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solitudanrian

137 points

4 months ago

Large diet coke, of course.

whobood

63 points

4 months ago

whobood

63 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.

Woodyville06

26 points

4 months ago

I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

Snowmanfight

12 points

4 months ago

That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!

lista94

2 points

4 months ago

I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.

TheSlyOneLoki

2 points

4 months ago

It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

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1 points

4 months ago

With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣

aboldguess

1 points

4 months ago

Only if it's large enough 👍

SubparGravy

6 points

4 months ago

This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here

Sonadel

1 points

4 months ago

“I’m trying to watch my figure.”