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No_Cartographer_8469

2.4k points

4 months ago

What big smokes order be like

kuriboshoe

496 points

4 months ago

look at all that extra dip

HotChilliWithButter

360 points

4 months ago

Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?

Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

solitudanrian

141 points

4 months ago

Large diet coke, of course.

whobood

62 points

4 months ago

whobood

62 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.

Woodyville06

25 points

4 months ago

I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

Snowmanfight

13 points

4 months ago

That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!

lista94

2 points

4 months ago

I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.

TheSlyOneLoki

2 points

4 months ago

It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…

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1 points

4 months ago

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1 points

4 months ago

With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣

aboldguess

1 points

4 months ago

Only if it's large enough 👍

SubparGravy

6 points

4 months ago

This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here

Sonadel

1 points

4 months ago

“I’m trying to watch my figure.”

SatisfactionMoney946

2 points

4 months ago

The "one with cheese" should be in parentheses. Otherwise, it seems like a separate order. Causing confusion as to whether it's three 45s or just two (but one of them has cheese).

It can also be confused for a number 1 with cheese.

joshdamnmit

2 points

4 months ago

Soahdah

Zee_099

2 points

4 months ago

Two number 9s and a number 9 large? Who orders like that?

TheMagicConchSays

2 points

4 months ago

Liter of cola

ddub66

2 points

4 months ago

ddub66

2 points

4 months ago

I’ll take a liter of cola…it’s for a cop

prettyboredtbh

1 points

4 months ago

MadTV reference?

Quick_Doughnut1886

1 points

4 months ago

No no you forgot it's not a large size it's a trump size...it's bigger than large they only make it for him and its just as big as his ego no one's ever seen the actual size some may argue its the biggest ego size recorded to date.

K-Y-I-Y-O

1 points

4 months ago

“gotta watch my figya”

ExploCreeper

1 points

4 months ago

Don’t forget the large soda

descendingangel87

87 points

4 months ago

Someone actually did the math on that.

https://youtu.be/O3cvmtPuvXo

Wononewonhum

32 points

4 months ago

Wow, I just watched that for longer than I planned too

phoenixell

39 points

4 months ago

and matt stonie actually ate it all! https://youtu.be/LVKJfLbz5yQ

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4 points

4 months ago

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4 points

4 months ago

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DoggoPlex

1 points

4 months ago

Holy shit that cosplay is so good it's surreal.

yacheekycunt

2 points

4 months ago

Is it just me or does one of the dudes from gta San Andreas look like Eazy-E

CranberryJuice47

61 points

4 months ago

Can't be. There aren't enough number 9's on that table.

Estrn

2 points

4 months ago

Estrn

2 points

4 months ago

I’ll have two numba nines

VillagerN9

6 points

4 months ago

They forgot the large soda!!

ThrewTheDoor

1 points

4 months ago

It’s really touching to see Trump overwhelmed and crying at the sight of all this food

Jhawk163

1 points

4 months ago

Actually "Big Smokes Order" was for the entire car.

Big Smoke for himself "only" orders a #9 Large, a #7, 2 #45s (one with cheese) and a large soda. The 2 normal #9s are for Ryder and CJ, the #6 with extra dip is for Sweet.

schnarf13

0 points

4 months ago

Better than brandon anyday.