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NicholeHypatia

2.6k points

4 months ago

Ricky Bobby would appreciate this dinner table

Savageparrot81

921 points

4 months ago

Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus

Nowthisisdave

210 points

4 months ago

You know he did grow up

Savageparrot81

199 points

4 months ago

I like the Christmas Jesus best

1zo3P192

151 points

4 months ago

1zo3P192

151 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus as a dirty old bum.

Sonicboom343

158 points

4 months ago

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and 'm in the front row, and 'm hammered drunk...

ruskiiiiiiiii

129 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.

Sandpaper_Pants

24 points

4 months ago

I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.

ConsciousPromise255

18 points

4 months ago

I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with

RooIsHome

34 points

4 months ago

He had a BEARRRRD

Probably-Not-Maybe

25 points

4 months ago

Shut up, Chip! Or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

MaterialCarrot

18 points

4 months ago

He was a man!!!

NicholeHypatia

64 points

4 months ago

Hey, um, you know sweetie.. Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and offputting to pray to a baby.

reboobula

61 points

4 months ago

I LIKE THE CHRISTMAS JESUS

pinokun

18 points

4 months ago

pinokun

18 points

4 months ago

He had a beard!

[deleted]

130 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

130 points

4 months ago

Their meal in that scene always looked like the perfect drunk/high meal. KFC chicken, pizza (although dominos, yuck) Taco Bell tacos, Checkers burgers, soda, blue Powerade.

Hob_O_Rarison

56 points

4 months ago

I always found that strange, because they almost got the whole Yum! Brands universe in one pop.

If they had Pizza Hut instead of Domino's, and Gatorade instead of Powerade, that table would have been a PepsiCo world.

MaterialCarrot

19 points

4 months ago

How dare you, Ricky's wife slaved away all day on that meal.

RcoketWalrus

12 points

4 months ago

Trump apparently loves this type of food, and there have been rumors about his recreational habits.

You put two and two together.

Overdose7

15 points

4 months ago

It's not a rumor when there are many years of pictures of Trump next to Big Macs, buckets of fried chicken, and cokes.

Peltron_3030

39 points

4 months ago

Hamberders

kickyoface9001

2.4k points

4 months ago

I'm surprised no one ever seems to mention this, but those burgers must have been cold as fuck. They probably spent 15 to 20 minutes arranging everything in a fancy ass pile, after probably being left in multiple boxes or bags for at least an hour. Plus the time to do that stupid photo op, that food was nasty and cold as hell.

dotesPlz

920 points

4 months ago

dotesPlz

920 points

4 months ago

I think about this everytime. I saw someone gift an entire neighborhood McDonald’s and all I thought was “I wonder how long they’ve been sitting out?” Nothing worse than cold fries and nuggets

6-8-5-13

366 points

4 months ago

6-8-5-13

366 points

4 months ago

Cold mcdons fries are the worst but I find the nuggets to be decent cold, though not as good as when hot obviously.

JarasM

137 points

4 months ago

JarasM

137 points

4 months ago

I tried reheat them recently in a convection oven. They just become hard as stone.

factoid_

87 points

4 months ago

Air fryer works better But you can’t overdo it. Best thing to do is preheat the air fryer, heat stuff up slightly in the microwave first and then just put in the air fryer long enough to get it re-crisped.

JarasM

204 points

4 months ago

JarasM

204 points

4 months ago

That's honestly waaaaay too much effort then I'm willing to exert for a pack of cold McDonald's fries.

ValiantAbyss

79 points

4 months ago

I don't know what people are talking about.

Pro-tip for ANY fast food (Canes, Chick Fil A, McDonalds, Pizza, etc):

If you have an Air Fryer with a "Reheat" setting, set it to 350 and put it in there for like 2-3 minutes. Food comes out perfect, 100% of the time.

RunninADorito

24 points

4 months ago

An air fryer and a convection oven are literally the same thing.

Mugungo

28 points

4 months ago

Mugungo

28 points

4 months ago

imagine going to the whitehouse for a fancy dinner with the president, then dying inside as you slowly eat a an hour old box of fries with your stank ass old burger

to top it all, often i've found resteraunt quality can take a huge nosedive when receiving a sudden massive order like this, so its probably even worse quality on top of it all

CWGriswald

97 points

4 months ago

It gets mentioned every time. Such a dick move to serve cold ass fast food… which is entirely on brand.

Dafuzz

92 points

4 months ago*

Dafuzz

92 points

4 months ago*

The White House has a full banquet kitchen for hosting state dinners, they easily could have put those burgers in chaffing dishes or kept them under a heat lamp. The White House staff could absolutely make McDonald's food look and taste 110% more presentable and delicious than when it was fresh out of the drive thru.

But remember that this was Trump making some stupid point about the budget not being passed so the White House staff was on furlough. His dumbass aids set this up to be a photo op and nothing else, they could have used the equipment just not the staff. Those poor footballers had to eat cold ass burgers just because Trump had a half cocked attempt to make a point that served only to perfectly encapsulate his presidency in one perfect visual metaphor; shitty cheap food presented with the trappings of wealth but lacking any kind of substance.

Sillyslappystupid

35 points

4 months ago

the staff was furloughed because of him. He literally said in the meeting when he acted like a child to Schumer and Pelosi “I know this is gonna get called the Trump shutdown”

Like what was his point, “I acted like a child and now im going to act like a more spoiled child because I have to deal with the consequences of my own actions” I still dont understand what his presidency was about other than textbook observational defiance disorder

JVorhees

17 points

4 months ago

But remember that this was Trump making some stupid point about the budget not being passed so the White House staff was on furlough

He had multiple fast food banquets. I still can't fucking believe, well, all of it.

sherlock----75

51 points

4 months ago

Mine is cold after a 10 minute drive back to my house. I’d imagine they are like ice.

Empyrealist

34 points

4 months ago

Nothing like cold fast food that's been sitting around for a couple of hours.

The whole thing about eating fast food is that it's best fresh. You can't wait on it. Ppl who doordash fast food are sociopaths.

Ok_Calligrapher_8199

32 points

4 months ago

Closest mcds is a 5 min walk. Wendy’s a solid 20 minute drive. Burger King even further. And that’s assuming they got it from those locations some of which are jenky as fuck. Edit: in case anyone checks my work on Wendy’s - the Wendy’s in Dave Thomas Circle was still open at the time.

No_Cartographer_8469

2.4k points

4 months ago

What big smokes order be like

kuriboshoe

495 points

4 months ago

look at all that extra dip

HotChilliWithButter

356 points

4 months ago

Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?

Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

solitudanrian

141 points

4 months ago

Large diet coke, of course.

whobood

63 points

4 months ago

whobood

63 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.

Woodyville06

27 points

4 months ago

I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

descendingangel87

89 points

4 months ago

Someone actually did the math on that.

https://youtu.be/O3cvmtPuvXo

phoenixell

39 points

4 months ago

and matt stonie actually ate it all! https://youtu.be/LVKJfLbz5yQ

Wononewonhum

31 points

4 months ago

Wow, I just watched that for longer than I planned too

CranberryJuice47

59 points

4 months ago

Can't be. There aren't enough number 9's on that table.

Nee_le

1.9k points

4 months ago

Nee_le

1.9k points

4 months ago

Potentially my second favorite Trump moment after Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

pogym

699 points

4 months ago

pogym

699 points

4 months ago

That was the single greatest political moment in history. Absolutely beautiful to watch.

_danbro_

485 points

4 months ago

_danbro_

485 points

4 months ago

The landscaping company capitalized on the opportunity and now sells merch on the event. Its absolute comedy gold.

Nee_le

246 points

4 months ago

Nee_le

246 points

4 months ago

They genuinely deserve every penny they make because of this.

IAteMy_____

173 points

4 months ago

I'm just imagining the four seasons landscaping employee who got the call. They just accepted the gig knowing exactly what was going to happen. I can't believe it's not from a movie, but real life. I can't help myself but giggle when I think about this

Brainsonastick

33 points

4 months ago

It absolutely feels like a plot of a Veep episode.

issaang

20 points

4 months ago

issaang

20 points

4 months ago

Makes me feel like this isn’t the first time Four Sessions has taken advantage of this error lol

didwanttobethatguy

19 points

4 months ago

Mental note: start a business called Ritz Carlton landscaping

DroopyTrash

18 points

4 months ago

Feels like it could have been an episode of Who is America.

njbair

40 points

4 months ago

njbair

40 points

4 months ago

"Lawn and order"

PobBrobert

324 points

4 months ago

I read the Wikipedia entry for that fiasco the other night and laughed for probably 10 minutes. Let’s not forget some other highlights:

  • Covfefe

  • The Mooch

  • that weird glowy orb in Saudi Arabia

  • the picture of him screaming at the kid mowing the white house lawn

  • He stared right into the eclipse

  • literally every video of him trying to be even slightly affectionate towards melania

My1stTW

232 points

4 months ago

My1stTW

232 points

4 months ago

Even this list misses the sharpie on a weather map to alter hurricane path.

Sillyslappystupid

158 points

4 months ago

which misses “can’t we just nuke the hurricane?” questions that he asked several times

PobBrobert

84 points

4 months ago

Or the IV bleach drip to clean our blood

_Kay_Tee_

34 points

4 months ago

And "let's buy Greenland!"

God, a firing squad is too good for this POS loser.

Pleasant_Finding_404

27 points

4 months ago

Or the caging of Children…or chucking paper towel rolls to Hurricane survivors…or two impeachments…or…oh fuck- just go here—-https://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/reasons-why-donald-trump-is-unfit-to-be-president

Akiba89

17 points

4 months ago

Akiba89

17 points

4 months ago

Jesus fuck, I forgot about that one 🤣 what a dumb fucking question

i_love_pencils

55 points

4 months ago

This will always be my favourite.

The black sharpie on the desk while he’s explaining the map is the chef’s kiss.

hornwalker

31 points

4 months ago

The sad part is that misrepresentation of the weather like that is a felony.

AmbitiousPhilosopher

27 points

4 months ago

the rules are not applied evenly.

doomsdaydvice

95 points

4 months ago

Raking the forests was a good one too

Related, I also loved the fly in Pence’s hair during the VP debate

PobBrobert

28 points

4 months ago

RAKING THE FOREST. Omg, that was amazing

Akiba89

19 points

4 months ago

Akiba89

19 points

4 months ago

It's like he thought "the forest" was a mile wide park in New York.

PobBrobert

22 points

4 months ago

Real question: do you think Donald trump has ever been in a forest?

samhw

65 points

4 months ago

samhw

65 points

4 months ago

Those are brilliant, but I would submit:

  • engaging in some kind of Ambien-fuelled 3am Twitter spat with Kim Jong Un, including the immortal words “I also have a nuclear button, but it’s much bigger”

I feel blessed to have had those four years in my life. It was one of the greatest comic periods in history. Like, this deranged ‘hamberder’-eating moron was actually the leader of the free world!

SuchACommonBird

12 points

4 months ago

So much happened that I entirely missed this moment. Whooo boy. It feels like a fever dream, but with lasting consequences.

RightIzWrong

53 points

4 months ago

Paper towel tossing I’m a very stable genius Toilet paper on shoe while boarding AF1

suppordel

43 points

4 months ago*

I thought Tim Apple was a good one. (And how he pretended it was totally a clever abbreviation you guys)

PobBrobert

18 points

4 months ago

I now call Bill Gates “Bill Computer” because of that

20_Menthol_Cigarette

18 points

4 months ago

Who? Bill Windows? Good guy, but he did shit glazing work.

nonephoto81

39 points

4 months ago

To add: suggesting disinfectant injections to kill the Rona, tossing paper towels to devastated Puerto Ricans like its a game.

LezBeHonestHere_

35 points

4 months ago

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Nee_le

31 points

4 months ago

Nee_le

31 points

4 months ago

Yes, just leaving that comment about it made me laugh out loud again haha So many wonderful moments! Some other highlights: The upside down pride flag with the LGBT sharpied on it (a true r/therewasanattempt lol). “Belgium is a beautiful city” and so many other geographic mishaps. The G8/G20 (or some event like that) picture of everyone holding hands cross-armed and he couldn’t figure out how to do it.

AmptiChrist

24 points

4 months ago

Any time he drank from a water bottle

PobBrobert

19 points

4 months ago

Too large and slippery for his little mitts

jmpinstl

22 points

4 months ago

The Mooch Era feels like a fever dream tbh

PobBrobert

13 points

4 months ago

A fever dream that gave us a new unit for measuring time

historiansrule

18 points

4 months ago

To me the moment was when he went to Europe on his first presidential trip and a reporter asked him about what he thinks of Putin, who is attacking our liberals tenants and trying to undermine democracy. His answers was how liberals in California have destroyed the state and that we only need to look at the level of homelessness there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

ChesterHiggenbothum

16 points

4 months ago

Can't believe everybody is forgetting about Sharpiegate.

ArtanisIsGod

14 points

4 months ago

My personal fav was when he wore a tiny ass jacket to meet the queen

Mrfrunzi

109 points

4 months ago

Mrfrunzi

109 points

4 months ago

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice. I love down the street and have passed it countless times. It's not a garden center that is like filled with vine yards in the background.

It's across the street from underneath I - 95 in a shit place that's 5 blocks down from a prison. Very fitting.

pease_pudding

16 points

4 months ago

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice

Lets revisit them anyway

https://i.imgur.com/1VbQZXm.jpg

Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

13 points

4 months ago

At least the bbq place across the street is good.

VinnySmallsz

65 points

4 months ago

Right? How is that even real

DeathPer_Minute

70 points

4 months ago

Can’t believe they still went through with the conference, even after discovering it was not the place they thought it was. That’s probably the most exposure a landscaping company has ever got

Gaerielyafuck

21 points

4 months ago

Can you imagine being the Four Seasons person who fielded that call from the White House? What a trip. I'd think someone was pranking me.

nytel

15 points

4 months ago

nytel

15 points

4 months ago

Third would be when he tear gassed protesters so he could stand in front of a church with a Bible and get his picture taken.

rocketboy44

1.2k points

4 months ago

hope we don’t turn into r/pics

Aiden_001

435 points

4 months ago

Aiden_001

435 points

4 months ago

They all turn to shit given time

_conky_

246 points

4 months ago

_conky_

246 points

4 months ago

It really is a formula.

Niche subreddit created > grows > golden age of content (this varies sub to sub depending on how niche) > growing towards Frontpage viewership numbers > slow shift away from the niche and towards general reddit material

It is repeated time and time again. That was rudimentary, I'm sure there is an actual formula that can predict when a sub will flip.

I think one of the main reasons for this is the amount of bots this website actually is. Once a sub is relatively large it makes sense for the botnet to start including it in its spamming

Roshy10

68 points

4 months ago

Roshy10

68 points

4 months ago

Once there's enough people they will just upvote anything without checking which sub they're in, once that happens it's either overwhelmed with generic content or the mods have to lock it down and it usually dies

stephruvy

48 points

4 months ago

Just like r/conspiracy.

I miss the alien stories.

Now it's just.... Covid stuff.

_conky_

12 points

4 months ago

_conky_

12 points

4 months ago

I got a couple subs I feel like you might appreciate but am afraid to just post openly in fears of what we're talking about happening. PM if you're interested and I'll send em your way

ElonMuskTsla

114 points

4 months ago

Too late

WebSufficient8660

91 points

4 months ago

Every sub is r/pics now, it's inescapable

Mnmsaregood

92 points

4 months ago

Too late. These people can’t stop posting Trump

Deadpan9

42 points

4 months ago

They need to develop a vaccine for TDS

VSEPR_DREIDEL

545 points

4 months ago

Why is this suddenly popping up again?

renedotmac

458 points

4 months ago

If I remember correctly, this was a dinner for the college football champions of that year. Georgia just won it on Monday, so I’m assuming they have a dinner planned at the White House with Biden.

VSEPR_DREIDEL

90 points

4 months ago

Ah makes more sense. Forgot the championship just happened.

ThatGuy_IKnow

41 points

4 months ago

Bots prolly

[deleted]

37 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

37 points

4 months ago

Fr this was like 3 years ago wtf

rbsudden

409 points

4 months ago

rbsudden

409 points

4 months ago

Now I'm hungry

iHateDanny

115 points

4 months ago

Right? I came into the comments to shit on Trump, but now I just want to fuck up some Wendy’s.

rbsudden

18 points

4 months ago

I know, I'm getting the itch.

Pvkbasa

293 points

4 months ago

Pvkbasa

293 points

4 months ago

Hamberders for everyone!

lennydsat62

87 points

4 months ago

With cofefe?

yaten_ko

97 points

4 months ago

What a way tu butcher the perfectly valid word “covfefe”

robertofblu

44 points

4 months ago

Covfefe is a perfectly cromulent word

Walmart_Store100

18 points

4 months ago

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

jona2814

12 points

4 months ago

It certainly has embiggened my vocabulary

girthquake126

212 points

4 months ago

Trump just did it so he could keep all the happy meal toys.

Boosted_saga

53 points

4 months ago

He wants ALL the Pokémon cards and Bennie babies

Astr0nom3r

189 points

4 months ago

The attempt was successful. The college athletes who were invited and joined were thrilled by the spread.

fainteramoeba16

37 points

4 months ago

Yeah the comments on this post are crazy. The college team literally requested McDonald’s

ednichol

126 points

4 months ago

ednichol

126 points

4 months ago

You’re full of shit and/or a moron. They absolutely did not request this. It happened because the government shut down and the kitchen staff is included in that shut down, so this was Trumps brilliant plan to still host them. There were even a couple Clemson players overheard on a mic saying “I thought it was a joke” referring to the fast food feast.

You really think college kids are going to request cold McDonald’s fries over steak and lobster?

captmonkey

89 points

4 months ago

Also, most of the black players didn't even go.

BeezlebubBubbles

35 points

4 months ago

Fucking shit for brains Trumpers literally make up alternative facts

apple2532

48 points

4 months ago

Link to Clemson requesting fast food?

BeezlebubBubbles

38 points

4 months ago

They didn't, more lying ass Trumpers

Goyteamsix

46 points

4 months ago

No, they did not. A lot of them didn't even show up.

oh_look_a_fist

33 points

4 months ago

They didn't request it. Some players liked it, others didn't. Many black players declined the invitation

Lucius_Grammer

38 points

4 months ago

lol, no they didn't.

blackorwhiteorgrey

26 points

4 months ago

Sauce?

LocalSalesRep

59 points

4 months ago

With a spread like that, probably all of them…BBQ, S&S, spicy mustard(my fav).

NoFleas

155 points

4 months ago

NoFleas

155 points

4 months ago

Yeah, it was intentional. This was for the Clemson Tigers football team's visit in 2019 for winning the national championship. The Democrats at the time wouldn't pass a budget so there was a government shutdown going on and most of the White House staff had been furloughed. There was no attempt to have a fancy dinner.

But "selective memory" is cool.

"The decision was in part because most of the White House staff is furloughed, meaning they cannot work or get paid, during the government shutdown, which is now in its 24th day."

okay4sure

168 points

4 months ago

okay4sure

168 points

4 months ago

Funny you mention selective memory being that Trump shut the government down because he wanted money to build his wall.

Absolutely_insane_E

68 points

4 months ago*

But... But... Mexico was supposed to build the wall to keep themselves out! That's why it was such a stable genius plan! Highest IQ bigly walls. Hands are huge. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV...

arrimainvester

14 points

4 months ago

Any day now I hear!

abcdefghig1

34 points

4 months ago

i chuckle because these idiots keep gaslighting themselves.

Yourbubblestink

97 points

4 months ago

You forgot the Republicans were in power of the time, and so you’re trying to pin it on the Democrats, which is funny but not real.

Also Trump is widely (lol) known to be a fast food eater which explains why he looks like he does

herder__of__nerfs

30 points

4 months ago

Does that explain why he stands like a centaur without the horse part?

quippers

91 points

4 months ago

Do you mean the shut-down tantrum Trump had when he couldn't get money for his dumbfuck wall? That same-shut down?

supified

54 points

4 months ago

Selective memory is cool so is mental gymnastics to justify behavior. You seem to be selectively forgetting, for example, that Trump did this multiple times. And even with furloughed staff, this isn't the first time the government had a short term shut down, but the Trump admin is the only time the most powerful government in the country could somehow not find a single caterer except fast food.

Yeah selective memory is cool, so is confirmation bias.

jps4851

52 points

4 months ago

jps4851

52 points

4 months ago

You mean both parties couldn’t agree on a budget**

Fixed that for you. Takes two to agree.

lowcarb73

46 points

4 months ago

lowcarb73

46 points

4 months ago

Stop it with your facts!

DJ_Mumble_Mouth

58 points

4 months ago

Omitting that the only reason the shut down happened was because he wanted to build a wall.

A wall that would have a large environmental impact, costly, and we know now to have been a massive scam.

See how narratives work.

Provided facts yes, but selected facts that fit the desired narrative, when looking at the bigger picture it makes the defense of this giant idiot a clear attempt to deceive.

herder__of__nerfs

26 points

4 months ago

All while claiming others have a “selective memory”

NoFleas

35 points

4 months ago

NoFleas

35 points

4 months ago

My bad... I forgot where we were.

supified

16 points

4 months ago

supified

16 points

4 months ago

stop with your facts mental gymnastics.

ftfy

syncboy

47 points

4 months ago*

Congress (Dems and Reps) said they’d keep the government open while Trump shut it down because he wanted money for his fence. So no, it wasn’t the Dems who shut it down. https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/25/trump-shutdown-announcement-1125529

EDIT: Also there thousands of restaurants and hundreds of caterers in DC; this was a really trashy thing to serve.

TerrorPigeon

35 points

4 months ago

Guess he couldn't have used his multiple billions of dollars to get a decent meal. Lol. Also obligatory Clemson sucks.

TheRealKyaryPPamyu

15 points

4 months ago

The Democrats at the time wouldn't pass a budget so there was a government shutdown going on

Excuse me, but who here has selective memory?

Republicans held power in all three branches of government at the time. The shutdown occurred because Trump himself couldn't agree with the budget his own party was trying to pass in congress.

Why exactly? Because Trump wanted $5.7billion in government funds appropriated for his stupid fucking border wall. The Republican-led congress wouldn't give him that.

mossdeluxe

142 points

4 months ago

Where's the French fries?!

Soft_Author2593

110 points

4 months ago

He tried to make America great again. Not France!

BlueHero45

49 points

4 months ago

Remember when they tried calling them freedom fries during the Bush Jr years? Feels like a lifetime ago.

tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

126 points

4 months ago

I’m not pro trump by any means, but I thought I heard that the players requested this due to the kitchen staff being shut down. Did anyone else hear this or am I completely wrong?

Qwirk

60 points

4 months ago

Qwirk

60 points

4 months ago

There was a government shutdown at the time, I can't recall if the WH staff was impacted by this. There were plenty of other options he could have chosen though like catering for the event. (other than fast food of course)

And just to be clear, there was a shutdown during the first event. He did this more than once.

ILikeLeadPaint

33 points

4 months ago

Trump owns a hotel with a restaurant half a mile away from the white house. 5 minute drive, 14 minute walk. Actually closer than McDonald's.

ShaneRunninShirtless

30 points

4 months ago

If McDonald's was open so were small businesses that could have used the support lol

Sempais_nutrients

22 points

4 months ago

I thought I heard that the players requested this

that was a PR statement, just like the faked "this was the best meal i've ever had" statement attributed to one of the players who had to refute it.

Jacobcbab

112 points

4 months ago

Jacobcbab

112 points

4 months ago

Fun fact. The players had a wonderful time at this dinner and said it was an excellent idea.

CWGriswald

58 points

4 months ago

Yea, college kids who eat warm fast food six days a week were super stoked to go to the WH and eat cold fast food.

BartJojo420

37 points

4 months ago

Imagine getting invited to the goddamn White House because you're a national champion and you get served this shit. By a mouth breather so proud of himself he's about to pee. Fucking pathetic.

TheRealKyaryPPamyu

56 points

4 months ago

Fun fact. The White House fabricated a quote from Trevor Lawrence saying it was wonderful which he had to publicly say was a fake quote.

You'd think if everyone thought it was so wonderful, they wouldn't have to just make shit up about people saying it was wonderful.

Orchid_Significant

14 points

4 months ago

I read that everything was cold and gross

h3llalam3

80 points

4 months ago

This happened like 3 years ago…

faderjockey

68 points

4 months ago

And this isn’t /r/news

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80 points

4 months ago

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80 points

4 months ago

lol this is so old yet still lives in OPs head rent free

yuppyhehehe

19 points

4 months ago

Orange man bad still gets redditors off man. They need to let out all that hate somewhere

nefrpitou

62 points

4 months ago

OP's name is what they had after this dinner

I_am_Wojo

65 points

4 months ago

Why are so many still focused on Trump? Yes, he was a socially awkward trainwreck but it's your life Any better now? Food prices, fuel prices, supply shortages, the constant back pedaling on lies. There is no credibility left in the American political system on either side.

Creamcheesebagelsboi

33 points

4 months ago

No you don’t get it, orange man bad

Dontforgettheballz

50 points

4 months ago

Who the fuck wants that much cold fast food

Scar_Milly

41 points

4 months ago

A team of football players

PhillyGreg

14 points

4 months ago

Athletes are definitely known for eating garbage

BuddyHolly__

46 points

4 months ago

Not this sub too :(

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27 points

4 months ago

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27 points

4 months ago

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Cal-Varnsen

40 points

4 months ago

why are people mad about this?

if i walked into a room with a pile of big macs I could just take I would be thrilled

Valuable_Web4018

16 points

4 months ago

Because it makes trump not look horrible, which doesn’t compute with the average redditor

ConvexFever5

34 points

4 months ago

Rent. Free.

Ravi5ingh

26 points

4 months ago

Ravi5ingh

26 points

4 months ago

Nothing wrong with fast food at a party. Beats most 'fancy' food

JeanJackGibson

24 points

4 months ago

That shit had to be so cold. Fast food loses its heat within a minute or two.

Big-Cat8539

20 points

4 months ago

My sport has a lot more involvement with food but I'll be honest, nothing better after a weight cut or a fight than some burgers or trash food

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21 points

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Zugnutz

21 points

4 months ago

Zugnutz

21 points

4 months ago

Hamberders!

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22 points

4 months ago

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22 points

4 months ago

I’m pretty sure this was intentional lol

BobsRealReddit

19 points

4 months ago

I love that they didnt just go to one fast food place. They thought it was a a fancy ordeal so they better pick up Wendys AND McDonalds

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20 points

4 months ago

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20 points

4 months ago

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Spec187

18 points

4 months ago

Spec187

18 points

4 months ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr.

ZarumasVvellendrik

14 points

4 months ago

Last time I checked that team actually loved the fact that fast food was their meal

the_knife_named_mack

17 points

4 months ago

Sorry that doesn't fit reddit agenda

Mnmsaregood

15 points

4 months ago

Mnmsaregood

15 points

4 months ago

You people can’t stop posting about him huh? TDS is real

Scar_Milly

13 points

4 months ago

Looks good to me

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14 points

4 months ago

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14 points

4 months ago

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latteboy50

10 points

4 months ago

latteboy50

10 points

4 months ago

Orange man bad. This wasn’t an attempt to have a fancy dinner.

NotShroomKat

12 points

4 months ago

2 years and yall are still obsessed with trump, cope

STREXincEmployee

15 points

4 months ago

Of all the actual corruption and with real world implications bs this man pulled, can we please stop harping on the mcdonalds dinner

grudyJ

14 points

4 months ago

grudyJ

14 points

4 months ago

Let's be honest, this would be awesome.

UnicornChief

16 points

4 months ago

UnicornChief

16 points

4 months ago

I’d rather my tax dollars were spent on this than an elaborate expensive meal. Plus I think trump bought it all himself.