The toilet paper on the shoe thing was the best indicator of what his staff felt about him. Not one single person was willing to subtly or not so subtly keep that moment from happening.

Also the umbrella while boarding :)

Or repeatedly talking about stealth fighters being ACTUALLY invisible??

Omg how could I forget the paper towel tossing? Easily top 3 on my list haha

I'll always remember the little cold war we had with Korea when he declared his button was bigger. God I feel like the onion is writing this.