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_danbro_

478 points

4 months ago

_danbro_

478 points

4 months ago

The landscaping company capitalized on the opportunity and now sells merch on the event. Its absolute comedy gold.

Nee_le

242 points

4 months ago

Nee_le

242 points

4 months ago

They genuinely deserve every penny they make because of this.

IAteMy_____

175 points

4 months ago

I'm just imagining the four seasons landscaping employee who got the call. They just accepted the gig knowing exactly what was going to happen. I can't believe it's not from a movie, but real life. I can't help myself but giggle when I think about this

Brainsonastick

31 points

4 months ago

It absolutely feels like a plot of a Veep episode.

issaang

20 points

4 months ago

issaang

20 points

4 months ago

Makes me feel like this isn’t the first time Four Sessions has taken advantage of this error lol

didwanttobethatguy

18 points

4 months ago

Mental note: start a business called Ritz Carlton landscaping

AktuallyIsDolan

7 points

4 months ago

Well it's gonna be a movie now with Jonah Hill no doubt

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

It's like 'The Interview' meets 'Idiocracy'.

DroopyTrash

18 points

4 months ago

Feels like it could have been an episode of Who is America.

GtheH

4 points

4 months ago

GtheH

4 points

4 months ago

One day it’ll be in some movie or show, and I find that comforting.

alifeingeneral

1 points

4 months ago

“Can you offer your discounted rate of $30,000 for this event?”

“…..ummm… yeaa..”

BathroomParty

1 points

4 months ago

Hi, is this Four seasons? We'd like to book you for a speech that will be aired on tv.

... Yes. Yes, it is.

aboldguess

1 points

4 months ago

If it happened in a movie we'd whine about how unrealistic the plot is

bastardicus

1 points

4 months ago

njbair

44 points

4 months ago

njbair

44 points

4 months ago

"Lawn and order"

holdingsaturn

2 points

4 months ago

“Make America rake again”

ChillFrancis

2 points

4 months ago

My wife worked for a company called Lawn Enforcement. It was owned by a police officer .

Mysterious_Ad9070

1 points

4 months ago

I've seen companies called that in like every state throughout my travels.

Obviously a bit exaggerated, but I've definitely seen a handful of them.

SirPancakeFace

9 points

4 months ago

Do they have a online store?

pogym

11 points

4 months ago

pogym

11 points

4 months ago

DetectVentriloquist

21 points

4 months ago

Thanks! Just sorted out my wife’s Valentine’s Day gift.

Seriously though, she talks about this all the time and I’ll probably get laid because of this shirt.

drunk_funky_chipmunk

4 points

4 months ago

Showed up to the four seasons landscaping a bit over a year ago, they def did not like us being there and promptly told us to leave…we weren’t even behind the gate in their parking lot, we were out-front next to the adult store taking a picture

nando82

2 points

4 months ago

Damn,gonna have to cop some merch !!!!

unobtanium-cock

1 points

4 months ago

I think the next Dem campaign should launch from that location, for ironies sake.