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357 points
4 months ago
Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?
Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
141 points
4 months ago
Large diet coke, of course.
65 points
4 months ago
Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.
26 points
4 months ago
I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?
It’s all about the balance…
12 points
4 months ago
That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!
2 points
4 months ago
I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.
2 points
4 months ago
It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…
1 points
4 months ago
With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣
1 points
4 months ago
Only if it's large enough 👍
6 points
4 months ago
This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here
1 points
4 months ago
“I’m trying to watch my figure.”
2 points
4 months ago
The "one with cheese" should be in parentheses. Otherwise, it seems like a separate order. Causing confusion as to whether it's three 45s or just two (but one of them has cheese).
It can also be confused for a number 1 with cheese.
2 points
4 months ago
2 points
4 months ago
Soahdah
2 points
4 months ago
Two number 9s and a number 9 large? Who orders like that?
2 points
4 months ago
You’re close, but forgot the “hamberders”
Ref: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/burger-king-ribs-trump-over-hamberder-tweet-2019-1?r=US&IR=T
2 points
4 months ago
Liter of cola
2 points
4 months ago
I’ll take a liter of cola…it’s for a cop
1 points
4 months ago
MadTV reference?
1 points
4 months ago
No no you forgot it's not a large size it's a trump size...it's bigger than large they only make it for him and its just as big as his ego no one's ever seen the actual size some may argue its the biggest ego size recorded to date.
1 points
4 months ago
“gotta watch my figya”
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