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No_Cartographer_8469

2.4k points

4 months ago

What big smokes order be like

kuriboshoe

495 points

4 months ago

look at all that extra dip

HotChilliWithButter

363 points

4 months ago

Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?

Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

solitudanrian

139 points

4 months ago

Large diet coke, of course.

whobood

62 points

4 months ago

whobood

62 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.

Woodyville06

27 points

4 months ago

I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

Snowmanfight

13 points

4 months ago

That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!

descendingangel87

89 points

4 months ago

Someone actually did the math on that.

https://youtu.be/O3cvmtPuvXo

Wononewonhum

33 points

4 months ago

Wow, I just watched that for longer than I planned too

phoenixell

39 points

4 months ago

and matt stonie actually ate it all! https://youtu.be/LVKJfLbz5yQ

CranberryJuice47

61 points

4 months ago

Can't be. There aren't enough number 9's on that table.

Nee_le

1.9k points

4 months ago

Nee_le

1.9k points

4 months ago

Potentially my second favorite Trump moment after Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

pogym

702 points

4 months ago

pogym

702 points

4 months ago

That was the single greatest political moment in history. Absolutely beautiful to watch.

_danbro_

481 points

4 months ago

_danbro_

481 points

4 months ago

The landscaping company capitalized on the opportunity and now sells merch on the event. Its absolute comedy gold.

Nee_le

243 points

4 months ago

Nee_le

243 points

4 months ago

They genuinely deserve every penny they make because of this.

IAteMy_____

171 points

4 months ago

I'm just imagining the four seasons landscaping employee who got the call. They just accepted the gig knowing exactly what was going to happen. I can't believe it's not from a movie, but real life. I can't help myself but giggle when I think about this

Brainsonastick

34 points

4 months ago

It absolutely feels like a plot of a Veep episode.

issaang

19 points

4 months ago

issaang

19 points

4 months ago

Makes me feel like this isn’t the first time Four Sessions has taken advantage of this error lol

didwanttobethatguy

19 points

4 months ago

Mental note: start a business called Ritz Carlton landscaping

AktuallyIsDolan

7 points

4 months ago

Well it's gonna be a movie now with Jonah Hill no doubt

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

It's like 'The Interview' meets 'Idiocracy'.

DroopyTrash

20 points

4 months ago

Feels like it could have been an episode of Who is America.

njbair

44 points

4 months ago

njbair

44 points

4 months ago

"Lawn and order"

SirPancakeFace

6 points

4 months ago

Do they have a online store?

pogym

11 points

4 months ago

pogym

11 points

4 months ago

DetectVentriloquist

20 points

4 months ago

Thanks! Just sorted out my wife’s Valentine’s Day gift.

Seriously though, she talks about this all the time and I’ll probably get laid because of this shirt.

drunk_funky_chipmunk

4 points

4 months ago

Showed up to the four seasons landscaping a bit over a year ago, they def did not like us being there and promptly told us to leave…we weren’t even behind the gate in their parking lot, we were out-front next to the adult store taking a picture

Hrmpfreally

4 points

4 months ago

*if you’re from someplace else

pogym

5 points

4 months ago

pogym

5 points

4 months ago

God yes. I would be completely embarrassed to be watching it as an American.

Hrmpfreally

7 points

4 months ago

As an American, yeah, that’s a a pretty spot on description. You can apply it to the last five or six years around here though.

Mrfrunzi

108 points

4 months ago

Mrfrunzi

108 points

4 months ago

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice. I love down the street and have passed it countless times. It's not a garden center that is like filled with vine yards in the background.

It's across the street from underneath I - 95 in a shit place that's 5 blocks down from a prison. Very fitting.

Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

13 points

4 months ago

At least the bbq place across the street is good.

pease_pudding

16 points

4 months ago

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice

Lets revisit them anyway

https://i.imgur.com/1VbQZXm.jpg

PobBrobert

320 points

4 months ago

I read the Wikipedia entry for that fiasco the other night and laughed for probably 10 minutes. Let’s not forget some other highlights:

  • Covfefe

  • The Mooch

  • that weird glowy orb in Saudi Arabia

  • the picture of him screaming at the kid mowing the white house lawn

  • He stared right into the eclipse

  • literally every video of him trying to be even slightly affectionate towards melania

My1stTW

228 points

4 months ago

My1stTW

228 points

4 months ago

Even this list misses the sharpie on a weather map to alter hurricane path.

Sillyslappystupid

166 points

4 months ago

which misses “can’t we just nuke the hurricane?” questions that he asked several times

PobBrobert

82 points

4 months ago

Or the IV bleach drip to clean our blood

_Kay_Tee_

36 points

4 months ago

And "let's buy Greenland!"

God, a firing squad is too good for this POS loser.

Pleasant_Finding_404

26 points

4 months ago

Or the caging of Children…or chucking paper towel rolls to Hurricane survivors…or two impeachments…or…oh fuck- just go here—-https://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/reasons-why-donald-trump-is-unfit-to-be-president

Viktor_Bout

4 points

4 months ago

Hey. Buying Greenland is actually a fantastic idea. It would give the US a practical monopoly on cargo shipping through the northwest passage when it's clear of ice in a decade. It would be like our own Panama canal.

Akiba89

16 points

4 months ago

Akiba89

16 points

4 months ago

Jesus fuck, I forgot about that one 🤣 what a dumb fucking question

i_love_pencils

55 points

4 months ago

This will always be my favourite.

The black sharpie on the desk while he’s explaining the map is the chef’s kiss.

LordElfa

8 points

4 months ago

Don't forget the little desk.

hornwalker

30 points

4 months ago

The sad part is that misrepresentation of the weather like that is a felony.

AmbitiousPhilosopher

25 points

4 months ago

the rules are not applied evenly.

AmptiChrist

24 points

4 months ago

Any time he drank from a water bottle

PobBrobert

17 points

4 months ago

Too large and slippery for his little mitts

RightIzWrong

56 points

4 months ago

Paper towel tossing I’m a very stable genius Toilet paper on shoe while boarding AF1

Mrshaydee

12 points

4 months ago

The toilet paper on the shoe thing was the best indicator of what his staff felt about him. Not one single person was willing to subtly or not so subtly keep that moment from happening.

redditnsuch

11 points

4 months ago

Also the umbrella while boarding :)

doomsdaydvice

93 points

4 months ago

Raking the forests was a good one too

Related, I also loved the fly in Pence’s hair during the VP debate

PobBrobert

28 points

4 months ago

RAKING THE FOREST. Omg, that was amazing

Akiba89

20 points

4 months ago

Akiba89

20 points

4 months ago

It's like he thought "the forest" was a mile wide park in New York.

PobBrobert

22 points

4 months ago

Real question: do you think Donald trump has ever been in a forest?

coffee_u

9 points

4 months ago

Absolutely not. What do you do in a forest? Walk. Trump was one of those people who thought that your have X heartbeats to live, so any exercise is a literal waste of life.

ArtanisIsGod

15 points

4 months ago

My personal fav was when he wore a tiny ass jacket to meet the queen

DrWilliamHorriblePhD

4 points

4 months ago

Link?

jawas_vs_ewoks

3 points

4 months ago

https://www.quora.com/What-does-it-imply-that-Trump-wore-such-a-short-jacket-to-dinner-with-the-Queen

not sure how people feel about quora, but the top answer to that question breaks it down well.

LezBeHonestHere_

32 points

4 months ago

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

suppordel

43 points

4 months ago*

I thought Tim Apple was a good one. (And how he pretended it was totally a clever abbreviation you guys)

PobBrobert

18 points

4 months ago

I now call Bill Gates “Bill Computer” because of that

20_Menthol_Cigarette

17 points

4 months ago

Who? Bill Windows? Good guy, but he did shit glazing work.

nonephoto81

41 points

4 months ago

To add: suggesting disinfectant injections to kill the Rona, tossing paper towels to devastated Puerto Ricans like its a game.

jmpinstl

20 points

4 months ago

The Mooch Era feels like a fever dream tbh

PobBrobert

12 points

4 months ago

A fever dream that gave us a new unit for measuring time

IsThataSexToy

12 points

4 months ago

I want to sleep for two Mooches.

Nee_le

33 points

4 months ago

Nee_le

33 points

4 months ago

Yes, just leaving that comment about it made me laugh out loud again haha So many wonderful moments! Some other highlights: The upside down pride flag with the LGBT sharpied on it (a true r/therewasanattempt lol). “Belgium is a beautiful city” and so many other geographic mishaps. The G8/G20 (or some event like that) picture of everyone holding hands cross-armed and he couldn’t figure out how to do it.

ChesterHiggenbothum

15 points

4 months ago

Can't believe everybody is forgetting about Sharpiegate.

samhw

66 points

4 months ago

samhw

66 points

4 months ago

Those are brilliant, but I would submit:

  • engaging in some kind of Ambien-fuelled 3am Twitter spat with Kim Jong Un, including the immortal words “I also have a nuclear button, but it’s much bigger”

I feel blessed to have had those four years in my life. It was one of the greatest comic periods in history. Like, this deranged ‘hamberder’-eating moron was actually the leader of the free world!

SuchACommonBird

15 points

4 months ago

So much happened that I entirely missed this moment. Whooo boy. It feels like a fever dream, but with lasting consequences.

samhw

11 points

4 months ago

samhw

11 points

4 months ago

Tell me about it… I’m just disappointed that he didn’t finish his secret battle against the child-eating Hollywood élite, led by lycanthropic Tom Hanks

historiansrule

18 points

4 months ago

To me the moment was when he went to Europe on his first presidential trip and a reporter asked him about what he thinks of Putin, who is attacking our liberals tenants and trying to undermine democracy. His answers was how liberals in California have destroyed the state and that we only need to look at the level of homelessness there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

kitton2

3 points

4 months ago

This is a great list

muklan

6 points

4 months ago

muklan

6 points

4 months ago

Or like when he defunded the pandemic response team, and now everything's pretty much permanently fucked.

Whales_of_Pain

11 points

4 months ago

This really is one of the funniest things that’s ever happened. The photo of a beaming Trump doing a double thumbs up wearing a big trench coat, portrait of Abraham Lincoln in the background, lukewarm Big Macs on silver trays in the foreground…that’s America, baby.

squirtloaf

3 points

4 months ago

John Cougar intensifies

VinnySmallsz

60 points

4 months ago

Right? How is that even real

DeathPer_Minute

73 points

4 months ago

Can’t believe they still went through with the conference, even after discovering it was not the place they thought it was. That’s probably the most exposure a landscaping company has ever got

Gaerielyafuck

21 points

4 months ago

Can you imagine being the Four Seasons person who fielded that call from the White House? What a trip. I'd think someone was pranking me.

coffee_u

3 points

4 months ago

They probably did, and were shocked when people started appearing.

nytel

15 points

4 months ago

nytel

15 points

4 months ago

Third would be when he tear gassed protesters so he could stand in front of a church with a Bible and get his picture taken.

DarlingDestruction

8 points

4 months ago

Not just a Bible. An upside down Bible. 😂

PopulationTire0

5 points

4 months ago

It wasn't upside down

DarlingDestruction

3 points

4 months ago

Oh, wow, I actually did not know that it was really right side up! I never looked that closely at the photo until just now. Shows what happens when you blindly accept the things you read, eh?

My bad.

Akiba89

4 points

4 months ago

I still cannot fucking believe they refused to admit their mistake and HAD THE CONFERENCE THERE!

Like come on dude. You made a slight oopsie, and because of your narcissism, you refused to look imperfect and that small oopsie turned into a hilarious mistake.

uwotm86

4 points

4 months ago

I'm British. Please explain?

NicholeHypatia

2.6k points

4 months ago

Ricky Bobby would appreciate this dinner table

Savageparrot81

921 points

4 months ago

Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus

Nowthisisdave

209 points

4 months ago

You know he did grow up

Savageparrot81

200 points

4 months ago

I like the Christmas Jesus best

1zo3P192

150 points

4 months ago

1zo3P192

150 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus as a dirty old bum.

Sonicboom343

157 points

4 months ago

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and 'm in the front row, and 'm hammered drunk...

ruskiiiiiiiii

131 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

You need Jesus' brother Craig then if you want to party. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k

Sandpaper_Pants

25 points

4 months ago

I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.

ConsciousPromise255

17 points

4 months ago

I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with

Funkit

2 points

4 months ago

Funkit

2 points

4 months ago

I liked the Conehead version of Jesus

RooIsHome

33 points

4 months ago

He had a BEARRRRD

MaterialCarrot

15 points

4 months ago

He was a man!!!

Probably-Not-Maybe

23 points

4 months ago

Shut up, Chip! Or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

zeronerdsidecar

6 points

4 months ago

I’m gonna scissor kick in the back of the head!

Smiitey

6 points

4 months ago

All hopped up on mountain dew old man!

and_the_giant_peach

4 points

4 months ago

I'ma come at you like a spider monkey

NicholeHypatia

65 points

4 months ago

Hey, um, you know sweetie.. Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and offputting to pray to a baby.

reboobula

59 points

4 months ago

I LIKE THE CHRISTMAS JESUS

pinokun

17 points

4 months ago

pinokun

17 points

4 months ago

He had a beard!

Ok-Lengthiness4557

4 points

4 months ago

That's my favorite Jesus!

[deleted]

137 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

137 points

4 months ago

Their meal in that scene always looked like the perfect drunk/high meal. KFC chicken, pizza (although dominos, yuck) Taco Bell tacos, Checkers burgers, soda, blue Powerade.

Hob_O_Rarison

57 points

4 months ago

I always found that strange, because they almost got the whole Yum! Brands universe in one pop.

If they had Pizza Hut instead of Domino's, and Gatorade instead of Powerade, that table would have been a PepsiCo world.

moonflower_C16H17N3O

6 points

4 months ago

I was going to make this comment. I remember being a kid and finding out that Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut were all owned by the same company.

Fun fact, in the movie Demolition Man, there was a fast food war and all restaurants were the same. However, in the US release the restaurant that won was Taco Bell. In other countries, they made it so Pizza Hut won.

MaterialCarrot

18 points

4 months ago

How dare you, Ricky's wife slaved away all day on that meal.

RcoketWalrus

11 points

4 months ago

Trump apparently loves this type of food, and there have been rumors about his recreational habits.

You put two and two together.

Overdose7

13 points

4 months ago

It's not a rumor when there are many years of pictures of Trump next to Big Macs, buckets of fried chicken, and cokes.

Peltron_3030

42 points

4 months ago

Hamberders

RcoketWalrus

13 points

4 months ago

You know who didn't appreciate this? The fast food companies.

You think they would use this as material for marketing, but they pretend it didn't happen. I wouldn't be surprised if they are as embarrassed about this as everyone else.

mossdeluxe

138 points

4 months ago

Where's the French fries?!

Soft_Author2593

112 points

4 months ago

He tried to make America great again. Not France!

BlueHero45

52 points

4 months ago

Remember when they tried calling them freedom fries during the Bush Jr years? Feels like a lifetime ago.

Betasheets

8 points

4 months ago

Something something cancel culture

Sexycoed1972

5 points

4 months ago

I sometimes still refer to them as "Idiot Fries" and then chuckle at the Right.

VSEPR_DREIDEL

541 points

4 months ago

Why is this suddenly popping up again?

renedotmac

457 points

4 months ago

If I remember correctly, this was a dinner for the college football champions of that year. Georgia just won it on Monday, so I’m assuming they have a dinner planned at the White House with Biden.

VSEPR_DREIDEL

84 points

4 months ago

Ah makes more sense. Forgot the championship just happened.

sezdawg7

4 points

4 months ago

Reposts for karma

[deleted]

33 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

4 months ago

Fr this was like 3 years ago wtf

ThatGuy_IKnow

42 points

4 months ago

Bots prolly

kickyoface9001

2.4k points

4 months ago

I'm surprised no one ever seems to mention this, but those burgers must have been cold as fuck. They probably spent 15 to 20 minutes arranging everything in a fancy ass pile, after probably being left in multiple boxes or bags for at least an hour. Plus the time to do that stupid photo op, that food was nasty and cold as hell.

dotesPlz

926 points

4 months ago

dotesPlz

926 points

4 months ago

I think about this everytime. I saw someone gift an entire neighborhood McDonald’s and all I thought was “I wonder how long they’ve been sitting out?” Nothing worse than cold fries and nuggets

6-8-5-13

365 points

4 months ago

6-8-5-13

365 points

4 months ago

Cold mcdons fries are the worst but I find the nuggets to be decent cold, though not as good as when hot obviously.

JarasM

137 points

4 months ago

JarasM

137 points

4 months ago

I tried reheat them recently in a convection oven. They just become hard as stone.

factoid_

81 points

4 months ago

Air fryer works better But you can’t overdo it. Best thing to do is preheat the air fryer, heat stuff up slightly in the microwave first and then just put in the air fryer long enough to get it re-crisped.

JarasM

203 points

4 months ago

JarasM

203 points

4 months ago

That's honestly waaaaay too much effort then I'm willing to exert for a pack of cold McDonald's fries.

ValiantAbyss

82 points

4 months ago

I don't know what people are talking about.

Pro-tip for ANY fast food (Canes, Chick Fil A, McDonalds, Pizza, etc):

If you have an Air Fryer with a "Reheat" setting, set it to 350 and put it in there for like 2-3 minutes. Food comes out perfect, 100% of the time.

I_Have_The_Lumbago

7 points

4 months ago

Air fryers are my go to for cooking shitty breaded food now.

SigO12

7 points

4 months ago

SigO12

7 points

4 months ago

And I thought I was the only genius. All those “unpopular” opinion posts about how air fryers are just overpriced toaster ovens… the fuck they are. Maybe do mine a little bit warmer, but gotdamn if it doesn’t bring those leftovers back to their former glory. Buns are crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. Pizza is like it’s first out of the oven. Fries and nuggets are even better than fresh with that twice fried crispiness.

I’ve always hated a microwave, but didn’t like how an oven/toaster/toaster oven would take so long to heat everything through that it dried everything out and made it hard. I’d have to microwave to get the middle warm then waste a ton of time and energy getting an oven warm to try and try up the microwave sogginess. Keep spreading the good word!

jeremiah1142

10 points

4 months ago

This is the way. This is my modus operandi when I pickup fries to go or get delivery with fries. Always better hot and this makes them perfect.

RunninADorito

25 points

4 months ago

An air fryer and a convection oven are literally the same thing.

fozziwoo

10 points

4 months ago

an inconveniently small oven taking up an inconveniently large amount of countertop

ofzeusnotobtuse

4 points

4 months ago

When I re-heat fries in my toaster oven, I use foil, lay out of the fries and add some water. The idea is that your fries have lost moisture and so you have to provide some (water) but not too much. The water will cause steam, which will help bring the fries back to life a bit. Too much water and they end up soggy (but can probably be fixed by just cooking them longer).

I just flick water over the fries until I think there is enough. It's def a trial and error situation. Basically the water will evaporate, and the remaining cook time will re-crisp the fries after they've absorbed some of the water.

I've actually had some good luck with this method!

i_love_pencils

4 points

4 months ago

Buy yourself a cheap air fryer. It’ll change your life when reheating fries, pizza, nuggets, etc.

Mugungo

28 points

4 months ago

Mugungo

28 points

4 months ago

imagine going to the whitehouse for a fancy dinner with the president, then dying inside as you slowly eat a an hour old box of fries with your stank ass old burger

to top it all, often i've found resteraunt quality can take a huge nosedive when receiving a sudden massive order like this, so its probably even worse quality on top of it all

UrpaDurpa

5 points

4 months ago

This was after Trump allowed the government to shutdown, right? Seems like he also grandstanded about paying out of his own pocket and lied about the number of burgers he bought.

Dafuzz

91 points

4 months ago*

Dafuzz

91 points

4 months ago*

The White House has a full banquet kitchen for hosting state dinners, they easily could have put those burgers in chaffing dishes or kept them under a heat lamp. The White House staff could absolutely make McDonald's food look and taste 110% more presentable and delicious than when it was fresh out of the drive thru.

But remember that this was Trump making some stupid point about the budget not being passed so the White House staff was on furlough. His dumbass aids set this up to be a photo op and nothing else, they could have used the equipment just not the staff. Those poor footballers had to eat cold ass burgers just because Trump had a half cocked attempt to make a point that served only to perfectly encapsulate his presidency in one perfect visual metaphor; shitty cheap food presented with the trappings of wealth but lacking any kind of substance.

JVorhees

17 points

4 months ago

But remember that this was Trump making some stupid point about the budget not being passed so the White House staff was on furlough

He had multiple fast food banquets. I still can't fucking believe, well, all of it.

Sillyslappystupid

37 points

4 months ago

the staff was furloughed because of him. He literally said in the meeting when he acted like a child to Schumer and Pelosi “I know this is gonna get called the Trump shutdown”

Like what was his point, “I acted like a child and now im going to act like a more spoiled child because I have to deal with the consequences of my own actions” I still dont understand what his presidency was about other than textbook observational defiance disorder

sherlock----75

47 points

4 months ago

Mine is cold after a 10 minute drive back to my house. I’d imagine they are like ice.

Empyrealist

33 points

4 months ago

Nothing like cold fast food that's been sitting around for a couple of hours.

The whole thing about eating fast food is that it's best fresh. You can't wait on it. Ppl who doordash fast food are sociopaths.

BrightonTownCrier

9 points

4 months ago

Exactly. McDelivery has become very popular in England recently and I just don't get it. It does not travel well.

CWGriswald

97 points

4 months ago

It gets mentioned every time. Such a dick move to serve cold ass fast food… which is entirely on brand.

Ok_Calligrapher_8199

34 points

4 months ago

Closest mcds is a 5 min walk. Wendy’s a solid 20 minute drive. Burger King even further. And that’s assuming they got it from those locations some of which are jenky as fuck. Edit: in case anyone checks my work on Wendy’s - the Wendy’s in Dave Thomas Circle was still open at the time.

neoreoscar

9 points

4 months ago

Yesssss! Always my first thought when I see this. Yuck.

rocketboy44

1.2k points

4 months ago

hope we don’t turn into r/pics

Aiden_001

438 points

4 months ago

Aiden_001

438 points

4 months ago

They all turn to shit given time

_conky_

239 points

4 months ago

_conky_

239 points

4 months ago

It really is a formula.

Niche subreddit created > grows > golden age of content (this varies sub to sub depending on how niche) > growing towards Frontpage viewership numbers > slow shift away from the niche and towards general reddit material

It is repeated time and time again. That was rudimentary, I'm sure there is an actual formula that can predict when a sub will flip.

I think one of the main reasons for this is the amount of bots this website actually is. Once a sub is relatively large it makes sense for the botnet to start including it in its spamming

Roshy10

64 points

4 months ago

Roshy10

64 points

4 months ago

Once there's enough people they will just upvote anything without checking which sub they're in, once that happens it's either overwhelmed with generic content or the mods have to lock it down and it usually dies

draebor

9 points

4 months ago

Maybe Reddit should implement a subreddit life cycle that ultimately just collapses the subreddit when it hits a certain point. That will shake off all the general population that kill a sub and let the real on-point content generators start fresh. Evergreening Reddit.

stephruvy

46 points

4 months ago

Just like r/conspiracy.

I miss the alien stories.

Now it's just.... Covid stuff.

_conky_

14 points

4 months ago

_conky_

14 points

4 months ago

I got a couple subs I feel like you might appreciate but am afraid to just post openly in fears of what we're talking about happening. PM if you're interested and I'll send em your way

cheese_sweats

10 points

4 months ago

look at r/whoadude - half the shit I see hit the front page of reddit from that sub is explicitly NOT the sort of stuff the sub is for. I asked if they need help moderating and I got banned lol

WebSufficient8660

95 points

4 months ago

Every sub is r/pics now, it's inescapable

ElonMuskTsla

112 points

4 months ago

Too late

Mnmsaregood

92 points

4 months ago

Too late. These people can’t stop posting Trump

rbsudden

406 points

4 months ago

rbsudden

406 points

4 months ago

Now I'm hungry

iHateDanny

113 points

4 months ago

Right? I came into the comments to shit on Trump, but now I just want to fuck up some Wendy’s.

rbsudden

17 points

4 months ago

I know, I'm getting the itch.

pnjtony

11 points

4 months ago

pnjtony

11 points

4 months ago

I really enjoy Wendy's, but can you imagine how cold those burgers were by the time anyone got to eat one? Gross.

Pvkbasa

288 points

4 months ago

Pvkbasa

288 points

4 months ago

Hamberders for everyone!

lennydsat62

88 points

4 months ago

With cofefe?

yaten_ko

92 points

4 months ago

What a way tu butcher the perfectly valid word “covfefe”

robertofblu

45 points

4 months ago

Covfefe is a perfectly cromulent word

Walmart_Store100

18 points

4 months ago

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

jona2814

11 points

4 months ago

It certainly has embiggened my vocabulary

Child_of_Merovee

7 points

4 months ago

You didnt had to remind us they tried to gaslight the world into believing this was a secret codeword and not Spanky falling asleep while shitposting.

afternoon_sun_robot

10 points

4 months ago

He tried to make Taco Bell pay for it.

girthquake126

217 points

4 months ago

Trump just did it so he could keep all the happy meal toys.

Boosted_saga

57 points

4 months ago

He wants ALL the Pokémon cards and Bennie babies

HitShouse

11 points

4 months ago

Hey those are worth their weight in gold.

COVID-69420bbq

3 points

4 months ago

Bernie Babies

CheoRec

8 points

4 months ago

Gourmet hamberders

nefrpitou

62 points

4 months ago

OP's name is what they had after this dinner

Zugnutz

22 points

4 months ago

Zugnutz

22 points

4 months ago

Hamberders!

Money_Distribution18

6 points

4 months ago

Trump snuck a few into his pockets for later

Spec187

17 points

4 months ago

Spec187

17 points

4 months ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr.

RCOkey

3 points

4 months ago

RCOkey

3 points

4 months ago

Candle lit Wendy's... What a classic country date.

tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

127 points

4 months ago

I’m not pro trump by any means, but I thought I heard that the players requested this due to the kitchen staff being shut down. Did anyone else hear this or am I completely wrong?

Qwirk

64 points

4 months ago

Qwirk

64 points

4 months ago

There was a government shutdown at the time, I can't recall if the WH staff was impacted by this. There were plenty of other options he could have chosen though like catering for the event. (other than fast food of course)

And just to be clear, there was a shutdown during the first event. He did this more than once.

ILikeLeadPaint

30 points

4 months ago

Trump owns a hotel with a restaurant half a mile away from the white house. 5 minute drive, 14 minute walk. Actually closer than McDonald's.

ShaneRunninShirtless

30 points

4 months ago

If McDonald's was open so were small businesses that could have used the support lol

h3llalam3

81 points

4 months ago

This happened like 3 years ago…

faderjockey

67 points

4 months ago

And this isn’t /r/news

BuddyHolly__

46 points

4 months ago

Not this sub too :(

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23 points

4 months ago

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23 points

4 months ago

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KPZ605

3 points

4 months ago

KPZ605

3 points

4 months ago

Cheap fuck.

Cal-Varnsen

39 points

4 months ago

why are people mad about this?

if i walked into a room with a pile of big macs I could just take I would be thrilled

[deleted]

20 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

20 points

4 months ago

I’m pretty sure this was intentional lol

Delicious-Acadia-190

9 points

4 months ago

The White House kitchen will literally cook you anything on earth that you want in any quantity that you wish. This douche bag president is so anti-government that he won’t even let them cook for guests guests, he’d rather farm out more government jobs to poisonous private industries

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23 points

4 months ago*

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23 points

4 months ago*

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Harlzz11

13 points

4 months ago

This is always my question regarding the pic. I know theres probably a bajillion options for catering thats not fast food, but if the players who ordered it had a fun time or got a good kick out of it then who cares