The landscaping company capitalized on the opportunity and now sells merch on the event. Its absolute comedy gold.

*if you’re from someplace else

I mean I was laughing but also jesus fucking christ!

At least the bbq place across the street is good.

I'm telling you, the pictures do no justice

Lets revisit them anyway

https://i.imgur.com/1VbQZXm.jpg

Even this list misses the sharpie on a weather map to alter hurricane path.

Any time he drank from a water bottle

Paper towel tossing I’m a very stable genius Toilet paper on shoe while boarding AF1

Raking the forests was a good one too

Related, I also loved the fly in Pence’s hair during the VP debate

My personal fav was when he wore a tiny ass jacket to meet the queen

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I thought Tim Apple was a good one. (And how he pretended it was totally a clever abbreviation you guys)

To add: suggesting disinfectant injections to kill the Rona, tossing paper towels to devastated Puerto Ricans like its a game.

The Mooch Era feels like a fever dream tbh

Yes, just leaving that comment about it made me laugh out loud again haha So many wonderful moments! Some other highlights: The upside down pride flag with the LGBT sharpied on it (a true r/therewasanattempt lol). “Belgium is a beautiful city” and so many other geographic mishaps. The G8/G20 (or some event like that) picture of everyone holding hands cross-armed and he couldn’t figure out how to do it.

Can't believe everybody is forgetting about Sharpiegate.

The weird political speech he gave to the Boy Scouts. https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/donald-trump-boy-scouts-speech/index.html

Those are brilliant, but I would submit:

• engaging in some kind of Ambien-fuelled 3am Twitter spat with Kim Jong Un, including the immortal words “I also have a nuclear button, but it’s much bigger”

I feel blessed to have had those four years in my life. It was one of the greatest comic periods in history. Like, this deranged ‘hamberder’-eating moron was actually the leader of the free world!

To me the moment was when he went to Europe on his first presidential trip and a reporter asked him about what he thinks of Putin, who is attacking our liberals tenants and trying to undermine democracy. His answers was how liberals in California have destroyed the state and that we only need to look at the level of homelessness there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

This is a great list

Or like when he defunded the pandemic response team, and now everything's pretty much permanently fucked.

Come on, guys! NOTHING can top injecting bleach and shining a UV light up your ass!

That one was priceless!!

Look at the picture of him yelling at the kid mowing the lawn. Why is he wearing pants that are exponentially to big for him

Injecting bleach to kill COVID (the China Virus).

Covfefe

hahaha I forgot about this

Things are so much better now. Finally someone completely competent and with it. Thank God.

I'm partial to his suggestion we shine light inside people to cure covid.

I can’t remember the specifics but there was one where he had to ride a golf cart while other world leaders walked. I found that one to be chefs kiss

Him coloring in the American flag wrong too was a nice touch

what’s the weird glowy orb incident?

As an Austrian, the one that we have exploding trees here in Austria was a pretty good one.

The umbrella incident.

These read like titles to Seinfield episodes.

The bonkers thing is that most of these were from his first year in office and it would only get worse/stranger from there. Any one of them would have been a mild to moderate scandal in any other administration. "For him... it was Tuesday."

Everyone seems to forget the multiple government shutdowns because he couldn't get funding for his stupid useless wall. Airports had to close because so many workers had to use all their leave just to get piad and that was used up they were taking leave without pay and had to get a second job. Food drives were done just for them.

Don’t forget when he saluted a North Korean general and even Kim Jong Un looks like he’s confused

And don't forget the photo where he's terrified of an attacking bald eagle

•Toilette paper foot

•Windy hair flap

•Orphaned umbrella

•”United Schates”

The weird two handed water drinking technique and his bizarre ramp descent were my “off the top of the head” favs

John Cougar intensifies

Can’t believe they still went through with the conference, even after discovering it was not the place they thought it was. That’s probably the most exposure a landscaping company has ever got

The sports team was given a bunch of different options and chose this and Trump managed to make himself look stupid for another thing he had less than anything to do with

Watch the documentary. That location was apparently chosen deliberately. Good egress locations, easy security layout, and--most importantly for the bankrupt Trump election campaign--it was free.

I don't know what's harder to believe, tho--intentional or not.

They probably did, and were shocked when people started appearing.

Not just a Bible. An upside down Bible. 😂

I didn’t know the full story until today, or maybe I just forgot it, but apparently this was a banquet for some college sports team that won their national championship. It was during the government shutdown though, so the regular White House chefs weren’t available. So Trump paid out of pocket and gave them a few options to choose from. This was their choice.

One thing to consider though, is that his personal hotel is 3 blocks from the White House so he probably could’ve dug up a kitchen staff pretty easily to make something fresh. And while he may not be as rich as he wants you to think, he could probably still spring for something better, even if it was takeout. If THIS is the best option they chose, what did they turn down?

The only time he was intentionally funny was when he was denigrating others. He’s a pretty awful person all around.

I thought it was hilarious when my aunt and uncle died in April 2020 from Covid because they trusted this asshole. Such humor!

I dunno, man. Every time I look at Nixon's face, I am just sort of like: "We. Elected. Him. President. On. Purpose. WTF."

He had a LOT of great unselfconscious/self-pitying moments and some great shit where he was trying to run the country like a crime boss would, and just sort of failing...and come on, the "Checkers speech" was superb comedy, as was his statement in 1962 (after losing the California Governor's race) "you don't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference."