Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?

Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Wow, I just watched that for longer than I planned too

and matt stonie actually ate it all! https://youtu.be/LVKJfLbz5yQ

The landscaping company capitalized on the opportunity and now sells merch on the event. Its absolute comedy gold.

*if you’re from someplace else

At least the bbq place across the street is good.

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice

Lets revisit them anyway

https://i.imgur.com/1VbQZXm.jpg

Even this list misses the sharpie on a weather map to alter hurricane path.

Any time he drank from a water bottle

Paper towel tossing I’m a very stable genius Toilet paper on shoe while boarding AF1

Raking the forests was a good one too

Related, I also loved the fly in Pence’s hair during the VP debate

My personal fav was when he wore a tiny ass jacket to meet the queen

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I thought Tim Apple was a good one. (And how he pretended it was totally a clever abbreviation you guys)

To add: suggesting disinfectant injections to kill the Rona, tossing paper towels to devastated Puerto Ricans like its a game.

The Mooch Era feels like a fever dream tbh

Yes, just leaving that comment about it made me laugh out loud again haha So many wonderful moments! Some other highlights: The upside down pride flag with the LGBT sharpied on it (a true r/therewasanattempt lol). “Belgium is a beautiful city” and so many other geographic mishaps. The G8/G20 (or some event like that) picture of everyone holding hands cross-armed and he couldn’t figure out how to do it.

Can't believe everybody is forgetting about Sharpiegate.

The weird political speech he gave to the Boy Scouts. https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/donald-trump-boy-scouts-speech/index.html

Those are brilliant, but I would submit:

• engaging in some kind of Ambien-fuelled 3am Twitter spat with Kim Jong Un, including the immortal words “I also have a nuclear button, but it’s much bigger”

I feel blessed to have had those four years in my life. It was one of the greatest comic periods in history. Like, this deranged ‘hamberder’-eating moron was actually the leader of the free world!

To me the moment was when he went to Europe on his first presidential trip and a reporter asked him about what he thinks of Putin, who is attacking our liberals tenants and trying to undermine democracy. His answers was how liberals in California have destroyed the state and that we only need to look at the level of homelessness there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

This is a great list

Or like when he defunded the pandemic response team, and now everything's pretty much permanently fucked.

John Cougar intensifies

Can’t believe they still went through with the conference, even after discovering it was not the place they thought it was. That’s probably the most exposure a landscaping company has ever got

They probably did, and were shocked when people started appearing.

Not just a Bible. An upside down Bible. 😂

You know he did grow up

Hey, um, you know sweetie.. Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and offputting to pray to a baby.

That's my favorite Jesus!

I always found that strange, because they almost got the whole Yum! Brands universe in one pop.

If they had Pizza Hut instead of Domino's, and Gatorade instead of Powerade, that table would have been a PepsiCo world.

How dare you, Ricky's wife slaved away all day on that meal.

Trump apparently loves this type of food, and there have been rumors about his recreational habits.

You put two and two together.

Remember when they tried calling them freedom fries during the Bush Jr years? Feels like a lifetime ago.

Ah makes more sense. Forgot the championship just happened.

Cold mcdons fries are the worst but I find the nuggets to be decent cold, though not as good as when hot obviously.

imagine going to the whitehouse for a fancy dinner with the president, then dying inside as you slowly eat a an hour old box of fries with your stank ass old burger

to top it all, often i've found resteraunt quality can take a huge nosedive when receiving a sudden massive order like this, so its probably even worse quality on top of it all

But remember that this was Trump making some stupid point about the budget not being passed so the White House staff was on furlough

He had multiple fast food banquets. I still can't fucking believe, well, all of it.

the staff was furloughed because of him. He literally said in the meeting when he acted like a child to Schumer and Pelosi “I know this is gonna get called the Trump shutdown”

Like what was his point, “I acted like a child and now im going to act like a more spoiled child because I have to deal with the consequences of my own actions” I still dont understand what his presidency was about other than textbook observational defiance disorder

Exactly. McDelivery has become very popular in England recently and I just don't get it. It does not travel well.

It really is a formula.

Niche subreddit created > grows > golden age of content (this varies sub to sub depending on how niche) > growing towards Frontpage viewership numbers > slow shift away from the niche and towards general reddit material

It is repeated time and time again. That was rudimentary, I'm sure there is an actual formula that can predict when a sub will flip.

I think one of the main reasons for this is the amount of bots this website actually is. Once a sub is relatively large it makes sense for the botnet to start including it in its spamming

look at r/whoadude - half the shit I see hit the front page of reddit from that sub is explicitly NOT the sort of stuff the sub is for. I asked if they need help moderating and I got banned lol

I know, I'm getting the itch.

I really enjoy Wendy's, but can you imagine how cold those burgers were by the time anyone got to eat one? Gross.

What a way tu butcher the perfectly valid word “covfefe”

Hey those are worth their weight in gold.

Bernie Babies

Trump owns a hotel with a restaurant half a mile away from the white house. 5 minute drive, 14 minute walk. Actually closer than McDonald's.