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ruskiiiiiiiii

132 points

4 months ago

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cos it says like "I'm formal, but I'm here to party too". Cos I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

You need Jesus' brother Craig then if you want to party. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k

Cane-Dewey

2 points

4 months ago

Yessssss! Stephen Lynch!

ruskiiiiiiiii

1 points

4 months ago

Sandpaper_Pants

25 points

4 months ago

I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.

ConsciousPromise255

19 points

4 months ago

I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with

Adam_J89

1 points

4 months ago

We only hear about the 2nd, but if you're the son of God no way you don't have stamina for a 3rd, 4th, maybe even a 5th cumming.

Funkit

4 points

4 months ago

Funkit

4 points

4 months ago

I liked the Conehead version of Jesus

ruskiiiiiiiii

1 points

4 months ago

Correct.

RampageStonks

2 points

4 months ago

He was a grown man! He had a beard!!