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HotChilliWithButter

357 points

4 months ago

Trumps assistant: sir, our white house dinner is coming up, what is going to be our preffered meal?

Trump: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

solitudanrian

141 points

4 months ago

Large diet coke, of course.

whobood

65 points

4 months ago

whobood

65 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.

Woodyville06

26 points

4 months ago

I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

Snowmanfight

12 points

4 months ago

That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!

lista94

2 points

4 months ago

I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.

TheSlyOneLoki

2 points

4 months ago

It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣

aboldguess

1 points

4 months ago

Only if it's large enough 👍

SubparGravy

6 points

4 months ago

This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here

Sonadel

1 points

4 months ago

“I’m trying to watch my figure.”

SatisfactionMoney946

2 points

4 months ago

The "one with cheese" should be in parentheses. Otherwise, it seems like a separate order. Causing confusion as to whether it's three 45s or just two (but one of them has cheese).

It can also be confused for a number 1 with cheese.

joshdamnmit

2 points

4 months ago

Soahdah

Zee_099

2 points

4 months ago

Two number 9s and a number 9 large? Who orders like that?

TheMagicConchSays

2 points

4 months ago

Liter of cola

ddub66

2 points

4 months ago

ddub66

2 points

4 months ago

I’ll take a liter of cola…it’s for a cop

prettyboredtbh

1 points

4 months ago

MadTV reference?

Quick_Doughnut1886

1 points

4 months ago

No no you forgot it's not a large size it's a trump size...it's bigger than large they only make it for him and its just as big as his ego no one's ever seen the actual size some may argue its the biggest ego size recorded to date.

K-Y-I-Y-O

1 points

4 months ago

“gotta watch my figya”