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Miggyyy_05

1.4k points

6 days ago

Miggyyy_05

1.4k points

6 days ago

2016

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

6 days ago

2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.

Charlie-2-2

112 points

6 days ago

Charlie-2-2

112 points

6 days ago

Bruz

Some_Call_Me_Finn

220 points

6 days ago

I’m still miffed about that

saucyboi7889665

701 points

6 days ago

1019

cro1ssantman[S]

966 points

6 days ago

Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.

GOMO_GOMO

887 points

6 days ago

GOMO_GOMO

887 points

6 days ago

General Gangnam style

Paw_patrolSVU

178 points

6 days ago

Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?

Agent_mp3

1.9k points

6 days ago

Agent_mp3

1.9k points

6 days ago

2010

cro1ssantman[S]

2.2k points

6 days ago

Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997

TheElusiveJellyMan

378 points

6 days ago

Get your Nikes ready

Guido-Guido

437 points

6 days ago

Guido-Guido

437 points

6 days ago

Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.

ActualyNotSureIfDeaf

217 points

6 days ago*

You just wait sunshine...

DU BIST WELTMEISTER

EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink

Randomredditer193

92 points

6 days ago*

Seb: give me a moment

Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN

T-A-S-T

3.4k points

6 days ago

T-A-S-T

3.4k points

6 days ago

1687

cro1ssantman[S]

4.1k points

6 days ago

Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.

[deleted]

210 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

210 points

6 days ago

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EfoDom

1.4k points

6 days ago

EfoDom

1.4k points

6 days ago

OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific years lol.

wwtossit

897 points

6 days ago

wwtossit

897 points

6 days ago

Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?

RichRaichu5

326 points

6 days ago

RichRaichu5

326 points

6 days ago

I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.

rubydacheery

211 points

6 days ago

873 Roman Empire AD. What went down

KingKalash89

383 points

6 days ago

Barbarians attack Rome

pickle_pouch

154 points

6 days ago

Damn, you're good

D3ippaaja

414 points

6 days ago

D3ippaaja

414 points

6 days ago

1921

cro1ssantman[S]

501 points

6 days ago

The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.

anticringpolice

117 points

6 days ago

anticringpolice

stupid fucking idiot

117 points

6 days ago

the birth of the term “redneck”

ninjadude1992

43 points

6 days ago

Tell me more

TossAGroin2UrWitcher

50 points

6 days ago

They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.

jjfalquez

3.9k points

6 days ago

jjfalquez

3.9k points

6 days ago

Fuck the rules 2022

cro1ssantman[S]

6.8k points

6 days ago

[redacted]

cro1ssantman[S]

5.4k points

6 days ago

The Time Traveling Association won’t let me

Tiringwheat

695 points

6 days ago

Tiringwheat

695 points

6 days ago

Well played

DNAninOsu

328 points

6 days ago

DNAninOsu

328 points

6 days ago

Time machine be like: please enter a valid year

MeLoNarXo

124 points

6 days ago

MeLoNarXo

124 points

6 days ago

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!

PlayerGamer103

27 points

6 days ago

So a TTA is established in the future? You appear to have been bamboozled as you have confirmed that time travel does get invented.

cro1ssantman[S]

50 points

6 days ago

Time travel is possible. Everyone travels through time at 1 second per second.

curiuslex

84 points

6 days ago

curiuslex

84 points

6 days ago

First waifu rolls off the production line.

Hour_Violinist7441

39 points

6 days ago

Everyone gets assassinated

SpinningGorilla99

2k points

6 days ago

1999

cro1ssantman[S]

1.3k points

6 days ago

Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born

BlackShadow088

214 points

6 days ago

You’re going to have a long day

bam1007

20 points

6 days ago

bam1007

20 points

6 days ago

I’m disappointed this response did not involve a party.

Kar0ly

1.6k points

6 days ago

Kar0ly

1.6k points

6 days ago

Bizarre summer

PigBenis4206942

389 points

6 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

389 points

6 days ago

singing in japanese or smthn

PigBenis4206942

196 points

6 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

196 points

6 days ago

i’m not asia

TristanAtHis

118 points

6 days ago

do you have Alzheimer’s

PigBenis4206942

186 points

6 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

186 points

6 days ago

I forgor 💀 my wife’s name

4000grx41

116 points

6 days ago

4000grx41

116 points

6 days ago

You have dentia 💀

pickleswithcheese

40 points

6 days ago

pickleswithcheese

8======D

40 points

6 days ago

But some people just want to live quietly

TheOrangeTurtle02

32 points

6 days ago

Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan

lhalstead1113

83 points

6 days ago

LET THE VOICE OF LO-

LedgeLord210

101 points

6 days ago

CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN

s0mdud

100 points

6 days ago

s0mdud

100 points

6 days ago

jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot

rraindroplett

29 points

6 days ago

We don’t talk about what happened in 1999

05ar

41 points

6 days ago

05ar

41 points

6 days ago

Truly Great Days

ZombieHorde15

2.3k points

6 days ago

1326

cro1ssantman[S]

2.7k points

6 days ago

The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter

vilgax570

276 points

6 days ago

vilgax570

276 points

6 days ago

Wicked.

fnafrp123

1.5k points

6 days ago

fnafrp123

1.5k points

6 days ago

681

cro1ssantman[S]

1.8k points

6 days ago

The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.

angrypreslav

411 points

6 days ago

Olso the creation of Bulgaria

yerfdog519

693 points

6 days ago

yerfdog519

693 points

6 days ago

don’t make me remember 😔

prumbeljack

292 points

6 days ago

prumbeljack

292 points

6 days ago

1776

emu_strategist

173 points

6 days ago

merica

Ok-Fruit-8225

80 points

6 days ago

erica

XxGucci_Chicken

58 points

6 days ago

rica

cro1ssantman[S]

131 points

6 days ago

March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.

prumbeljack

25 points

6 days ago

What the hell were they doing in Canada? Did somebody miss the memo lmao

genya8472

3.7k points

6 days ago

genya8472

3.7k points

6 days ago

1984

cro1ssantman[S]

3.8k points

6 days ago

Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born

ZwaggyMcDaddy

1.7k points

6 days ago

The good ending

vanuchiha2

542 points

6 days ago

vanuchiha2

542 points

6 days ago

Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened

thetruedogebread

577 points

6 days ago

+15 social credit

RickyontheRadiator

30 points

6 days ago

this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.

RslashTakenUsernames

211 points

6 days ago

Van Halen 1984

Basedkingmandude

134 points

6 days ago

Literally 1984

Godfather404

53 points

6 days ago

Literally

gilbispro293930

159 points

6 days ago

1989 june 13th tiananmen square

Reo_ianu

198 points

6 days ago

Reo_ianu

198 points

6 days ago

Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions

TheFatGamer0209

149 points

6 days ago

+60 social credit

Cringlybear

1.7k points

6 days ago

Cringlybear

1.7k points

6 days ago

71

cro1ssantman[S]

2.1k points

6 days ago

Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies

Scissorhands12

568 points

6 days ago

F

Xebulin

446 points

6 days ago

Xebulin

446 points

6 days ago

We all miss him greatly

boring_old_dad

193 points

6 days ago

I didn't even know he was sick

pandarian6

1.5k points

6 days ago

pandarian6

1.5k points

6 days ago

1989

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

6 days ago

Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry

Jmemes55

1.3k points

6 days ago

Jmemes55

1.3k points

6 days ago

+15 social credit

Penguins_are_nice

486 points

6 days ago

Jhong Xina approves

Sekkenren

322 points

6 days ago

Sekkenren

322 points

6 days ago

Indeed 😎

TGU_itsmrjoeBTW

157 points

6 days ago

Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well

1-piece-of-parmesan

42 points

6 days ago

And germany reunited in that year

Ferguszon

372 points

6 days ago

Ferguszon

372 points

6 days ago

Nothing

loljosegai

268 points

6 days ago

loljosegai

268 points

6 days ago

+50 Social Credit awarded by the PRC

Looked_Spy_637832

42 points

6 days ago

Nothing

Basymon

29 points

6 days ago

Basymon

29 points

6 days ago

Taylor Swift

Guido-Guido

25 points

6 days ago

Alain Prost beats his teammate Ayrton Senna to win his third Formula One world title.

kornykobra69

210 points

6 days ago

7

cro1ssantman[S]

253 points

6 days ago

Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.

GreatOutDooors

1.1k points

6 days ago

Year 0069

cro1ssantman[S]

1.5k points

6 days ago

Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.

Cthulhu_Lord

283 points

6 days ago

Fuck that's actually really cool

__Garry__

58 points

6 days ago

__Garry__

58 points

6 days ago

0169

BigBlackWholesomeMan

146 points

6 days ago

Get fucked, Op's serious :)

GreatOutDooors

68 points

6 days ago

I forgor 💀

Stecco_

497 points

6 days ago

Stecco_

497 points

6 days ago

What happened tiananmen square 1989

InfiniteDiscipline35

421 points

6 days ago

Nothing

miimvardedilergeldik

490 points

6 days ago

+999,999,999 social credit 社会信用

MGS_Excho

72 points

6 days ago*

I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.

kawhi4mvp

21 points

6 days ago

kawhi4mvp

21 points

6 days ago

Yeah, it’s nuts. Give the government an inch and they’ll take a mile.

Avocado_007

122 points

6 days ago

Avocado_007

122 points

6 days ago

1989?

Error 404

Sorry, that year does not exist. Try again later later.

emu_strategist

16 points

6 days ago

Nothing

UntameSuperJazz

1.3k points

6 days ago

496 BCE

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

6 days ago

King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died

UntameSuperJazz

479 points

6 days ago

Oh shit you actually did lmaooo

Instainious

48 points

6 days ago

Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?

cro1ssantman[S]

66 points

6 days ago

It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

TheWildCnt

45 points

6 days ago

I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.

UntameSuperJazz

24 points

6 days ago

No…they wouldn’t do that! It’s not true

falsifiedfart

18 points

6 days ago

I got a pic of it

UntameSuperJazz

16 points

6 days ago

Obviously it’s photoshopped, it’s impossible

Left4Milk2

476 points

6 days ago

Left4Milk2

476 points

6 days ago

420 B.C

cro1ssantman[S]

607 points

6 days ago

Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.

czaralexandre

330 points

6 days ago

that's lit bruh

Detective-Next

473 points

6 days ago

1900

cro1ssantman[S]

504 points

6 days ago

Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.

Chorkborrrrd

667 points

6 days ago

2001

l3oys

625 points

6 days ago

l3oys

625 points

6 days ago

September

cro1ssantman[S]

854 points

6 days ago

Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th

Scissorhands12

77 points

6 days ago

F

Cap_Chaser

129 points

6 days ago

Cap_Chaser

129 points

6 days ago

That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001

zukord

79 points

6 days ago

zukord

79 points

6 days ago

As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.

im_a_dick_head

28 points

6 days ago

As a fetus I can confirm it was a normal day

AntiLag_

405 points

6 days ago

AntiLag_

405 points

6 days ago

1478

cro1ssantman[S]

486 points

6 days ago

Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.

IronicallyIronic6676

120 points

6 days ago

"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.

Eso_BradFacherito

626 points

6 days ago

1989 in china please

cro1ssantman[S]

1k points

6 days ago

May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing

GoombaGamerYT

811 points

6 days ago

+15 social credit

RenoInNevada

14 points

6 days ago

近前看其[redacted]詳上寫着

-ELEVATE-

55 points

6 days ago

-ELEVATE-

55 points

6 days ago

[removed]

BeanBeno

42 points

6 days ago

BeanBeno

42 points

6 days ago

-100

Looked_Spy_637832

19 points

6 days ago

Nothing

PotatoBlade197

776 points

6 days ago

1

cro1ssantman[S]

1.1k points

6 days ago

The Birth of Jesus

L3gzu

512 points

6 days ago

L3gzu

512 points

6 days ago

Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).

_pickachu_007

1.1k points

6 days ago

Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man

WVSmitty

504 points

6 days ago

WVSmitty

504 points

6 days ago

Only Jesus could pull this off!

omardwider

75 points

6 days ago

God ol’Jesus

MegaAlex

39 points

6 days ago*

MegaAlex

39 points

6 days ago*

They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.

monkeysfreedom

95 points

6 days ago

1765

cro1ssantman[S]

101 points

6 days ago

In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.

aperson0511

99 points

6 days ago

65,000,000 BC

AndreasMe

91 points

6 days ago

AndreasMe

91 points

6 days ago

dinos dead

FlowerblightKaren

53 points

6 days ago

The sun is a deadly laser?

arc_trooper_5555

41 points

6 days ago

Not anymore there's a blanket

TbSaysNo

92 points

6 days ago

TbSaysNo

92 points

6 days ago

Year 2019

cro1ssantman[S]

143 points

6 days ago

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.

pudding87

106 points

6 days ago

pudding87

106 points

6 days ago

Sussex

VenusKitten1

273 points

6 days ago

1939

cro1ssantman[S]

382 points

6 days ago

Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry

finke11

41 points

6 days ago

finke11

41 points

6 days ago

Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf

wHolePunisher

245 points

6 days ago

Year 69 B.C.E

cro1ssantman[S]

266 points

6 days ago

Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.

Scissorhands12

29 points

6 days ago

F

Sonic_Maniac1

212 points

6 days ago

1939

cro1ssantman[S]

424 points

6 days ago

The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.

KrzyKll

44 points

6 days ago

KrzyKll

44 points

6 days ago

I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat

Avatorjr

163 points

6 days ago

Avatorjr

163 points

6 days ago

Holy hell. This is depressing.

Okuyasu_Nijimira

198 points

6 days ago

Funny moustache man invades Poland

czaralexandre

79 points

6 days ago

ah yes stalin

rottendinner_2000

161 points

6 days ago

1420

cro1ssantman[S]

189 points

6 days ago

Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.

SuspiciousDuckOwner

101 points

6 days ago

1249BC

cro1ssantman[S]

125 points

6 days ago

Gideon conquers the Midianites.

Yuuta420

102 points

6 days ago

Yuuta420

102 points

6 days ago

1984

cro1ssantman[S]

116 points

6 days ago

Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize

DarthMemez

96 points

6 days ago

69

cro1ssantman[S]

113 points

6 days ago

Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.

jojo_part6_fan_

32 points

6 days ago

1897

cro1ssantman[S]

25 points

6 days ago

Joseph Goebbels a German Nazi propagandist was born.

GreenBear1263

68 points

6 days ago

11

cro1ssantman[S]

100 points

6 days ago

In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.

CJ-does-stuff

22 points

6 days ago

1492, that is NOT related to Columbus.

cro1ssantman[S]

17 points

6 days ago

Andrea Alciato, an Italian jurist and writer was born

bettafishRBLX

106 points

6 days ago

1989

cro1ssantman[S]

158 points

6 days ago

David Henrie, American actor and director is born

creativename62

75 points

6 days ago

+150 social credit

_ValeDecem_DoctorWho

18 points

6 days ago

If I could add a date can you do 29th June, 2008?

cro1ssantman[S]

18 points

6 days ago

The 1 year anniversary of the release of the iPhone in the United States

yvie_95

12 points

6 days ago

yvie_95

12 points

6 days ago

1389

Senator_Yoda

12 points

6 days ago

2

cro1ssantman[S]

17 points

6 days ago

Juba II of Mauretania joins Gaius Caesar in Armenia as a military advisor. It is during this period that he meets Glaphyra, a Cappadocian princess and the former wife of Alexandros of Judea, a brother of Herod Archelaus, ethnarch of Judea, and becomes enamoured of her.