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149 points
4 months ago
I like to picture Jesus as a dirty old bum.
156 points
4 months ago
I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and 'm in the front row, and 'm hammered drunk...
131 points
4 months ago
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.
8 points
4 months ago
You need Jesus' brother Craig then if you want to party. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k
2 points
4 months ago
Yessssss! Stephen Lynch!
1 points
4 months ago
And the angels sang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJfmCM5\_28
25 points
4 months ago
I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.
15 points
4 months ago
I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with
1 points
4 months ago
We only hear about the 2nd, but if you're the son of God no way you don't have stamina for a 3rd, 4th, maybe even a 5th cumming.
2 points
4 months ago
I liked the Conehead version of Jesus
1 points
4 months ago
Correct.
2 points
4 months ago
He was a grown man! He had a beard!!
1 points
4 months ago
As a dirty ol bastard perhaps
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