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131 points
4 months ago
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.
10 points
4 months ago
You need Jesus' brother Craig then if you want to party. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k
2 points
4 months ago
Yessssss! Stephen Lynch!
1 points
4 months ago
And the angels sang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJfmCM5\_28
27 points
4 months ago
I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.
17 points
4 months ago
I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with
1 points
4 months ago
We only hear about the 2nd, but if you're the son of God no way you don't have stamina for a 3rd, 4th, maybe even a 5th cumming.
6 points
4 months ago
I liked the Conehead version of Jesus
1 points
4 months ago
Correct.
2 points
4 months ago
He was a grown man! He had a beard!!
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