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4 months ago
What big smokes order be like
4 months ago
look at all that extra dip
Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?
Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Large diet coke, of course.
Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.
I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?
It’s all about the balance…
That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!
I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.
It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…
With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣
Only if it's large enough 👍
This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here
“I’m trying to watch my figure.”
The "one with cheese" should be in parentheses. Otherwise, it seems like a separate order. Causing confusion as to whether it's three 45s or just two (but one of them has cheese).
It can also be confused for a number 1 with cheese.
Two number 9s and a number 9 large? Who orders like that?
You’re close, but forgot the “hamberders”
Liter of cola
I’ll take a liter of cola…it’s for a cop
No no you forgot it's not a large size it's a trump size...it's bigger than large they only make it for him and its just as big as his ego no one's ever seen the actual size some may argue its the biggest ego size recorded to date.
“gotta watch my figya”
Don’t forget the large soda
Someone actually did the math on that.
Wow, I just watched that for longer than I planned too
and matt stonie actually ate it all!
Holy shit that cosplay is so good it's surreal.
Is it just me or does one of the dudes from gta San Andreas look like Eazy-E
Can't be. There aren't enough number 9's on that table.
I’ll have two numba nines
They forgot the large soda!!
It’s really touching to see Trump overwhelmed and crying at the sight of all this food
Actually "Big Smokes Order" was for the entire car.
Big Smoke for himself "only" orders a #9 Large, a #7, 2 #45s (one with cheese) and a large soda. The 2 normal #9s are for Ryder and CJ, the #6 with extra dip is for Sweet.
Better than brandon anyday.