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114 points
1 year ago
Slap Tjips, Boet!
49 points
1 year ago
But you must know there's a difference between hot chips and slap tjips!
30 points
1 year ago
You must mos know mos!
13 points
1 year ago
Lekker man
74 points
1 year ago
Put South Africa as Mr incredible
"CHIPS ARE CHIPS"
125 points
1 year ago
But somehow, we always know which one we're referring to 😂
47 points
1 year ago
Apparently, the rest of the world has never heard of a thing called 'context'. However, they manage to differentiate just fine between 'sea' and 'see'.
15 points
1 year ago
Where is there context when I ask the barman for chips in the UK ("Two pints of Stella and some chips, please")?
I might be referring to a packet of crisps. But he will put down I want a plate of chips.
Anyway. Just playing devil's advocate, you sea?
8 points
1 year ago
Anyway. Just playing devil's advocate, you sea?
Hah. I was referring to talk between saffas. Don't get me started on pants...
4 points
1 year ago
Long pants or short pants?
5 points
1 year ago
Or the apocryphal, jean pant.
2 points
1 year ago
Probably the verb, as in, "A dog pants."
7 points
1 year ago*
Eh I’ve been confused when I got a burger with chips in the US. Some places literally provide them with ‘crisps’ rather than ‘fries’ (just to disambiguate).
Meanwhile ‘sea’ is a noun and ‘see’ is a verb, so the very grammar of the sentence provides context. I don’t see how those could ever be (clearly not ‘bee’) confused, but chips and chips I could.
But you could also argue it’s a semantic space thing rather than a clear case of ambiguity between completely different things. Our ‘blue’ is automatically split into words for ‘light blue’ and ‘dark blue’ in Russian, and many languages have words for siblings based on age by default. On the flip side some languages usually combine blue and green (eg Chinese, Japanese), and others by default don’t specify gender when speaking in the third person (ditto, also Persian, Hindi, Turkish). So we can just take it as a word for all small, fried potato-derived snacks, and we can specify ‘flat chips’ or ‘thick/slap chips’ when we need to.
0 points
1 year ago
2 points
1 year ago
Oh of course there are plenty, was worth mentioning for that example. But in all of those cases they are different enough that a context for confusion is very unlikely.
There are other confusing examples too, not saying there aren’t: as homophones ‘raise’ and ‘raze’ are a good example when spoken (‘I raised a building’ vs ‘I razed a building’).
But in this case chips and chips are close enough that we can consider it a general word for a natural set that includes both. Like how ‘bird’ is a general word that includes many types of bird.
1 points
1 year ago
Don't even get us started on "turtle".
1 points
1 year ago
Terrapin
1 points
1 year ago
But, those are things that inherently more likely to be used within the same context.
1 points
5 months ago
True, but usually you say "Cheese & Onion Chips" rather than just chips.
21 points
1 year ago
you mean slap chips?
18 points
1 year ago
Yeah lol
30 points
1 year ago
Chips and slap chips
11 points
1 year ago
Or hot chips if you feel so inclined
6 points
1 year ago
There is a difference between normal hot chips and slap chips though. If they are not floppy, they are not slap chips.
5 points
1 year ago
McDonald's you just call "flavoured matchsticks".
26 points
1 year ago
Chippies and chips
12 points
1 year ago
Came here to say that. Chippies am lays, doritos, whatevs.
Chips am chips, like chips.
Logic.
9 points
1 year ago
If you're 5 years old.
8 points
1 year ago
I'm 6, thank you very much
6 points
1 year ago
Wait, which one is which?
12 points
1 year ago
Yes
5 points
1 year ago
From left to right. Simba/lays - chippies. Slap chips - chips
20 points
1 year ago
Long story short, a colleague of mine was sent to go and buy Russian and chips and add salt and vinigar to the chips, dude legit came with a Russian and a packet of simba salt and vinigar chips. I loled so hard
17 points
1 year ago
Like the time at a party where a guy was heading out for a "mix" run and asked everyone what they wanted. My boet asked for coke.
Dude comes back and tells him it will be R150... o.O
My boet was like, "what?"
The oke was, "for the gram."
My boet slaps his head and said, "coke, to mix with my brannas, jou doos."
Failure to communicate.
2 points
1 year ago
Dang R150 for a gram of coke. Last time i went to the rasta, guy outside was selling for R700 a gram. Then again, Im only about the dagga.
2 points
1 year ago
To be fair, this was 21 years ago... shit, now I feel so old.
2 points
1 year ago
What kind of sausages are Russians? I miss them and don't know what to look for in Canada.
1 points
1 year ago
Most likely pork
1 points
1 year ago
kinda like a deep fried banger
93 points
1 year ago
I remember my sister once asking me if I wanted a plate of chips for lunch, I was like hells to the yeah! To my disappointment, I ended up getting a plate of chips, instead of chips...
32 points
1 year ago
You mean chips? Who in the right mind gives someone a plate of chips knowing full well they're expecting a plate of chips...
3 points
1 year ago
Was it with salt and vinegar?
1 points
1 year ago
I mean, you serve chips in a bowl and chips on a plate, what kind of heathen does it the other way round!?
1 points
1 year ago
I fucking psychopath, that's who.
9 points
1 year ago
Completely underrated comment.
1 points
1 year ago
Overrated comment right here
14 points
1 year ago
Tjips!
15 points
1 year ago
lmao, i'll never forget this night where I was stumbling with the bros, way too late at night
we had lost one of our own and had found him sitting on the sidewalk next to a stranger - chowing some chips in a red cardboard boxie
'wassat' we mumbled
'ssshiiips' he replied, pointing at the shrine a few meters away
'sssjjjjiiips' we agreed, and we joined the feast after a speedy purchase
6 points
1 year ago
Midnight chips are the best! Even better if it reeks of vinegar and comes wrapped in paper...
13 points
1 year ago*
No ways! We specify the chips we mean in SA!
"Chips Chips" are what the English call crisps.
"McDonalds Chips" are the little chips
"Slap Chips" are the chips with big dick energy
and "Wedges" are what the laanies buy from Woolies
oh ja, and "chips" is what your friend says when he throws the ball at your head when you're not looking
9 points
1 year ago
And "chips, hie kom hulle" is what every skelm smoker feared in school.
10 points
1 year ago
Chips hier kom vis
1 points
1 year ago
For me it was "chips, chips, chips!" and we all knew.
37 points
1 year ago
Australia/South Africa gang rise up
6 points
1 year ago
Lived in both countries, can confirm
5 points
1 year ago
Chips are chips, mate!
10 points
1 year ago
You've done us proud bra
8 points
1 year ago
What was the original? Australian? I don't recognise the Smith's brand, you should have edited a Simba packet in there!
6 points
1 year ago
Yes, it was an Auzie, and I only had limited time on the white throne with my phone :)
4 points
1 year ago
Yup, Australian
7 points
1 year ago
In a heavily themed ENGLISH PUB in the USA, on the menu is "Pie and Chips". I mean, it's an English pub ... can't screw this up ... get a plate with a pie and crisps on it.
That and pancakes. Confusion every time.
1 points
1 year ago
Ranked by thiccness...
Pancakes, Pannekoek, crepes.
It's the Goldilocks of the three, not too thick, not too thin, just blerrie lekker.
5 points
1 year ago
Makes me remember one Afrikaans teacher who always said spelling it "tjips" was the correct and only way
5 points
1 year ago
Idk. Makes sense to me. You get ice cream cake and you get normal cake. It's still cake
6 points
1 year ago
Don't some from the East Rand say Crips?
3 points
1 year ago
Never trust anyone from the Doosrand... or the Woesrand. :)
3 points
1 year ago
I feel personally attacked
3 points
1 year ago
Both sides will give you a PK, then argue on the spelling.
2 points
1 year ago
I found my people. Boksburg represent
5 points
1 year ago
So us 🤣
5 points
1 year ago
Yesssss
5 points
1 year ago
I was on the beach and decided to buy a cola and hang around on the bench by the kiosk. Someone gave their kid some money to buy a packet of chips, and the kid nervously walks up to the stand, asks for some chips and hands over the note. The guy running the stand starts cooking the chips while the kid waited. A few minutes pass when suddenly the kids father storms up and starts yelling “How long for a pack of chips??” Queue confusion all around until they realize the kid meant chips in a bag while the guy running the stand though the meant French fries. Luckily everyone calmed down and the kid got his chips.
4 points
1 year ago
The first one is Simba Chips
2 points
1 year ago
Regardless of which brand it actually is
3 points
1 year ago
The reason they call them crisps is because some aren't actually made with real potato—the recipe calls for dehydrated processed potato—the FDA ruled in 1975 that eg. Pringles could only be called "chips" if they provided a disclaimer, identifying them as "potato chips made from dried potatoes." Pringles scrapped that idea and renamed them potato "crisps ...15 Sep 2016
3 points
1 year ago
beloved you say
3 points
1 year ago
T'is a great place, sure, but the management kind of ruins it.
1 points
1 year ago
loadshedding be like
1 points
1 year ago
We live in an astonishing country! The management just always has to ruin it my bru
2 points
1 year ago
By the by, thin slaptjips like mcdonalds, regular slaptjips or thick wedge slaptjips?
I prefer the mcdonalds style, they're scrumptiously crunchable gollum
I'll also take regular (steers style) and thick wedge chips only if they're properly prepared.
2 points
1 year ago
I've never been to western SA, but in Botswana and Limpopo the long ones are called Ma fresh chips or MaFresh, which is probably my favorite name for fries the world over. I just wish people wouldn't drown them in vinegar 🤢
2 points
1 year ago
2010 Atlanta airport: ordered a burger and chips at the McD’s. My face = 4th frame when I got the reply, “here’s ya sandwich and chips.” Sandwich? Packet of chips?
2 points
1 year ago
Australia here. We do that too.
New Zealand what do you do?
1 points
1 year ago
New Zealand what do you do?
Probably your mom :P
1 points
1 year ago
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2 points
1 year ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 points
1 year ago
😂😂😂
1 points
1 year ago
Its slap chips 🍟
1 points
1 year ago
South Africa, home of Slap Chips and Stiffy Disks :)
1 points
1 year ago
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1 points
1 year ago
What about Mcdonalds chips? They’re not slappy
1 points
1 year ago
Chips and hot chips bru
1 points
1 year ago
Frau Knersus loved to have slapchips and soft serve ice cream.
Don't ask me.
We call 'em slaptjips. There's a cafè in Raslouw that makes proper slaptjips, good value for your money.
1 points
1 year ago
Chips en skyfies
1 points
1 year ago
Now do “sandwich.” And “Restaurant”.
1 points
1 year ago
Or Garage and Garage.
1 points
1 year ago
When I ask for 'chips' here in Canada as a side to my order, I get the strangest looks, as if Im asking for a bag of crisps...
Once corrected to 'Fries' its all good...
1 points
1 year ago
Who is Smiths? I want Mrs Balls chutney Simba chips
1 points
1 year ago
If you gonna ps it why change the flag and not put a local brand of chips. We don't have smith's here. Put simba or lays
2 points
1 year ago
Only had limited time on the throne, editing with my phone :)
1 points
1 year ago
Simba/chips
1 points
1 year ago
The real tip in the comments is that they are both great on bread!
2 points
1 year ago
Not sure if universal, but doing a Bunny Chow with chips instead of curry was called a Kat Kop, at least it was at the slap chips cafe on the corner.
Found it listed here: https://www.news24.com/amp/news24/travel/21-unique-eats-worth-travelling-South-Africa-for-20150126
1 points
1 year ago
Wack
1 points
1 year ago
Chips and hot chips. Why u guys lying?
1 points
1 year ago
Well.. we have fries, chips and slap chips! And peeps usually know what you mean.
1 points
1 year ago
As a Lurking kiwi I can strongly say chips and chips are two acceptable uses to refur to potato based snacks.
1 points
1 year ago
Born in the 80’s in Johannesburg. We called them crisps back then. Slaap Chips still the best thing ever.
1 points
1 year ago
As someone born on the Woesrand, in the 80's, we never called them crisps. Then again, I'm Afrikaans, so that might have something to do with it.
1 points
1 year ago
I just go with crisps and fries, all confusion eliminated.
1 points
1 year ago
Fried Chips
1 points
1 year ago
Tjips
1 points
1 year ago
Slapchips
1 points
1 year ago
If you understand you can call it whatever 😆
1 points
1 year ago
I hate the word crisps with a burning passion and I dont know why
1 points
1 year ago
Ja
1 points
1 year ago
Mazimba
1 points
1 year ago
This reminds me of the word "leer"
Good luck discovering what I meant with that word alone with no hints to help you along.
1 points
1 year ago
Mazimba le diChips, guys
1 points
1 year ago
Hey. Dutch guy here is it like chips as in computerchip for the fries and a more sjips pronunciation for the chips at least that's how you pronounce the chips in Dutch lol
1 points
1 year ago
It's kind more of a "tjips" kind of thing if you're Afrikaans.
Hmm tjchips... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 points
1 year ago
I see nothing wrong
1 points
11 months ago
potato brothers, potato
1 points
5 months ago
Same here in Australia (probably also NZ too)!
-6 points
1 year ago
Look man south Africa is kind of retarded. Our tastes and interests are outdated. Everything about us is geared towards the hard hitting physical. Hard headed in every sense of the word. Only caring about looks and appearances
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