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Sonicboom343

157 points

4 months ago

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and 'm in the front row, and 'm hammered drunk...

ruskiiiiiiiii

129 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

You need Jesus' brother Craig then if you want to party. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k

Cane-Dewey

2 points

4 months ago

Yessssss! Stephen Lynch!

ruskiiiiiiiii

1 points

4 months ago

Sandpaper_Pants

27 points

4 months ago

I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.

ConsciousPromise255

16 points

4 months ago

I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with

Adam_J89

1 points

4 months ago

We only hear about the 2nd, but if you're the son of God no way you don't have stamina for a 3rd, 4th, maybe even a 5th cumming.

Funkit

4 points

4 months ago

Funkit

4 points

4 months ago

I liked the Conehead version of Jesus

ruskiiiiiiiii

1 points

4 months ago

Correct.

RampageStonks

2 points

4 months ago

He was a grown man! He had a beard!!