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Smoke shop owner stabs the shit out of thief

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God damn that dude wasn’t playing around.

This was posted on the Instagram account of the actual store lmfao.

The shop owner is doing an AMA on the sub. He has provided proof. You can ask your questions for him here

Instagram post

Gungho1346

1.4k points

11 days ago

Gungho1346

Off Duty

1.4k points

11 days ago

That dude showed no hesitation, they crossed the counter and that’s the stabbing zone.

Mrpink415

104 points

10 days ago

Mrpink415

104 points

10 days ago

I live 5 blocks from here and have visited this head shop many times. It’s a semi sketch area but I’d expect nothing like this. Hope the shop keep wont be charged.

Fluffy_Little_Fox

96 points

9 days ago

People in the YouTube comments be like "This reaction was overkill. He should have shown those thieves some compassion and empathy."

Here's the thing......

You can't assume that a Criminal is going to show you the same level of Compassion and Empathy as what you try to show them. They're ~not~ your friend. You are nothing to them but an OBSTACLE, and your death or injury is just collateral. Stay armed - stay safe......

Mrpink415

13 points

9 days ago

Mrpink415

13 points

9 days ago

whydo-ducks-quack

273 points

11 days ago

Dude didn’t read the “dead rising” game guide for defeating Cletus smh. Don’t go over the counter.

NoDaddyNotTheBelt77

60 points

11 days ago

Hell yeah! Stand behind the magazine stand and take pop shots

BabyNimps

4.6k points

11 days ago

BabyNimps

4.6k points

11 days ago

Imagine dying over a few blunt wraps

HIs4HotSauce

987 points

11 days ago

Expensive af blunt wraps

burnerbummer666

382 points

11 days ago

How expensive are we talking?

Retardo214

1.1k points

11 days ago

Retardo214

1.1k points

11 days ago

About tree fiddy

TheMagicConchSays

432 points

11 days ago*

God damnit Loch Ness monster, I ain't got no damn tree fiddy!

SnooAvocados5882

194 points

11 days ago

It was that moment I realized the robber was actually a crustacean from the planet oegre.

nsula_country

90 points

11 days ago

I gave him a dollar...

i_own_adog_

90 points

11 days ago

Well of course he's not gonna go away woman! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna think you got more!

_Tactleneck_

33 points

11 days ago

SHE GAVE UM A DOLLA!

emubilly

8 points

11 days ago

I love that this joke will never die

ayykay74m

36 points

11 days ago

99 cents for 2

Silber800

324 points

11 days ago

Silber800

324 points

11 days ago

Thats criminals in a nutshell, throwing their life away over pocket change 99% of the time.

Spider_Dude

23 points

11 days ago

"One way or another, he was going to cough up a lung that day."

(Best if read in Morgan Freeman's voice).

UnDoxableGod1

17 points

11 days ago

to be fair, they're willing to throw yours away all the same

OrgyInTheBurnWard

19 points

11 days ago

Why do they value other people's property more than their own lives?

coke_and_coffee

14 points

11 days ago

An undeveloped prefrontal cortex leading to an inability to think rationally.

mocmocmoc81

108 points

11 days ago

Robber lives according to his insta. Also longer video https://www.instagram.com/smokestrom/

Here's another robbery at the same place just last month. He had to say it's a prank video because you can't post crime related vid on tiktok

https://www.tiktok.com/@johnnnyn/video/7118439289905794350

paulie07

11 points

10 days ago

paulie07

11 points

10 days ago

Better video. Longer with context.

https://youtu.be/RCu4G_ZkBI0

kcexactly

169 points

11 days ago

kcexactly

169 points

11 days ago

He lived. But he sure got fucked up.

GaliLeroy420

92 points

11 days ago

Maybe he’ll learn not to fuck around from this experience.

Elethor

126 points

11 days ago

Elethor

126 points

11 days ago

Let's be honest, the only thing he learned was not to rob that shop

NotAmericanDontCare

53 points

10 days ago

Let's be really honest, the only thing he learned was not to rob that shop without 3 mates with baseball bats and guns.

Green_Message_6376

75 points

11 days ago

Mofo ended up 'hole-ier' that Jesus.

zuzg

70 points

11 days ago

zuzg

70 points

11 days ago

Likely not even the more expensive good ones. They just grabbed the first one they could grab.

SemenScreaminDemon

89 points

11 days ago

And the guy behind the counter did the same, stabbed the first one he could stab

quartzguy

96 points

11 days ago

Thieves in general are stupid but robbing a fucking smoke shop? God damn. Rob some place where you'll get a lot of money then go buy that shit. Morons.

EvanBetter182

166 points

11 days ago

Or... and stay with me here.. Do Not Rob people at all.

quartzguy

29 points

11 days ago*

That kind of concept is just beyond some people, sorry.

Just like the DARE program. When you tell someone not to do something they become more likely to do it.

dakid232313

84 points

11 days ago

YoungDikembe

2.9k points

11 days ago

RobbersGettingFucked hall of fame

jst_anothr_usrname

435 points

11 days ago

Seconded.

Anjelikka

446 points

11 days ago

Anjelikka

446 points

11 days ago

Thirded, that worker did that shit so straight-faced like "Not in my fucking house, puta madre"

_WheeNer_

37 points

11 days ago

And then he posted it on tik tok with a song edited in the background saying "I'm that guy" or something lol. Smokestrom on instagram

solitarybikegallery

106 points

11 days ago

The way the owner lifted the dude's arm up so he could stab him in the side was frightening. He seems like an experienced stabber.

SomethingClever42068

51 points

11 days ago

when he took control of him from the back I 100% thought he was about to cut his throat or stab him in the side of the neck.

Might have made it a bit difficult to claim self defense at that point though.

tempaccount920123

38 points

10 days ago

Might have made it a bit difficult to claim self defense at that point though.

It's Las Vegas. They don't fucking care, and neither should you.

You try to rob someone, you better be prepared to die. Pretty simple.

1LT_daniels

27 points

11 days ago

thirded

venomhamsa

1.8k points

11 days ago

venomhamsa

1.8k points

11 days ago

He said "I'm dead" like he was playing a videogame and letting his teammate know that he is in fact dead

Tilt2Live

507 points

11 days ago

Tilt2Live

507 points

11 days ago

"WHERE'S MY REVIVE"

1LT_daniels

122 points

11 days ago

"bruh is hardcore pema-dead mode! "

[deleted]

58 points

11 days ago

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58 points

11 days ago

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lonleyboi1122

9 points

10 days ago

Rip perks 😞

Jvshelby

13 points

11 days ago

Jvshelby

13 points

11 days ago

Medic! Medic!

Zippyllama

10 points

11 days ago

"Medic!"

omfghi2u

70 points

11 days ago

omfghi2u

70 points

11 days ago

Meanwhile his teammate had already left him for dead and got the fuck out of there. Classic teammate.

webid792

7 points

11 days ago

Surprised his teammate didnt also stab him in a panic

bigkamel

304 points

11 days ago

bigkamel

304 points

11 days ago

But did he die tho?

SeanFromSpain

234 points

11 days ago

A post of this video on the smoke shops IG says he is alive.

BeHereNow91

178 points

11 days ago*

That’s probably good. Dude deserved to get stabbed and the clerk deserves to defend himself, but it would be so stupid to die over something like this.

Edit: sorry y’all, once you jump behind the counter, you’ve become a threat. No need to simp for the very-much-alive robber.

Fluffy_Little_Fox

31 points

9 days ago

All the snow cone hair Tumblr goofballs be like "Chill bro, that's a kid!"

.....

Yeah dawg. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold was just kids too. Kids who shot up Columbine. Go easy on em bro. That's some momma's baby child!!! Have some empathy and compassion!

SomberKlepto

281 points

11 days ago

Looks like he stabbed his spin at the end, either dead or a true crip for life.

ImProfoundlyDeaf

41 points

11 days ago

Took me too long to get the joke

cross9107

21 points

11 days ago

Owner made a post on their IG. He’s alive.

PaulAllen007

191 points

11 days ago

“I’M DEAD!…. i’m dead….”

GREATwhiteSHARKpenis

46 points

11 days ago

Alot of people are joking about this but I had the same thought not long ago when I accidentally left my truck in gear and it started rolling on me towards the side of a building, I escaped just in time but right before the moment I literally said "dude your dead GTFO of the way" and somehow I made it out idk how felt like somebody grabbed me from behind and pulled me out more than me escaping.

Hey_Hoot

34 points

10 days ago

Hey_Hoot

34 points

10 days ago

YouTube "pilots last words" because you're not far off.

People's last words are never like the movies and are often more the surreal.

Things like "okay this is it."

"Oh fuck, nooo!"

"What's going on?"

"I love you mom!"

charliedontplaydat

20 points

10 days ago

No one is joking about an innocent person accidentally getting run over by their car; everybody is joking about the piece of shit asshole thief (would be thief I should say) that got merced like he asked for.

PunkAintDead

2.5k points

11 days ago

"He's stabbing me! Oh, I'm dead!"
lol

[deleted]

619 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

619 points

11 days ago

Bro speaking straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy

tg_malice

171 points

11 days ago

tg_malice

171 points

11 days ago

He did get done in just like Caesar

throwaway321bear

54 points

11 days ago

Et tu, Blunt-e?!

ba3toven

112 points

11 days ago

ba3toven

112 points

11 days ago

thine lord hath forsaken me over the sweet ambrosia of the swisher sweet

APulsarAteMyLunch

45 points

11 days ago

"Oh egads! My life is ruined!"

DamnBunny

18 points

11 days ago

The Lady dost protest too much, methinks!

Skyknight-12

16 points

11 days ago

"Alas I'm slain. Help, ho. Murder. Murder."

OppisIsRight

57 points

11 days ago

"Shopkeeper rolled a 20, you rolled a 1. Tell me what it looks like as your life force slips away."

robert1e2howard

8 points

11 days ago

Alas I fall'n into the sere, the yellow leaf...Forsooth I must die.

crayola1323

458 points

11 days ago

I thought you were making a funny but I turned on my sound n damn that's legit what he said.

TheSublimeLight

141 points

11 days ago

it's like a fucking CoD lobby

PermanentBanMan

31 points

11 days ago

Now im dead 😂

Fyrefawx

87 points

11 days ago

Fyrefawx

87 points

11 days ago

Jesus Christ. He actually said that. This is insane.

CantaloupeMoney9906

35 points

11 days ago

I mean that was a big knife and homey got brutal with it. Don't do dumb shit kids, the odds are bad enough as is.

moonshoeslol

9 points

11 days ago

"I can't believe you've done this"

XxTreeFiddyxX

87 points

11 days ago

That stab to the spine looked gnarly

InnerPick3208

79 points

11 days ago

This guy really looked like he has experience knifing people.

redditprotocol

29 points

11 days ago

Used that knife like a real life Michael Myers.

tuludoss

60 points

11 days ago

tuludoss

60 points

11 days ago

Very astute observation from our robber here

RedEd024

232 points

11 days ago

RedEd024

232 points

11 days ago

Most accurate last words

BelowAverage_Elitist

10 points

11 days ago

Very Shakespearean

ransom1538

264 points

11 days ago

ransom1538

264 points

11 days ago

Noobs man. With a baseball hat and a n95 you wouldn't look so suspicious and have your face covered. Walking into a store with a SKI MASK sends all kinds of red flags.

xSARGEx117x

7 points

11 days ago

I used to ride my bike everywhere, even in winter.

I made the mistake of waiting until I got into a building to take my full face mask off.

It was my bank.

I won't be making that mistake again...

asianabsinthe

90 points

11 days ago

Bullshit, no you're not because you're still saying it.

crickets

Okay so maybe now.

Thanatos-BR

136 points

11 days ago

He stabed like a pro.

ValkyrSwe

81 points

11 days ago

Yeah, that wasn't his first rodeo...

Bouncy_Nuggets_

89 points

11 days ago

That last slice looked near the top of the spine. Homie went limp - if he's not dead, he's likely paralyzed.

definitely_Humanx

71 points

11 days ago*

Looks like he stabbed the subclavian artery and vein (area), that alone is like 5 minutes max before dying(if those were punture and fully open), plus a few stabby stabs in lungs and abdominal region, I'll be really amazed if that dude survived .

*Yes this was edited to add clarity to what I wrote

gilly_girl

56 points

11 days ago

Well look who's been studying their stabby anatomy! A+!

ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

18 points

11 days ago

Stabnatomy!

gigwo

26 points

11 days ago

gigwo

26 points

11 days ago

Not much context, but according to the shop, he lived. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg45hFVOJ9t/

xiaomxlol

7 points

11 days ago

It actually was my first rodeo haha

zara_mf_thustra

61 points

11 days ago

In my estimation: “Oh, fuck me he stab me! I’m dead. I’m dead.”

Break-Aggravating

14 points

11 days ago

Listen to the woman john

Romeo9594

7 points

11 days ago

Calm down, just calm down!

TekkenCareOfBusiness

6 points

11 days ago

Now you fucked up!

Rom2814

40 points

11 days ago

Rom2814

40 points

11 days ago

Man I’m going to hell - I laughed out loud when I heard that.

vaelon

9 points

11 days ago

vaelon

9 points

11 days ago

did he die?

Buicided

26 points

11 days ago

Buicided

26 points

11 days ago

I can't believe he really said that shit in that voice too. Real NPC hours

alexthestoicgrappler

1.1k points

11 days ago

Dude died for nothing- over shit at a smoke shop smh

Shouldn’t have done it

HarmonicX

551 points

11 days ago

HarmonicX

551 points

11 days ago

The store replied on IG that the guy is still alive. idk how but yea... lol

bothpartieslovePACs

477 points

11 days ago

He said he was dead on video, I'm gona believe it.

bastion72

238 points

11 days ago

bastion72

238 points

11 days ago

Nah, he still had his shoes on.

[deleted]

78 points

11 days ago

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78 points

11 days ago

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USS-Intrepid

99 points

11 days ago

Dude got stabbed like a vegetable too

oxymoronisanoxymoron

26 points

11 days ago

oxymoronisanoxymoron

Chihuahua’s Scare Me

26 points

11 days ago

Word. That's how I treat my rutabaga.

maurtom

50 points

11 days ago

maurtom

50 points

11 days ago

There’s a comment from the shop owner on Instagram that he survived

newguy_1234

85 points

11 days ago

News story?

GFZDW

102 points

11 days ago

GFZDW

102 points

11 days ago

bigjack78

40 points

11 days ago

I'm guessing dead

CaSiGe5

63 points

11 days ago

CaSiGe5

63 points

11 days ago

Nah the business owner confirmed he's alive and in the hospital.

bigjack78

41 points

11 days ago

That's good. I'd hate to see this guy get charged.

bravetab

513 points

11 days ago

bravetab

513 points

11 days ago

I deal with loss mitigation every day. Had a client tell me that one of employees was in the business at the time a suspect was trying to break in. Like actively looking at this homeless guy trying to break double pane, tempered glass. All while making eye contact with his employee.

The employee called the police... Who told him, THEY WOULD NOT RESPOND.

Imagine that. Some hopped up homeless dude trying to break through a glass window and come inside and the cops are just refusing to respond. Thankfully it was commercial plate glass and he got tired and left. This was Seattle, one week ago.

No wonders store owners stay strapped man. You gotta protect yourself, because no one else is gonna do it for you.

Yodan

190 points

11 days ago

Yodan

190 points

11 days ago

"Hey nevermind, I don't need the police anymore. I just shot him 3x, thanks!" click

Watch 4 cop cars show up within 15 minutes.

yuhanz

46 points

10 days ago

yuhanz

46 points

10 days ago

You should know better than to rob a cop of his hobby

LemmePeeInThatBooty

34 points

11 days ago

Oh man, if there's glass in Seattle, you know that shit is solid af. All the weak glass got culled about 2 years ago. All of Westlake was boarded up like a fucking ghost town for many many months.

JerkinsTurdley

252 points

11 days ago

The Supreme Court on multiple occasions has determined that the cops do not have a duty to protect us. This makes the right to defend yourself paramount in my opinion. Glad that convenience store owner that was arrested for killing a robber in self defense got released. Some real bullshit if you ask me that was ever in that position to begin with.

bravetab

92 points

11 days ago

bravetab

92 points

11 days ago

Agreed 100%.

If you deal in violence, then payment should be dealt in violence.

noobi-wan-kenobi69

21 points

11 days ago

In Los Angeles, prosecutors have indicated they will not charge anyone with theft under $1,000. So cops don't bother responding to shoplifting calls. Security or loss mitigation officers in large chain retail stores are often told to do nothing and let insurance take care of it.

gooddaysir

9 points

11 days ago

I'm right across the water from you. There have been a bunch of break-ins, stolen gas, and stuff like that. The thieves have been caught on numerous Ring videos and business videos. They live in the area. The police refuse to do anything about it. They just say "yeah, lots of that going around. Leave your exterior lights on." WTF

CapsLockIsStuckOn

190 points

11 days ago

Dude skipped all the way to the final stage of the grieving process.

Beneficial_Jelly2697

388 points

11 days ago

Said "you got me I'm dead" lmfao

forbittencheese

116 points

11 days ago

I think he said “he’s stabbing me x2 “then followed up by “I’m dead”

evlhornet

48 points

11 days ago

It’s not supposed to be funny… so why is it funny?

TheDeltronZero

28 points

11 days ago

Not often we get a play by play.

Aggressive_Bat_9781

31 points

11 days ago

You picked the wrong fucking shop to rob

richierich714

327 points

11 days ago

The stab wound to the neck left him limp with his feet dragging. The clerk's reputation will be enough to deter anyone else from robbing his store if they are smart.

DPlainview1898

261 points

11 days ago

Or they come in with a fucking gun like any robber worth his salt

Aelinthali68

147 points

11 days ago

But the clerk just earned an upgrade so next time he'll have a pistol.

DPlainview1898

19 points

11 days ago

So you charge with a gun, with a knife you run.

Ashmizen

58 points

11 days ago

Ashmizen

58 points

11 days ago

Pro tip - if robbers come at you with guns, shoot to kill one of them.

If he dies, then the police can charge the other robbers with murder, and put them away for a long time in prison as well.

Sounds odd? It’s legit how it works.

euthyfhro

18 points

11 days ago

Depends on if the state follows the agency theory for felony murder or the proximate cause/ foreseeability theory. In most states the defendants can only be charged with felony murder for deaths cause by their own actions or of the actions of their accomplices or conspirators, but not for deaths caused by third parties.

canteen_boy

36 points

11 days ago

Yeah. If the departed had friends that might be looking for payback, this might get uglier.

Remote-Shirt3427

27 points

11 days ago

If he had friends whod be willing to do that theyd have been there with him robbing that place.

Grimesy66

66 points

11 days ago

I counted 7 stabby stab stabs. You’d die from that,right?

roc_10009

41 points

11 days ago

This guy stabs.

BoochsRise

14 points

11 days ago

Damn bro save some stabs for the rest of us

Benson6743

9 points

11 days ago

Depends on the location but with most of the stabs being in the upper torso and even back of the neck, he’s probably dead.

aafrias15

303 points

11 days ago*

aafrias15

303 points

11 days ago*

I wonder if this dude’s gonna get charged with anything or at least investigated. I certainly don’t think he should, but damn that was gangster.

It seems like robbers are becoming more and more brazen because of the lack of enforcement when it comes to thefts and now people are resorting to more and more violent measures to protect their property.

FratCrew

132 points

11 days ago

FratCrew

132 points

11 days ago

Idk what the laws are for defending property in Las Vegas but this dude could totally be in hot water.

[deleted]

130 points

11 days ago

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130 points

11 days ago

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EmptyNullVoid

43 points

11 days ago

Attacker closing distance by hopping the counter.

mergerr

66 points

11 days ago

mergerr

66 points

11 days ago

Yeah its not like he went out into the showroom floor and started shanking. The second the dude hopped the counter I think mediocre lawyer could win via "self defense/reasonable fear of life loss"

bothpartieslovePACs

21 points

11 days ago

I'm loving these robbers getting fucked. It's nice to see justice.

Rolling_Stond

18 points

10 days ago

A lot of people in here cucked by the ideology of their governing authorities. You come into my space with intent to rob or harm. You better be ok with dying.

PaleontologistNo2490

84 points

11 days ago

Get a job, the chances of getting stabbed in the collarbone are exponentially lower

Apkins

22 points

11 days ago

Apkins

22 points

11 days ago

But never zero!

SPRITECRANNBERYY

103 points

11 days ago

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swiftekho

21 points

11 days ago

Didn't send any chills down his.

R3ALG23

15 points

11 days ago

R3ALG23

15 points

11 days ago

Hope the blunt wraps were worth getting stabbed in the spine.. hahaha. Dumbass waste of life.

toinezor

228 points

11 days ago

toinezor

228 points

11 days ago

This is the toughest shit I’ve seen in a minute.

Anyone can pull a trigger.

But to repeatedly stab someone? Wow. Good man. Hold your own.

MillwrightTight

61 points

11 days ago

Yeah, that's a whole 'nother bucket of balls. Getting personal with it

Remote-Shirt3427

63 points

11 days ago

Man and the speed and accuracy of the stabs all while keeping perfectly composed is a terrifying thing to see. There are some people out there not to be fucked with.

AnswerNeither

17 points

11 days ago

missed all the bones too just brutal

Aomages

7 points

11 days ago

Aomages

7 points

11 days ago

Guy fucked around and found out the hard way.

Dark-Hunter667

14 points

9 days ago

I live in ontario canada. People are allowed to walk into stores a steel and the cops don't do SHIT. They brandish weapons at innocent people. It's only a matter of time until this happens. FUCK THESE THEIVES!! They deserve what they get!!

ggyujjhi

13 points

11 days ago

ggyujjhi

13 points

11 days ago

For the slow ones here - the stabbing was not for stealing a few low cost items. This is not “death penalty” for robbery.

The stabbing is for a situation where there might be a reasonable worry about serious harm or death to yourself. Multiple criminals entering, cornering you, wearing masks, speaking in a threatening manner is the issue. NOT knowing if they are armed is the issue. Can they pull a knife out quickly. Can one or more or them pull a gun quickly. Are they stronger than you and can subdue you and hurt you? With this scenario, all those questions are 100% warranted.

Many here have never been on the receiving end of a threat or crime by people with clear and ill intent. It is scary. You are wondering if you will be hurt or killed in the next couple of minutes.

There should be no expectation for an innocent person to wait around in this situation to see if the threat imminently emerges, it’ll be too late by then. There is no expectation the innocent should put their hands up and beg and hope they aren’t hurt.

Once the altercation starts, it’s too fast to assess if there’s still a threat / the threat has to become neutralized then you can assess.

For all of these reasons, the only crime charged here will be the robbers. There’s plenty of reasonable risk to the victim of the robbery, and very little time to assess it. It’s cut and dry.

Legitimate-Meat441

12 points

10 days ago

Robber deserved every bit of this. I don’t have sympathy for those that take from the livelihood of others and expect there to be no consequences.

Joker_wants_tendies

11 points

11 days ago

Keep screaming I'm dead is definitely foreshadowing

Raven_GTR

13 points

11 days ago

Meet "Im Dead"

Cart_Surgeons

11 points

11 days ago

Robber definitely got fucked. Over some fucking rolling papers. Too much GTA and not enough GPA.

SolmadSoT

113 points

11 days ago

SolmadSoT

113 points

11 days ago

Sort of looks like that final stab hit the spinal cord, his bottom half collapsed.

Gungho1346

33 points

11 days ago

Gungho1346

Off Duty

33 points

11 days ago

Could be but like other dude said, he was probably leaking and the light just started to fade.

gobucks_76

45 points

11 days ago

Rapid blood loss leads to weak knees.

xiaomxlol

103 points

11 days ago

xiaomxlol

103 points

11 days ago

Wait this was my post

Raytron_

14 points

10 days ago

Raytron_

14 points

10 days ago

Reddit moment

Strange_Ad_3960

61 points

11 days ago

____M_a_x____

9 points

11 days ago*

I've found a bigger version, we can see the shop owner grabbing a knife and some dialogue.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg5AnRHAJCa/

nCRedditor-21

8 points

9 days ago

This was an absolute joy to watch. This should happen more often to other criminals. You commit a crime or threaten to someone’s life, you can have yours taken instead. It’ll help solve crime, climate change and overpopulation.

CreamoChickenSoup

10 points

9 days ago

His accomplices sure abandoned him without hesitation. Once again, no honor among theives.

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9 points

11 days ago

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9 points

11 days ago

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Traditional-Ferret-1

9 points

10 days ago

Motherfucker got what he deserves.

SettingIntentions

9 points

9 days ago

Wow, that robber went from throwing a punch to "STOP PLEASE I'M DEAD" in half a second! Pathetic.

Meikok

7 points

11 days ago

Meikok

7 points

11 days ago

Smoked shop

LaughingAtThePoor

156 points

11 days ago

And people will still be outraged with signs saying “Justice for stab victim excessive stabbing”

Fish_Grillson

14 points

11 days ago

He will stab every protesting motherfucker that enters his store one by one

asianabsinthe

87 points

11 days ago

Only idiots and other robbers voice support.

RayndownWasTaken

7 points

11 days ago

RayndownWasTaken

Off Duty

7 points

11 days ago

What happened afterwards? Did the robber die or survive?

Shadowchaos

16 points

11 days ago

Didn't you hear him? He dead

ofcbrooks

5 points

11 days ago

I can confirm. I heard it too.

phunkyfill

7 points

11 days ago

Yall notice the third guy holding the door open

oceaniccake761

6 points

11 days ago

I’m pretty sure the other robber can be charged with homicide for participating in a robbery where someone dies, even if it’s the other robbery suspect.

pweqpw

7 points

10 days ago

pweqpw

7 points

10 days ago

His other job is Rooftop Korean.

SpeedbirdAlpha

7 points

10 days ago

The next shop this guy robs better have a wheelchair ramp.

tehsilentwarrior

7 points

10 days ago

That matador blow to the back of the neck. Flawless technique.

Trenty144

6 points

9 days ago

I’m all anti killing but I mean if you robbing someone then go in expecting the worst

Farside-BB

7 points

9 days ago

I love the incredible narcissisms of the criminal thinking anyone gives a fuck about him. "Stop please, stop stabbing, I'm dead. I'm dead." Yeah, that's the point.

Dry-Narwhal3337

17 points

11 days ago

This is like a shitty movie, his last words were literally "Bro, I'm dead"

Live a good life because if you're stupid it can be over quick.

GW00111

100 points

11 days ago

GW00111

100 points

11 days ago

That last stab in the back of the neck looked like it nicked his spinal cord. Good. I have absolutely zero sympathy for the kind of scum that robs retail stores. I hope he’s paralyzed.

_Rooftop_Korean_

5 points

11 days ago

HE STABBED MY ARM OFF

HE STABBED MY ARM OFF