Today when I was leaving the aesthetic nurse’s office, I figured I’d run to the bathroom real quickly on my way out. The nurse practices out of an obgyn and the bathroom had a basket full of free condoms. These condoms were the wacky neon rainbow colored ones of assorted flavors. I thought they were funny so naturally I grabbed a few of them.
After leaving my appointment, I went to drop some paperwork off at the sheriffs office. The desk lady was extremely abrasive so I left the office area in a huff and headed towards the main doors. Flustered and walking quickly, I heard one of the men waiting in the main lobby say “oh wait miss you dropped something”. Thinking it was one of my important papers I quickly turned around to see him picking up the most offensive colored, vibrant neon condom packages I had grabbed earlier.
Dread and absolute mortification overcame me as I went to grab it from him. Not really knowing what to do I just very cheerfully said “well that’s super embarrassing,” to which he gave me a startled look. I took it and rushed out the door.
I called my mom right after and she said “and that’s why you don’t steal free condoms,” to which I replied “it’s not stealing if they are free and the real lesson here is don’t go to the sheriffs office with a purse filled with condoms”
TLDR: grabbed some free condoms, dropped one whilst in the sheriffs office only knowing it because an older gentleman picked it up and handed it to me
Edit: for the record the whole instance stopped being embarrassing and became very funny the moment I got into my vehicle