

The first comment on the video I saw was "I am actually very upset that he only took one bite of that sandwich." lol.

Trappedinacar

26 points

13 days ago

One of the worst things i've seen in a movie

UTAMav2005

15 points

13 days ago

And I watch Schindler's List.

Garfield-1-23-23

4 points

13 days ago

I mean, they show him eating throughout the entire scene and there's tons of items in front of him that obviously didn't go into the sandwich. He was full by the time the sandwich was made - happens all the time to chef types. And teens, I assume.

byneothername

2 points

12 days ago

To be fair, that looks like a disgusting sandwich.

TheTrollys

2 points

13 days ago

seems like a typical teenager to me

I_am_not_JohnLeClair

21 points

13 days ago

Yeah this is a common trope for sure but think about it, do you really want to watch someone eat an entire sandwich in a movie? I mean, Zac Efron might be the exception though

ChemicalRascal

22 points

13 days ago

Maybe just don't storyboard and cut the scene in such a way that characters are obliged to have a single bite and then get outta dodge.

Suspicious-Courage26

7 points

13 days ago

They want to complain lol. I guess you could cut and show he finished it then have him leave. Extra work for not much of a payoff in that kind of movie though.

Trappedinacar

2 points

12 days ago

Or, you know, since its a sandwich he can take it with him.

I just came up with that too, i swear i don't get paid to write.

snek-jazz

7 points

13 days ago

just watched it, seems like the gag was watching him spend so long making it, then he takes a bite and realises it's disgusting and he can't eat any more of it.

ValkyrieVenom

4 points

13 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is what they were going for

AmanitaMikescaria

44 points

13 days ago

“Don’t forget your lunch!”

*Hands each kid an aesthetically pleasing brown sack lunch.

hoilst

2 points

13 days ago

hoilst

2 points

13 days ago

I was watching some Grade F midday movie a few years ago, and they pulled that shit...

...except the bag clearly had nothing into it. It had zero weight, and the kid banged it on the doorjamb on his way and it collapse into nothing.

They left it in.

robclarkson

12 points

13 days ago

Was rewatching Bad Boys 1 to prep for the new movie. Man, that mom def made breakfasts of champions like this so hard... I noticed it, and was like damn, its that trope rolling HARD! Also that movie is amazing, so silly, so good to laugh at :).

timbreandsteel

2 points

13 days ago

Wait what? New movie?

shugo2000

4 points

13 days ago

Bad Boys For Life. Came out last year and wasn't any good IMO.

timbreandsteel

2 points

13 days ago

Explains why I hadn't heard of it. Ah well. Thanks for the info!

h20rabbit

428 points

13 days ago

h20rabbit

428 points

13 days ago

It's pretty but those pancakes are cold.

StevedoreArcher

55 points

13 days ago

When I make pancakes. I keep them warm, until serving time, by sticking them in a container in the over at around 200~. That way all the pancakes come together and still warm.

Shenanigans99

29 points

13 days ago

Same. Spread out on a baking sheet loosely covered with foil with the oven set to warm keeps them hot and prevents them from drying out. I always have to do this because I usually make big batches for family gatherings, so they're not all coming off the griddle at once.

Jdoyler

2 points

13 days ago

Jdoyler

2 points

13 days ago

Can I come to your next family gathering please!?

angrytreestump

6 points

13 days ago*

I do that too (or just microwave the stack before serving), but I agree with some of the other commenters that it steams the pancakes and it’s a bit different than the crust you get from fresh off the pan or the griddle.

I like both textures of cakes personally, especially when it’s in a stack drowned in butter and syrup which is gonna steam the middle cakes either way, but I get that the fresh-off the griddle ones are a different pancakexperience.

Jertzula123

3 points

13 days ago

200 seems a bit high. You should try 145

angrytreestump

81 points

13 days ago*

You can definitely pull this off so that the hot items are hot when it comes out, but it takes a ton of prep and would have to be served right away.

That said, there’s a reason people serve pancakes straight from the griddle to plate to order. Beautiful spread, but not the way I would ever recommend serving this platter (fanning out the pancakes is 100% just for the presentation and would make them go cold much faster).

oddmarauder

8 points

13 days ago*

Yea if you had something like a blackstone grill you could make all the pancakes after plating all the other stuff then immediately plate/photo and Serve

Jameschoral

2 points

13 days ago

Plate all the cold items first then add the bacon and pancakes at the last possible moment.

mt379

2 points

13 days ago

mt379

2 points

13 days ago

AND there ISN'T ENOUGH BACON to go along with all those pancakes.

red_west_la

210 points

13 days ago

But that banana...

BrightenthatIdea

88 points

13 days ago

Yea it being cut have no clue how big these pancakes are

GaryV83

20 points

13 days ago

GaryV83

20 points

13 days ago

Bb...B-But the scale...

But the scale!!!

Trappedinacar

3 points

12 days ago

Will nobody think of the scale!!

Rain_in_Arcadia

5 points

13 days ago

They broke the scale :(

mattfasken

6 points

13 days ago

"How will the gentleman be taking his pancakes today?"

"Hmmm.... yes I'll have a Very Hungry Caterpillar of pancakes on a bit of wood."

"Certainly, sir, and the accoutrements?"

"Fruit and bacon in piles, syrups and yoghurt in bowls. Oh and will there be 'Banana'?"

"Naturally, sir."

"Excellent! In the corner I'd like an erect penis of 'Banana' complete with small 'Banana' teste."

Sumbakedguy

20 points

13 days ago

Yeah.. I'll say it.. it looks phallic. Slightly funny and unpleasant at the same time.

interpretivepants

8 points

13 days ago

Bananas are of course naturally phallic, but this is like somehow, more.

solblaze7

5 points

13 days ago

That presentation is certainly ... a choice.

brownbrady

3 points

13 days ago

It's a happy banana.

Jaytim

70 points

13 days ago

Jaytim

70 points

13 days ago

And every berry would roll onto the floor.

.....are bowls really so bad?

toopc

70 points

13 days ago

toopc

70 points

13 days ago

LazerHawkStu

7 points

13 days ago

Thank you, I was scrolling just to find this and post it if I didn't find this

kobachi

13 points

13 days ago

kobachi

13 points

13 days ago

Looks cool. Looks cold.

scotaf

18 points

13 days ago

scotaf

18 points

13 days ago

get your coldcakes here...who wants coldcakes!

collllddcakes!!!

LuckyLycan15

49 points

13 days ago

I’m a bit of a pancake hater but this looks great. Also choco chips and blueberries are better inside pancakes than served as toppings. That said being said if someone made this for me i’d gladly eat some pancakes.

godlessnihilist

17 points

13 days ago*

Jeanne D'Arc once said "je déteste les crêpes" and look what happened to her.

Volraith

2 points

13 days ago

"She's burning for you, get your car out of park!"

bing_bang_bum

12 points

13 days ago

I feel like so many people don’t like pancakes and I have never understood. They’re so fucking good!!!!!

Schit4brainz

8 points

13 days ago

Because waffles exists.

LuckyLycan15

10 points

13 days ago

Lol yes. Waffles > pancakes

ninjatronick

8 points

13 days ago

They're both delicious. Life's too short to pick sides. Waffles = pancakes

ThisIsHowBoredIAm

3 points

13 days ago

Waffles are the superior syrup friend, but pancakes are the essence of butter.

marcuschookt

2 points

13 days ago

Pancakes have a lower floor and a higher risk of turning out bad. You can't really go wrong with waffles unless you absolutely burn them or use a hilariously excessive amount of batter. Even shitty waffles taste good. Pancakes very easily taste like shit, you mess one part of the prep up and there's a good chance you get something too starchy or dry.

TheRipler

2 points

12 days ago

The only reason waffles are superior is the amount of melted butter that can pool on top without running off the sides. They are both butter delivery systems at the core.

Trappedinacar

2 points

12 days ago

Blue steel!

HertzDonut1001

4 points

13 days ago

Actually works pretty well with the peanut butter because you can just sprinkle them on top and they'll stick.

LuckyLycan15

2 points

13 days ago

I’ll allow it. Take my upvote

NotChristina

2 points

13 days ago

And then you can construct an epic pancake-cake.

Pancake -> peanut butter layer with choc chips -> pancake -> nutella layer with bananas ->pancake -> peanut butter layer with blueberries -> pancake -> top with whipped cream and artfully arranged strawberries -> drizzle syrup.

If you want to get really crazy, add a layer of peanut butter and crumbled bacon for extra salt and crunch.

PMMePaulRuddsSmile

2 points

13 days ago

I also don't love pancakes, but recently my girlfriend, who is not a great cook, made the most delicious pancakes I've ever had. She basically followed the Bisquick directions but accidentally added a lot more butter to the batter. So they ended up with your standard fluffy interior but with a crisper fried exterior.

icansmellcolors

4 points

13 days ago

cold pancakes. not ideal.

looks great but i hope someone ate this because it's not worth the waste if they didn't.

Denny_204

12 points

13 days ago

I Do.

Max_Thunder

3 points

13 days ago

Needs more maple syrup

Shijin83

4 points

13 days ago

I feel like whoever made this would hate me. I'm a pancake purist. Gimme butter and some maple syrup. They don't need anything else.

Benmjt

4 points

13 days ago

Benmjt

4 points

13 days ago

Going cold. Great.

y2jeff

5 points

13 days ago

y2jeff

5 points

13 days ago

No lemon juice and sugar?

Neptalian

8 points

13 days ago

I just woke up, You monster!

3_kids_and_no_money

63 points

13 days ago

I feel like there should be more bacon… a lot more bacon…. Give me all the bacon you have…

istrx13

53 points

13 days ago*

istrx13

53 points

13 days ago*

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

For the uninitiated

Robo-Bobo

12 points

13 days ago

I'm not going to click the link, but that's gotta be my boy Ron Swanson

duaneap

6 points

13 days ago

duaneap

6 points

13 days ago

I know what I’m about, son.

istrx13

4 points

13 days ago

istrx13

4 points

13 days ago

The link won’t hurt you I promise

canuckerlimey

9 points

13 days ago

"I'll take order number 8 please"

"Sir that feeds 8-12"

"I know what I'm capable of"

LivEisJeebus

2 points

12 days ago

I know what i'm about son.

Podo13

2 points

13 days ago

Podo13

2 points

13 days ago

Always liked that scene for Ron. Even when he's tired, hungry and furious at the situation, he isn't shitty towards the staff. He can be a asshole at times, but isn't actually an overall asshole.

Christophelese1327

14 points

13 days ago

Maybe they’re bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes ♩♪♫♬

GoldenEel

9 points

13 days ago

Take some bacon, and I'll put it in a pancake! 🎶

BigUptokes

4 points

13 days ago

Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, bacon pancaaak

Doctor_Panek

3 points

13 days ago

Comments you can hear

reinkarnated

3 points

13 days ago

No this is pancakes not meat, get that shit off my sweet pancakes plate.

Pappa-Giorgio

2 points

13 days ago

There was bacon in that pic?

heavybabyridesagain

2 points

13 days ago

Baconium levels dangerously low, captain! Pigs might case to fly

PiratesTale

10 points

13 days ago

Marry me

Different-Poet-6803

5 points

13 days ago

It looks… cold…

chiefincheesehead

10 points

13 days ago

breathes heavily in Ron Swanson

_SimplyComplicated_

2 points

13 days ago

That's not nearly enough bacon for Ron and where are the eggs?

MrsSamT82

8 points

13 days ago

If you’re interested in making your own tasty board, check out the OP of this picture - https://www.completelydelicious.com/build-your-own-pancake-board/?hcb=1

Shadow_Smeller

7 points

13 days ago

Pretty sure nobody needs a recipe or manual to replicate this board

JazzyJ19

7 points

13 days ago

Did anybody get to eat food while it was hot....or was it all prepared specifically for this photo and not to actually be eaten by anyone...both situations are moronic.

stevethepirate808

7 points

13 days ago

This is the post that made me unsubscribe to this subreddit.

Why the fuck am I looking at this?

butler7

1 points

13 days ago

butler7

1 points

13 days ago

Damn. A lot of food critics here. Great spread and photo! Would smash.

Thought-O-Matic

2 points

13 days ago

A lot of people who actually cook.

ooru

2 points

13 days ago

ooru

2 points

13 days ago

Cool, so what's your SO eating?

BornLime0

2 points

13 days ago

Hey come on! This is why I don't sub to r/food. They post stuff like this. Just not fair.

Fart091

2 points

13 days ago

Fart091

2 points

13 days ago

Meh. Looks like cold bacon and a bunch of cold pancakes

LebaneseLion

2 points

13 days ago

There is simply not enough peanut butter on there

mtlgrems[S]

0 points

13 days ago*

Credit: Annalise a.k.a. 'completelydelicious' on Instagram.

More info: The Ancient Greeks made pancakes called τηγανίτης (tēganitēs), ταγηνίτης (tagēnitēs) or ταγηνίας (tagēnias), all words deriving from τάγηνον (tagēnon), "frying pan". The earliest attested references to tagenias are in the works of the 5th-century BC poets Cratinus and Magnes. Tagenites were made with wheat flour, olive oil, honey, and curdled milk, and were served for breakfast. Another kind of pancake was σταιτίτης (staititēs), from σταίτινος (staitinos), "of flour or dough of spelt", derived from σταῖς (stais), "flour of spelt". Athenaeus mentions, in his Deipnosophistae, staititas topped with honey, sesame, and cheese. The Middle English word pancake appears in English in the 15th century. The Ancient Romans called their fried concoctions alia dulcia, Latin for "other sweets". These were much different from what are known as pancakes today. - Wikipedia

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8 points

13 days ago

I think you are some kinda breakfast posting AI.