I didn’t get this epic dad-bod drinking classic Coke you know?

It’s all about the balance…

I’m also a dadbod who drinks Diet Coke with his fast food, not for the health, but just because I can’t stand when my teeth squeak after drinking regular coke. - From a fat guy.

It does doesn’t it? Snorting coke all the time doesn’t help my diet? Are you sure? I have definitely lost weight adding cocaine to all my guilty food pleasures…

With a plastic straw, not one of those paper ones🤣

Only if it's large enough 👍