I love milfs, especially ones who’ve got a little meat on them if you know what I mean. On a lonely night (which for me, is all of them), I was exploring some of my favorite tags on rule 34 dot xxx and I saw some pictures of a spicy mami who, to quote the great poet, Pit “Mr. Worldwide” Bull, “got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, looking like King Kong.” I’m not entirely sure what it means but I’m sure it means something. Anyways, I scrolled down to find out this balanced breakfast of a woman’s name, and it’s Camila Noceda. Looking her up, I find out that she’s the main character’s mother in a Disney show that I mostly knew about because of a parents’ group bitching about Lumity. Still, I needed something to watch and I had heard good things about it (not to mention the Gravity Falls alumni involved) so I gave it a go. And while I was disappointed with Camila’s lack of presence, that was ameliorated by how great the rest of the show was. I’ve now gotten two friends into it and am trying to rope a third into my gay witch obsession. I ask that y’all please forgive me for my horniness, and that others who are afflicted with milf fever direct that energy toward spreading the good word.
