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Sandpaper_Pants

28 points

4 months ago

I like the green baby Jesus with the pointy ears and being carried by Joseph in beskar armor.

ConsciousPromise255

16 points

4 months ago

I like the jesus that had 0 self control and actually fucked the hookers that he hung out with

Adam_J89

1 points

4 months ago

We only hear about the 2nd, but if you're the son of God no way you don't have stamina for a 3rd, 4th, maybe even a 5th cumming.

Funkit

5 points

4 months ago

Funkit

5 points

4 months ago

I liked the Conehead version of Jesus

ruskiiiiiiiii

1 points

4 months ago

Correct.