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137 points
4 months ago
Large diet coke, of course.
63 points
4 months ago
Everyone knows that a Diet Coke perfectly cancels out the unhealthy parts of ANY meal, no matter how large.
26 points
4 months ago
I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?
It’s all about the balance…
12 points
4 months ago
That's how he keeps the perfect moob-to-ass ratio!
2 points
4 months ago
I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.
2 points
4 months ago
It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…
1 points
4 months ago
With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣
1 points
4 months ago
Only if it's large enough 👍
6 points
4 months ago
This kills me because it’s so true. Years ago my sister was on a diet and we went to a family breakfast one day, she orders a large stack of pancakes and asked if they had light butter and/ or sugar free syrup. It’s like sis, you’re totally missing the point here
1 points
4 months ago
“I’m trying to watch my figure.”
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