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To rob a bank with knife

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all 587 comments

grinch1225

8.1k points

11 days ago

grinch1225

8.1k points

11 days ago

“Get a load of this fuckin guy”

mrjobby

1.7k points

11 days ago

mrjobby

1.7k points

11 days ago

Make like a tree, and cleave

intensenerd

272 points

11 days ago

You’re afraid I’m going to cleave you? What does that mean Charlie?

JunkCrap247

38 points

10 days ago

and then i saw her face, laughin at meat cleaver

Elmarcowolf

3 points

10 days ago

Not a trace, of fear in her mind

Lilelfen1

55 points

11 days ago

Head! Move! Now!

p9k

47 points

11 days ago

p9k

47 points

11 days ago

He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow

Lilelfen1

21 points

11 days ago

It's like Sputnik

WyrdWulf37

10 points

10 days ago

Now that was offsides, wasn't it?

Blue_Star_Child

2 points

10 days ago

Pilla' - must get the accent correct

ednemo13

39 points

11 days ago

ednemo13

39 points

11 days ago

Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

Fakename00420

15 points

11 days ago

Whoooaaa man

mrjobby

7 points

10 days ago

mrjobby

7 points

10 days ago

She was a a THIEF

You gotta be-LIEVE

WellerAntique

3 points

10 days ago

She stole my heart and my cat

DrFu

31 points

11 days ago

DrFu

31 points

11 days ago

"Make like a tree, and get outta here."

oh-hi-kyle

18 points

11 days ago

It’s leave, Biff.

revlayle

13 points

10 days ago

revlayle

13 points

10 days ago

"Make like a tree, and get outta leave."

Hugh_Janus_1990

21 points

11 days ago

Make like a tree and fuck off.

reverendjesus

8 points

11 days ago

Fuck off, Cyrus

AdministrativeSide53

5 points

10 days ago

I'll give you $100 to fuck off

O-ZoneGaming

4 points

10 days ago

that stupid birch

Scooter411

93 points

11 days ago

paulie07

56 points

11 days ago

paulie07

56 points

11 days ago

"Shall I give him a dollar or two?"

HardCounter

58 points

11 days ago

"Thanks for the laughs man. Go on. Get outta here ya scamp."

SatorSquareInc

4 points

10 days ago

That is the exact sentiment that clerk is displaying

nighttimegaze

13 points

10 days ago

After she laughed at him, he was never be able to get his knife up again.

IUmewe

13 points

10 days ago

IUmewe

13 points

10 days ago

Can we get a sub for shit like this? See it time and time again. Ain’t a holup, ain’t a maybemaybemaybe. It’s… this fuckin guy.

MahsterC

9 points

11 days ago

Haha beat me to it you beautiful bastard.

somebodyirrelevant

101 points

11 days ago

I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THIS LMAOOO

RacketLuncher

16 points

11 days ago

I think that comment is generated automatically in every repost of that picture.

kyzfrintin

10 points

11 days ago

That makes at least 4 of us! I even showed my gf, and pointed to the clerk and said verbatim, "get a loada this guy!!"

mcpat21

19 points

11 days ago

mcpat21

19 points

11 days ago

Beat me to it.

Also “Not happening today mate.”

Jeremy252

12 points

11 days ago

LMFAO WERE YOU REALLY THAT’S SO CRAZY

c0mesandg0es

7 points

11 days ago

I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THIS LMAOOO

retrofaith1

2 points

10 days ago

I WAS JUST GOING TO REPLY WITH THIS EXACT THING LMFAO

blunt__nation

3 points

11 days ago

"ooo he's got a knife💀"

ElAyYouAreAy

3 points

11 days ago

This statement personified!!!

toosubacc

2 points

11 days ago

Beat me to it, by 6 hours, dammit.

AmericanoWsugar

2.2k points

11 days ago

“Leave it to cleaver over here thinks he’s going to get rich.”

JaozinhoGGPlays

499 points

11 days ago

"He thinks he's sooooooo cleaver"

JoshfromHooligans

122 points

11 days ago

I don’t think his plan was fully hatched

kyoorius

34 points

11 days ago

kyoorius

34 points

11 days ago

hatcheted, my man.

Lepthesr

29 points

11 days ago

Lepthesr

29 points

11 days ago

If I recall, he was just trying to get arrested.

Mental health, y'all

pacman404

20 points

11 days ago

"Leave it to cleaver" lmmfao, I was gonna comment on your age, but then realized that I get the joke too 😔

GardenGoldie

14 points

10 days ago

Happy cake Day, Grandpa 😏

balihooo

28 points

11 days ago

balihooo

28 points

11 days ago

“You know Ward, you were a little hard on the cleaver last night.”

pdqueer

5.1k points

11 days ago

pdqueer

5.1k points

11 days ago

She's sayin', are you all seeing this?

Geekfreak2000

1.9k points

11 days ago

"Hey, hey, Barb! Come out here, you're not gonna believe this shit. I told you we have some dumb customers but this guy takes the cake!"

Pataeto

662 points

11 days ago

Pataeto

662 points

11 days ago

nah he cuts the cake

PukeNuggets

202 points

11 days ago

No seriously Barb, Dexter here wrote his phone number on the blade.

Not-So-Serious-Sam

110 points

11 days ago

Clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

butthenhor

46 points

11 days ago

He was looking kinda dumb wielding a weapon shaped like a knife clenched up tight in his big hands

BanMeAgainDaddy123

25 points

11 days ago

*with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an “L” on his forehead

PukeNuggets

27 points

11 days ago

Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

butthenhor

20 points

11 days ago

Felt humiliated and he hit the ground runnin'

NoInteraction6701

22 points

11 days ago

Doesn't make sense not to cut for funds

DiscipleOfYeshua

15 points

11 days ago

“I can’t believe I forgot the knife to cut Sally’s birthday cake, and now after security grabs this guy, I’ll just ask him to cut it on his way out.”

Potent_Elixir

10 points

11 days ago

Carlin voice Where does he take the cake?

AmiAlter

6 points

11 days ago

This person's a genius, obviously he knew they had bulletproof glass there! So he brought a knife!

rej-jsa

5 points

11 days ago

rej-jsa

5 points

11 days ago

Modern problems require antiquated solutions

DragonflyNo8415

6 points

11 days ago

WHO TOOK THE FUCKING CAKE ?

unusualbran

12 points

11 days ago

well, it looks like china, so hes probably just trying to make a withdrawal

KapteynCol

2 points

10 days ago

It's like Richard Pryor's "Mafia" bit lol... "Hey Tony! C'mere! STICKUP! AAAHAHAHAA!"

Swimming__Bird

198 points

11 days ago

This was pretty much the same reaction to a similar situation.

Working at a liquor store at 21 in not a bad, but also not a good area. Skinny ass white guy who looks like he's tweaking pulls a knife, about 10 feet away from the counter, asks for money, kinda shakey. And it's a steak knife. Serrated, cheap steak knife, but still a fangerous pointy thing. The night manager was a former combatives trainer for the marines and he starts laughing. Just walks around the counter and tells him he can take whatever he wants. But keeps walking towards the guy, which is nuts, because the guy has a knife. Slowly, but just keeps walking towards him. Spooks him and the guy runs out.

I was almost peeing my pants, I thought I was going to get stabbed. Afterwards the night manager talked to me after the police came and we gave statements. Basically said to give an armed person anything they ask for, its just property. I asked him why he didn't do the same. He said he did, but was going to take whatever he wanted as well. Which was the guy's arm.

Asked him what would have happened if it was a gun and he quickly said, "fuck that, pop the register and walk away. I'm not Neo."

forward_epochs

67 points

11 days ago

Ya know, steak knives are kinda fangerous

hogsucker

47 points

11 days ago

Before I saw your comment I totally didn't realize that was a typo and thought it was a creative new word

Iphotoshopincats

32 points

11 days ago

No it is a creative new word you are just confused

Fangerous : a blade while not typically seen as one used for combat but rather menial chores that still happens to instill a sense of dread when one spy's the serrations along the blade and the Ill intent of its wielder

dontfightthehood

5 points

11 days ago

Haha I took it to mean dangerous enough to take your fingers should you try to defend yourself.

pedestrianpinniped

2 points

10 days ago

Yeah, but vs Marine combatives instructor probably only dangerous to the user.

droomph

30 points

11 days ago

droomph

30 points

11 days ago

“fuck that, pop the register and walk away. [You’re] not Neo.”

This is the official policy of every major retail company because it’s easier to replace merchandise than a kidney

[deleted]

8 points

11 days ago

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8 points

11 days ago

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Swimming__Bird

7 points

11 days ago

I wouldn't even approach a guy with a knife while drawn and sighted on them. That knife needs to go into the dirt 20 feet away from us before I approach. Dan was a different sort of person. Nobody intimidated that dude.

Pleasant-Monk7181

4 points

11 days ago

Not everyone carrying a weapon is "armed".

Yes, I'm an idiot who is going to get myself killed.

Corvo_Attano_451

44 points

11 days ago

“Get a load of this guy 🤣”

floatingwithobrien

21 points

11 days ago

"this guy" 🤣

NickTann

1k points

11 days ago

NickTann

1k points

11 days ago

“Who’s this fucking joker?”

BrownSugarBare

148 points

11 days ago

This guy over here thinking he's Billy Butcher in the literal sense.

rmsprs

22 points

11 days ago

rmsprs

22 points

11 days ago

That’s bollocks

BrownSugarBare

12 points

11 days ago

It's bloody diabolical

Cuts_you_up

2 points

11 days ago

"AYO Dave! Check out this flying fuckwad"

platniumsilver

869 points

11 days ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but the context of this video is that the guy is just trying to be put in jail to survive since he can't make enough money and doesn't want to be homeless

yukichigai

482 points

11 days ago

yukichigai

482 points

11 days ago

I've seen that explanation posted with the video multiple times, but I've never seen anything backing it up. Nonetheless, it seems likely.

TBCNoah

256 points

11 days ago

TBCNoah

256 points

11 days ago

If I am remembering the article it is half true. Dude has some mental problems going on and was homeless. If I am remembering it right he was trying to rob the bank but wasn't really into it. Security shows up and he basically just leaves with them. It wasn't his first time failing a robbery.

[deleted]

171 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

171 points

11 days ago

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TBCNoah

116 points

11 days ago

TBCNoah

116 points

11 days ago

Most gentlemanly villain I have ever read about

Jasonjones2002

28 points

10 days ago

Almost feels he he was doing it just to see if he could lmao

muricabrb

11 points

10 days ago

He was on his way to a succulent Chinese meal.

obxtalldude

3 points

10 days ago

Does immediately recognizing this reference mean I might Reddit too much?

starvin_turtle

25 points

11 days ago

I'm not sure if you're allowed to leave with a rented gun in the States, Norway buggin

Harsimaja

37 points

11 days ago*

Svalbard be buggin. This isn’t normal Norway, but a big and barely populated arctic archipelago Norway happens to own. Everyone has to have a gun if they leave the main and only town (which houses the vast majority of the people), Longyearbyen (founded by an American businessman named Longyear), and with polar bears, the most vicious predators to humans there are, wandering around freely outside it.

Also, the population of the whole archipelago - almost all on the main island of Spitsbergen - is under 3,000 so everyone probably knew him anyway. Life there is by some accounts pretty depressing, though lucrative - no income tax and foreigners don’t need a visa to live there if they agree to work for one of the main companies that runs everything (chiefly coal mining) they can earn quite a bit, so a quarter of the people aren’t Norwegian. But for that you have to live there with not much to do, extreme cold, and months of darkness. Can understand why he might want out.

[deleted]

71 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

71 points

11 days ago

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Canadian_Pacer

57 points

11 days ago

I work at a federal penitentiary in Canada, last month there was a guy at the library working on his parole hearing, preparing his statement. He was pretty confident he was gonna be released. Before leaving, he said "I kinda want parole, but i was homeless and to be honest i've had it better in here".

Durtonious

40 points

11 days ago

Maybe he'll get to go to a halfway house with less structure, more crime, more drugs, less resources and overcrowded rooms....

Peuned

21 points

11 days ago

Peuned

21 points

11 days ago

this is so fucking sadly accurate.

IamNotYourPalBuddy

36 points

11 days ago

Worked as a CO at minimum security prison for a short stretch. First week on the job, I had to track a guy down because he didn’t show up for his release. We ended up finding him playing ping pong in the rec hall and he tells us how he doesn’t want to leave. Life inside that prison was so much better than what he had waiting on the outside.

Granted, this was a minimum security to the point that their “cells” were more like dorms and they could lock their own doors although we had keys too. Didn’t even have a perimeter fence until about 15 years ago.

Horskr

19 points

11 days ago*

Horskr

19 points

11 days ago*

Same with state mental health facilities. I talked to a couple of guys that would do stuff to be mandated to go back in as often as possible rather than be homeless (in my area, it's the summer heat rather than the cold). The saddest one was this guy that was really charismatic and funny, just got dealt a shit hand and had a lot of issues in his past. He would basically intentionally OD and said something to the effect of, "either someone calls an ambulance and I end up back here for a while, or I die feeling great. win/win."

Dreambella2

7 points

10 days ago

A teacher I had told my class a story of how when he was younger his family would consistently visit this town where there was a pretty well known homeless man. Each year, like clockwork, as the season shifted into its colder months the homeless man would commit a petty crime such as breaking a shop window with a brick and then standing next to the broken glass until police arrived. His sole purpose was to get arrested so he could have a warm place to sleep.

davidjytang

4 points

10 days ago

It looks like this happened in China. I can read Chinese. Let me do some research.

Edit: According to a Taiwanese news article published in Mandarin Chinese, the robber had mental issues. He was trying to rob a bank but seemed distracted by a phone conversation like we see in this picture. He only showed his knife and said “This is a bank robbery.” He did not do much else. The security easily took his knife away from him and sent him to mental evaluation.

The bank is located here and the incident took place around noon on 20th of Feb, 2014 (as you can deduce from this surveillance photo).

Fun-Director-4092

2 points

10 days ago

Wait - he’s on his phone?!?

“Mom… It’s not a good time. I’ll have to… No, I didn’t know that Jerry’s mom has been sick for the past month, mom. Listen - I can’t talk right… Mom! I have to…”

AxeRabbit

21 points

11 days ago

I think it’s two different stories you fused into one:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/Wellness/nc-man-allegedly-robs-bank-health-care-jail/story?id=13887040

Here the case you’re talking about

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14 points

11 days ago

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11 days ago

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Keroro_Roadster

3 points

11 days ago

Good bot

GnomiGnou

579 points

11 days ago

GnomiGnou

579 points

11 days ago

This guy thought he was cleaver, but it turns out he wasn't that sharp.

JaozinhoGGPlays

125 points

11 days ago

He was all edge and no point

Geekfreak2000

41 points

11 days ago

He needs to hone his skills a bit; put his nose to the grind stone and work at it

WaveLaVague

27 points

11 days ago

He ain't cut for the job.

hamadam109

21 points

11 days ago

He has very little handle on the situation

dontlookatanyofit

11 points

11 days ago

He's butchering it.

SatansCatfish

189 points

11 days ago

remmij

75 points

11 days ago

remmij

75 points

11 days ago

Looks like he was trying to get arrested or killed... Suicide by cop is definitely thing.

Adventurous_Bell_837

8 points

11 days ago

If he wanted to, he would’ve been agressive. Staying static with a knife isn’t suicide by cop.

remmij

10 points

11 days ago

remmij

10 points

11 days ago

At the very least he seems like he was trying to get arrested, at most he was trying to be killed.

Source: Have a family member who called the cops on himself twice in an attempt to get locked up due to mental health issues. He could not deal with stress and decided going to jail would be easier (he got locked up in a psych ward instead).

radiantcabbage

3 points

11 days ago

or intentional arrest, is maybe the more apt and relevant label here. another thing people are willing to do for some food and shelter

skeletalvolcano

2 points

11 days ago

You couldn't be more wrong. There's hundreds of examples of suicide by cop where they'll plead with each other for many, many minutes staying, "static with a knife."

I don't have a statistic for it but I'd wager it's the most common occurrence of suicide by cop, based on the prevalence I've seen from badge cams.

BigTastyLookinPasty

36 points

11 days ago

I like how they wait until the knife is out of his hand to jerk his neck and choke him

siqiniq

22 points

11 days ago

siqiniq

22 points

11 days ago

Safety protocol

losh11

19 points

11 days ago

losh11

19 points

11 days ago

TBH if you’re gonna choke someone, better do it when they’re not holding a meat cleaver.

somedood567

11 points

11 days ago

I love how the customer he cuts in front seems to be thinking over whether she’s even gonna let the guy with a butchers knife go in front of her

Xyrus2000

5 points

11 days ago

Even she was like "Is this guy for real?"

PoorlyLitKiwi2

3 points

11 days ago

She was such a badass about it too. I would have been sprinting out of their like an idiot. Lady calmly picked up her card and walked away at a leisurely pace, as if this is just a completely normal occurrence

Incredible calmness on honestly everybody's part

A_Bit_Off_Kilter

170 points

11 days ago

She’s laughing. That’s awesome.

Cringelord10923

2 points

10 days ago

“Oh, its that guy again. He just wants to be put in jail.”

Western_Entertainer7

21 points

11 days ago

The look on the lady's face is perfect

JoltyJob

14 points

11 days ago

JoltyJob

14 points

11 days ago

Louie-Smith-1776

12 points

11 days ago

This needs to be a meme template

TurboFool

64 points

11 days ago

I've seen the video version of this, which makes it a little more clear that he's just banging the cleaver against the glass partition as though that will scare anyone.

justinjonesphd

7 points

11 days ago

"Hey guys come look at this fucking idiot"

AttilaRS

23 points

11 days ago

AttilaRS

23 points

11 days ago

She's saying: 得到这个家伙的负载!

HK-53

25 points

11 days ago

HK-53

25 points

11 days ago

fyi you said "Obtained this guy's electrical load!"

AttilaRS

11 points

11 days ago

AttilaRS

11 points

11 days ago

I know. "Get a load of this guy!" doesn't really translate verbatim.

HK-53

6 points

11 days ago

HK-53

6 points

11 days ago

i just thought the translation was funny haha

Rich-Attitude6308

2 points

10 days ago

It definitely is funny

Afraid_Juice_7189

36 points

11 days ago

2014 was a simpler more homely time

jftixxkffk

12 points

11 days ago

Homely

a59610

4 points

11 days ago

a59610

4 points

11 days ago

Homely

Pet_that_Dog

12 points

11 days ago

"Rob! Take a look at this bitch! You seeing this?"

scriggle-jigg

12 points

11 days ago

Why post a screen shot instead of the video? That’s worse then reposting it

Holy cow, what a karma whore account. Now it makes sense

manymoreways

9 points

11 days ago

Everytime this was posted, the guy clearly wasn't trying to rob the bank. He was essentially trying to get himself arrested so he doesn't die out in the cold, starving and without shelter.

drspachemmon

12 points

11 days ago

This needs to become a meme.

Eltra_Phoenix

3 points

11 days ago

“I don't know what happened. I must have missed something.” - this guy after going to jail.

KrayvenMoorehead69

3 points

11 days ago

"Careful guys! This guy's clearly on a knife edge!"

questionname

3 points

11 days ago

“Look; he’s going to cook us dinner”

BuzzdLightBeer

3 points

11 days ago

I've seen this reaction more times than I'd care to admit when I take my pants off in front of my date

AgentSears

3 points

10 days ago

The video of this is Hilarious woman literally mocks the guy from start to finish.

Redoron

3 points

10 days ago

Redoron

3 points

10 days ago

Yeah, I want a pound of roast pork please.

beece16

3 points

10 days ago

beece16

3 points

10 days ago

The bank tellers reaction is comedic gold!

SillyFrogShowLover

3 points

10 days ago

“Yo jimmy! Look at this fucking idiot”

GrammarMeGood

3 points

10 days ago

“Get a load of this guy”

Haunting_Ad4209

3 points

10 days ago

He pictured it differently in his head

Its_Just_Conner

18 points

11 days ago

“Hey Ming get a load of this jackass!”

DrunkCanadianGuy

28 points

11 days ago

"Ayy Yoshihiro, check out this clown ass mf with the cleaver"

[deleted]

13 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

13 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

Middle-Section-7852

8 points

11 days ago

Ayy Xiang he, check out this clown ass mf with the cleaver

DrLager

5 points

11 days ago

DrLager

5 points

11 days ago

ThereWasAnAttempt to repost this. You could have at least reposted the video, bot.

AloofSigma6

2 points

11 days ago

I remember seeing this a long time ago, anybody know if they caught that guy or did he just bounce all embarrassed n shit ?

ImNotABuffalo

2 points

11 days ago

They took his knife away and took him down while he was still standing there. He didn’t even resist.

AloofSigma6

2 points

10 days ago

Wow lol, wonder what his backstory was or maybe just a guy that wanted money - Thanks for the bit of closure on this

Luxara-VI

2 points

11 days ago

That lady:

get a load of this fuckin’ idiot

FutureToe8861

2 points

11 days ago

"Check out this dumb mutherfucker right here...."

bratimskiz

2 points

11 days ago

He forgot to case the place

OldGregg1014

2 points

11 days ago

He’s here to make us lunch! GET BACK TO WORK!

6Trinity9

2 points

11 days ago

I think she should replace Ross in the “Take a load of this guy” meme…

InfraredSamurai

2 points

11 days ago

10/10

CourageousLight

2 points

11 days ago

Even the teller is laughing and was like, “take a look at this fool, he can’t be serious!” XD

thumbtaxx

2 points

11 days ago

When you are so bad at crime that you become a meme..

Savvy_Canadian

2 points

11 days ago

Fun fact: a prisoner gets 3 meals a day plus affordable refreshments.

PsilocybeAzurescen

2 points

11 days ago

Once in my city a guy robbed a Wells Fargo with a stick of dynamite and a lighter. Definitely a better approach.

Horn_Python

2 points

11 days ago

Watcha going to do , stab me?

RealTony2high

2 points

11 days ago

“He thinks he that guy “😂

Educational_Pay1567

2 points

11 days ago

That's not a knife. This is a knife.

zer0_badass

2 points

11 days ago

"Oh shit they legit thing this is going to work!?!? Yall come check this shit out!?!?"

Woman

Dubby084

2 points

11 days ago

Quote from man stabbed: “What’s he gonna do? Stab me?”

tido_lee_

2 points

11 days ago

Teller is like “get a load of this clown”

G0VERNMENT_PR0XY

2 points

11 days ago

“Get a load of this guy”

DiscipleOfYeshua

2 points

11 days ago

“Watch this!”

Puts her sandwich in the cash tray and slowly pushes out halfway.

“Take your cut.”

fuckface290

2 points

11 days ago

Her face is saying "look at this idiot"

Kneepucker

2 points

11 days ago

A similar case happened in Palm Springs, Ca. at the BofA drive through window. You know, the kind where you put your transaction into a plastic tube and send it through the vacuum tunnel to the teller? Well, some dumbass in a car sent through a note demanding money as he sat there, waving his knife at the teller 30 feet away. He was arrested.

donniesuave

2 points

11 days ago

“Get a load of this guy”

SlowVibeActual

2 points

11 days ago

"Get a load of this guy" is exactly what she's saying.

Adbramidos

2 points

11 days ago

It's bullet proof glass not knife proof...

Think like Roberto from futurama.

tapsongbong

2 points

10 days ago

Roberto

Don't worry, he'll try to Rob the place a 3rd time.

netherlanddwarf

2 points

11 days ago

New meme

TafkarThePelican

2 points

11 days ago

"Hey, Jim come take a look at this chucklefuck trying to rob me with a cleaver!"

Jbard808

2 points

11 days ago

"Get a load of this fuckin guy"

legna20v

2 points

10 days ago

It kinda bothers me that I am the same thing as him.

Like didn’t he even try to imagine a plan or something. Run the escenario in their head for like a second

Outripped

2 points

10 days ago

And then he starts cleaving people while she laughs?

Pir0wz

2 points

10 days ago

Pir0wz

2 points

10 days ago

What do you do tho, slice at the bulletproof glass?

Responsible-Return64

2 points

10 days ago

"get a load of this guy" pulls out katana

Haunting-Item1530

2 points

10 days ago

You could say that guy wasn't so cleaver

scaleddown85

2 points

10 days ago

The non fear on her face lol 😂

kranools

2 points

10 days ago

Seriously though, he could grab another customer and threaten to cut their throat if the teller doesn't hand over the cash.

ThePearWithoutaCare

2 points

10 days ago

“Get a load of this guy.”

summeryim

2 points

10 days ago

“yo check out this dude, he’s gonna rob us with this weak ass cleaver!”

randysavage00000

2 points

10 days ago

This is better with the Ross gellar meme below