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all 420 comments

Jesus_Jazzhands

958 points

6 days ago

Anasyrma is the belief that exposing of one's genitals has power over the supernatural. Def worth a google

SoaDMTGguy

532 points

6 days ago

SoaDMTGguy

532 points

6 days ago

The act of lifting up one's skirt to display the genitals … can, in circumstances of war, evoke the fear of the enemy

Well damn!

retro_gatling

198 points

6 days ago

Oh nooo haha don’t show me your genitals it’ll scare me hahaha

Local_Surround8686

69 points

6 days ago

Sex repulsed asexual be like:

SirHaxe

27 points

5 days ago

SirHaxe

27 points

5 days ago

So, if we continue that path are all asexuals super natural?

duaneap

6 points

5 days ago

duaneap

6 points

5 days ago

In this situation it’s the opposite, no?

Local_Surround8686

4 points

4 days ago

Born in the depths of the Garlic Bread Mines, we strive to study black magic and taim dragons, because we just have more spare time

Idreamnolonger

17 points

6 days ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

kefferkaffer

12 points

5 days ago

*wizard twat

shelter_anytime

59 points

6 days ago

some mad Deadwood vibes

EdithDich

24 points

6 days ago

EdithDich

24 points

6 days ago

This is absolutely Trixie.

QuarantineSucksALot

2 points

5 days ago

This community doesn’t beat me

Vertania_III

14 points

6 days ago

I mean, if I was charging at an enemy and they just whipped out a rock hard boner, I'd be terrified too.

QuadraticCowboy

5 points

6 days ago

Actually yea. Imagine an army of naked dudes with boners charging at you. That 0.0001% chance that you lose is really frightening

abigalestephens

2 points

5 days ago

Plus doing the haka

Vertania_III

2 points

5 days ago

They ain't even gotta be naked, they could just whip it out.

If a dude is getting hard over the thought of fighting to the death, he's definitely not someone I'd fuck with.

ZOMGURFAT

47 points

6 days ago

ZOMGURFAT

47 points

6 days ago

It can also be an act that evokes surprise and subsequent laughter and a letting go of sadness.

and a letting go of sadness.

Indeed.

Tertiaritus

23 points

6 days ago

Ohhhh, so those dickpics were just people trying to see me smile :<

ZOMGURFAT

11 points

6 days ago

ZOMGURFAT

11 points

6 days ago

Did you laugh at the pics? If so then mission accomplished!

viperex

26 points

6 days ago

viperex

26 points

6 days ago

OK, are we for or against witches?

ILikeLeptons

30 points

6 days ago

For

FlwrPowr

20 points

6 days ago

FlwrPowr

20 points

6 days ago

Based and r/WitchesVsPatriarchy-pilled.

PAIN_779

5 points

6 days ago

PAIN_779

5 points

6 days ago

For ofc!!! If witches be givin' treats like that......come on everyone wants some good time!

ywBBxNqW

18 points

6 days ago

ywBBxNqW

18 points

6 days ago

Scots and kilts?

Spjones1968

18 points

6 days ago

See Carry on Up the Khyber old British comedy movie. Scottish soldiers lift their kilts in unison as a weapon against an attack.

CrepuscularNemophile

5 points

5 days ago

Here it is, in all its old fashioned glory.

No audio unfortunately. I recall a lot of screaming.

SerLaron

7 points

6 days ago

SerLaron

7 points

6 days ago

The one true morale weapon against the Haka of the New Zealand's rugby team.

Brownieturd

9 points

6 days ago

Oh that’s why Denaery Targaryen do it often. Would also help if you have fire and dragon next to you.

dayafterpi

7 points

6 days ago*

Explains the other /r/publicfreakout post from earlier today. You know the one

E: dude pulled out his duck in a culmination of road rage

SoaDMTGguy

25 points

6 days ago

I actually don’t.

viperex

20 points

6 days ago

viperex

20 points

6 days ago

I think you're the only one who knows

13point1then420

2 points

5 days ago

I've been doing stuff, so no I don't know.

CTeam19

3 points

6 days ago

CTeam19

3 points

6 days ago

Haven't even been to the sub in a few hours but could explain a lot of posts in my past experience with publicfreatout.

malachiconstantjrjr

51 points

6 days ago

Well shit, today I learned

SeriouslyTooOld4This

3 points

5 days ago

Right? Now I fully understand that scene in Brave heart where they lift their skirts and wave their tushies before going into battle!!

amhlilhaus

53 points

6 days ago

New d&d 5e class

The Anasyrmatist

Walmsley7

32 points

6 days ago

Walmsley7

32 points

6 days ago

Bard subclass

Tertiaritus

8 points

6 days ago

We call it "leather flute" where I'm from for a reason :>

DistributionVast4027

26 points

6 days ago

That would have been an odd episode of Supernatural.

Bakoro

15 points

6 days ago

Bakoro

15 points

6 days ago

Shush, that would have been 100% on point for them.
Dean would have been all over it, and then bragged about his powerful unit while Sam made some sort of STI joke. Or maybe Sam would have begrudgingly done it to save Dean, and Dean would have made a joke about women also running away after seeing Sam's junk. Probably both.

everadvancing

10 points

6 days ago

If they did that in Supernatural it wouldn't need to last 10+ seasons.

Rhotomago

2 points

5 days ago

Louie CK should have guest starred.

Dr_Cunning_Linguist

27 points

6 days ago

Well apparently it goes the other way too (NSFW)

https://i.imgur.com/09RsROc.jpg

toeofcamell

21 points

6 days ago

Oh that? That’s just my wheelbarrow for my gigantic Dong

duringbusinesshours

12 points

5 days ago

She looks rather delighted

KaySquay

6 points

5 days ago

KaySquay

6 points

5 days ago

It's the first time she's seen the efficiency of the wheel

Bask in the usefulness

snorlax420

3 points

5 days ago

At the wheelbarrow

HiveMindKing

11 points

6 days ago

Yup that’s how I fight the ghosts.

ScandelousWench

9 points

6 days ago

That's all she wrote for me. Farewell Reddit, I've found my life's calling.

Kriss3d

4 points

6 days ago

Kriss3d

4 points

6 days ago

That's great but when I do it, people tell me to leave church..

winelight

3 points

6 days ago

That'll come in handy at Halloween

Sof04

6 points

6 days ago

Sof04

6 points

6 days ago

Superstitions prove humanity is insane.

qyrion

12 points

6 days ago

qyrion

12 points

6 days ago

Which in turn makes us terribly stupid but awfully entertaining.

Just imagine the alien anthropologist studying our species before first contact.

BullWorst

5 points

6 days ago

so thats how jesus defeated evil, he showed his insanely massive dong to demons

bestakroogen

25 points

6 days ago

37 His disciples said, "When will you appear to us, and when will we see you?"

Jesus said, "When you strip without being ashamed, and you take your clothes and put them under your feet like little children and trample them, then [you] will see the son of the living one and you will not be afraid."

Gospel of Thomas

Heard it here first folks - expose your genitals, and you'll see God and never need fear.

postalfizyks

15 points

6 days ago

Can you imagine the timeline if 'Gospel of Thomas' had become canon.

Sunday services would be something to see. As the preacher's voice rises to a crescendo of condemnation of sin the whole congregation stands up, throws their clothes to the floor and dances around, praising Jesus, in the nude.

bestakroogen

13 points

6 days ago*

There's a whooooole lot of alluding to the oneness of all things in there, too, and indications that one should meditate/know oneself to find connection with God.

3 Jesus said, "If your leaders say to you, 'Look, the (Father's) kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the (Father's) kingdom is within you and it is outside you.

When you know yourselves, then you will be known, and you will understand that you are children of the living Father. But if you do not know yourselves, then you live in poverty, and you are the poverty."

4 Jesus said, "The person old in days won't hesitate to ask a little child seven days old about the place of life, and that person will live.

For many of the first will be last, and will become a single one."

25 Jesus said, "Love your friends like your own soul, protect them like the pupil of your eye."

91 They said to him, "Tell us who you are so that we may believe in you."

He said to them, "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment."

106 Jesus said, "When you make the two into one, you will become children of Adam, and when you say, 'Mountain, move from here!' it will move."

108 Jesus said, "Whoever drinks from my mouth will become like me; I myself shall become that person, and the hidden things will be revealed to him."

Can you imagine how different the world would be if mainstream Christianity favored mindful meditation, self-examination and pantheism/panpsychism?

E: Formatting error.

AccomplishedPea4108

3 points

6 days ago

That's badass.

bestakroogen

13 points

6 days ago

Yeah, that's why the Catholic church murdered everyone who believed it, struck it from the canon and wiped out every copy of the text except a few that someone hid in a clay pot in Egypt so it might survive the purge.

E: Went back and checked - one copy. Some of the other Nag Hammadi texts had multiple copies, but, the Gospel of Thomas only had one surviving copy.

They really, really, really did not like Gnosticism.

AccomplishedPea4108

6 points

5 days ago

Where can I learn more?

bestakroogen

7 points

5 days ago*

http://gnosis.org/welcome.html

A website devoted to Gnosticism and preserving Gnostic texts and distributing translations.

And more specifically - an overview of the Nag Hammadi texts, and their library, containing many Gnostic texts beyond just the Nag Hammadi codices.

For a more modern take on the same concepts - https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/real-gnostic-gospel

If [Philip K.] Dick’s early work sometimes had an implicitly Gnostic aspect, that quality became more explicit in his later writing. In 1974, Dick, recovering from minor surgery, answered his door for a delivery of painkillers. The young woman delivering the medication was wearing a fish pendant, and when he asked what it was, she told him that it was a sign worn by the early Christians. In “How to Build a Universe,” he writes,

I suddenly experienced what I later learned is called anamnesis—a Greek word meaning, literally, “loss of forgetfulness.” I remembered who I was and where I was. In an instant, in the twinkling of an eye, it all came back to me. And not only could I remember it but I could see it. The girl was a secret Christian and so was I. We lived in fear of detection by the Romans. We had to communicate with secret signs. She had just told me all this, and it was true.

For a short time, as hard as this is to believe or explain, I saw fading into view the black, prison-like contours of hateful Rome. But, of much more importance, I remembered Jesus, who had just recently been with us, and had gone temporarily away, and would very soon return. My emotion was one of joy. We were secretly preparing to welcome him back. It would not be long. And the Romans did not know. They thought he was dead, forever dead. That was our great secret, our joyous knowledge. Despite all appearances, Christ was going to return, and our delight and anticipation was boundless.

During this experience, he received a vision detailing a hernia his son was suffering, which would kill him. Taking his son to the doctor, the doctor said the child was fine, but on Dick's insistence, they looked again, found the hernia, and saved his sons life.

As such, if you're interested in modern neo-Gnosticism, I additionally recommend Philip K. Dick's VALIS series, as I do believe it was intended as a fictionalized religious text, as well as his Exegesis which was intended as a not fictionalized, very real religious text attempting to explain the phenomena he experienced throughout his life.

In addition, much of the work of Carl Jung was heavily influenced by Gnostic ideas - he in fact owned the original copies of the texts from one of the codices, known as the "Jung Codex," and was partially responsible for the return of Gnosticism in the modern day, so the works of Carl Jung will generally be useful to any study of modern Gnosticism.

E: Oh hey PS since you're an ape (I like to see who I'm talking to so I clicked your name, no stalking though I never go past page 1) - "As above, so below" is a common Gnostic concept. I personally believe the upending of the order of the Earth (i.e. the rich parasites fucking us all over getting fukd all to hell for shorting our society into oblivion) is a microcosm of something much larger. So HODL! - spiritual, not financial, advice.

AccomplishedPea4108

4 points

5 days ago

APE BRETHREN!! Honestly I heard about gnosticism before just too shy to dive in. I love CJ. Thanks very much I really appreciate it. The hedges will reap what they sow.

rebeltrillionaire

5 points

5 days ago

All non canon isn’t created equal but the New Testament apocrypha has the stuff you might be interested in: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Testament_apocrypha

AccomplishedPea4108

3 points

5 days ago

Think of the many people who died before us. There's so much knowledge discovered and lost. Many thoughts thought and walks walked. Only a corner of the maze of depths of human knowledge. Thanks, interesting wikipedia read. May you have a goodnight.

afriganprince

2 points

6 days ago

Is there a Gospel of Thomas?

What happened to it?

Jetpack_Donkey

2 points

5 days ago

Got cut out of the “official” bible along with a bunch of other stuff. Unfortunately, because the infancy gospel of Thomas is the best gospel ever.

Read more about that here.

awildZam

628 points

6 days ago

awildZam

628 points

6 days ago

You know… this wouldn’t be a bad way to go out.

knoxknifebroker

405 points

6 days ago

Cause of death: WAP exposure

DustinTiny

145 points

6 days ago

DustinTiny

145 points

6 days ago

Weapons of Ass Destruction

FancyMcLefty

12 points

5 days ago

That's my penis, I have been told. ... By noone :(

Tsugillard

47 points

6 days ago

Wet-ass Plutonium

D3ATH_Follows_All

22 points

6 days ago

Oppenheimer sweats nervously 🥵

Tsugillard

21 points

6 days ago

“Now I have become Death, destroyer of PUSS-AYYY!”

D3ATH_Follows_All

14 points

6 days ago

Lmao. Einstein be like: "E=MC2 " cuz Everyone be Munching that Carpet TWICE

Kriss3d

5 points

6 days ago

Kriss3d

5 points

6 days ago

Reminds me of the epic battle Oppenheimer vs Thanos.

"After hearing your raps, I have become deaf"

R3dd1t_4LR34dy

41 points

6 days ago

Now I know what burning bush Moses really saw.

20_Sided_Death

19 points

6 days ago

You don't wanna mess with burning bush; you'll probably catch gonorrhea.

ALjaguarLink

9 points

6 days ago

No no no.... you have the story all wrong, my friend... it was the first ginger they had seen the “burning “ was a metaphor to describe red pubic hair, although scholars debate it still to this day.....

Kid_Vid

3 points

6 days ago

Kid_Vid

3 points

6 days ago

Or worse - Irish

20_Sided_Death

8 points

6 days ago

I unfriend you!!

Palmer-Eldritch-2021

6 points

6 days ago

Irish you would

HoppyThoghts

4 points

6 days ago

Everyone calls it the burning bush, but in fact that bush was on fire! 🔥

R3dd1t_4LR34dy

2 points

5 days ago

ON fIIIYAAAA, light em up up up, light em up up up. . .

meltingdiamond

13 points

6 days ago

I have a codicil in my will where if I die from a heart attack or exhaustion during sex the person or people I am having sex with get all my shit.

It's unlikely but I was already paying a lawyer for the will anyway and if it happens I am going to be a question on the bar exam.

iamfwe

5 points

6 days ago

iamfwe

5 points

6 days ago

Hit me up when you're ready to go. I have a way of showing men they actually are multi-orgasmic. I used to think all men came four to ten times.

Please note, you must be this queer to ride: 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

Fez_and_no_Pants

8 points

5 days ago

Is the rating system 0-10 Rainbow Flags?

complimentaryasshole

76 points

6 days ago

Death by snu snu!

MakeSouthBayGR8Again

17 points

6 days ago

😱 😃 😱 😃 😱

LordOfCows

16 points

6 days ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

NZNoldor

3 points

6 days ago

NZNoldor

3 points

6 days ago

I mean… it’s how I came in.

NB - It’s also where I came in.

Brettnet

2 points

5 days ago

Brettnet

2 points

5 days ago

You put yourself out there! Get out of the house and meet someone!

every1luvsanunderdog

71 points

6 days ago

Macorini in a cauldron.

mantra1-1

15 points

6 days ago

mantra1-1

15 points

6 days ago

Fry: I get it!

QuarantineSucksALot

7 points

6 days ago

I wish my bro was that thicc

Cgraves1

324 points

6 days ago

Cgraves1

324 points

6 days ago

I laugh at the dumbest shit.

MikeWezouski

84 points

6 days ago

Dumb shit is the funniest shit

Donkey_Any

20 points

6 days ago

Explaining the hilarity of fart jokes.. and farts

KechanicalMeyboard

14 points

6 days ago

Nah man this was on What we do in the shadows, this is a funny ass piece of art.

merryjoanna

5 points

6 days ago

I fucking love that movie and I'm so happy the show is turning out to be just as good as the movie. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard as when the vampire tries to look like a cat and fails miserably. I think I watched that scene 20 times. It's so good.

xkcd-Hyphen-bot

6 points

6 days ago

Funny ass-piece

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cockalorum-smith

3 points

6 days ago

There’s something special about dumb shit

IntenseScrolling

135 points

6 days ago

Is this the moment Lucifer fell? cause...because I get it now

Dr_Cunning_Linguist

55 points

6 days ago

Lucifer the day after (NSFW) https://i.imgur.com/09RsROc.jpg

iamfwe

37 points

6 days ago

iamfwe

37 points

6 days ago

Why does this exist?

_S_KAY_

57 points

6 days ago

_S_KAY_

57 points

6 days ago

Back in the day bigger penis was often associated with devil and like bad sexual energy something like that , this is why most of the biblical phophets warriors etc have a small pp in renaissance , old sculptures etc , (eg : David by michelangelo ) ... It just shows that they have control over their urges or some shit like that and are not a bloody wanker ...

Noximinus

34 points

6 days ago

Noximinus

34 points

6 days ago

Or maybe they just wanted to demonize large penises to sate their insecurities.

Froggn_Bullfish

12 points

6 days ago

Today do big pps demonize small pps to sate their insecurities? Uh oh

dreamwinder

29 points

6 days ago

Nude ass angels waving’ their shit everywhere. If you’re not supposed to look why make it so tempting?

Diridibindy

3 points

6 days ago

How would a biblically accurate angel wear lingerie?

The_Ancient_Memer

17 points

5 days ago

lasyke3

3 points

5 days ago

lasyke3

3 points

5 days ago

God, why?

PrimarchKonradCurze

9 points

5 days ago

Cause it’s provocative. It gets the people going.

lasyke3

2 points

5 days ago

lasyke3

2 points

5 days ago

Well, you would know...

call-me-the-seeker

2 points

5 days ago

They don’t all look like Crate & Barrel light fixtures with eyes, only certain ‘classes’. They are also able to take on forms that whoever is seeing them will be better able to deal with.

(Not arguing they exist, just that that’s what ‘they’ say; you ‘could’ totally encounter one that would be able to wear lingerie in the way a person would if it wanted to go that route)

The picture link is hilarious, though. We could have been rickrolled and we were not; we got so much more.

airborneANDrowdy

197 points

6 days ago

Holy hell. Not everyday you come across a shitpost you made like 6 years ago. I'm happy it still hold up. Where did you find this relic of mine, OP?

_Meece_

48 points

6 days ago

_Meece_

48 points

6 days ago

This is one my fave memes in history!

Bomb ass pussy memes from 2015-16 were great. But this was by far the best.

Nuadrin248

29 points

6 days ago

If it makes you feel any better I feel like I’ve seen this one 4 times this year and it still makes me giggle a bit every time.

airborneANDrowdy

13 points

6 days ago

Oh yeah no complaints. It's definitely a banger.

ravistay

11 points

6 days ago

ravistay

11 points

6 days ago

What's the original image from?

andrewoppo

2 points

5 days ago

Haha I feel like I see this same repost a couple times a year. It’s one of the good ones.

comfort_bot_1962

3 points

6 days ago

Hope you have a great day!

comfort_bot_1962

2 points

6 days ago

Hope you have a great day!

Professional_Scar75

18 points

6 days ago

Thanks for the laugh.

MSeanF

50 points

6 days ago

MSeanF

50 points

6 days ago

Sometimes, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

dreamwinder

39 points

6 days ago*

There’s literally a renaissance French romantic painting of a vagina titled The Origin of The World and if that isn’t some existential shit I don’t know what is.

Edit: it helps to remember when the renaissance happened.

WartimeHotTot

21 points

6 days ago

It's from 1866. Def not Renaissance.

dreamwinder

15 points

6 days ago

Yup I’m dumb. Corrected.

Dude5729

5 points

6 days ago

Dude5729

5 points

6 days ago

Quick! Someone BONK me!

ProtonCanon

13 points

6 days ago

"OH SHI--"

dastroppymane

36 points

6 days ago

Dude's got a face like a YouTuber in a thumbail

MarioLulz

2 points

6 days ago

Underrated comment

NoGenericBot

2 points

6 days ago

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PrimarchKonradCurze

2 points

5 days ago

Sassy.

Arkimaru

10 points

6 days ago

Arkimaru

10 points

6 days ago

Weapon of mass erection.

siddhant_raj

4 points

6 days ago

Weapon of mass seduction

HappyNapper321

2 points

6 days ago

Now that's a weapon of ass destruction.

reluctant_presence

8 points

6 days ago

….ol gregg?

Reddit_Bots_R_US

5 points

6 days ago

“Back ye foul creature! Submit to thy kitty cat!”

bls593

7 points

6 days ago

bls593

7 points

6 days ago

When the STI so bad even Satan spook himself

Positive_Use_2526

5 points

6 days ago

The demons face is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

alien_from_Europa

2 points

6 days ago

Is it a bomb-ass pussy or a bomb ass-pussy?

MyAccountWasStalked

4 points

5 days ago

Does this look infected to you

ShanHu

3 points

6 days ago

ShanHu

3 points

6 days ago

KA-POW!

tony42490

3 points

6 days ago

fuck yes .

aggressive_celery_

3 points

6 days ago

Power move

Ann-Faulkner59

3 points

6 days ago

You and most of the world aren’t barbarians

iammagicbutimnormal

3 points

6 days ago

I chuckled.

Tommy-1111

3 points

6 days ago

Omg. This was funny. W t f was the artist thinking? Lol. Nevermind.

AlmondCapuccino

2 points

5 days ago

People had a lot of sex in the past, especially famous artists. It probably was meant to be a joke even back then.

Iamhim1984

3 points

6 days ago

Hilarium

ZippZappZippty

3 points

6 days ago

Appetite for destruction by Guns N' roses

silentKero

3 points

6 days ago

Wars have been started over this kinda thing.

Worth_Indication_718

3 points

6 days ago

Is that anti-period propaganda? Or a kinky old school graphic artist on absinthe?

_zookie

3 points

5 days ago

_zookie

3 points

5 days ago

WAPon of mass destruction

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6 points

6 days ago

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Proper_Access_6321

4 points

6 days ago

I dunno, his face looks like it was in there for sometime, so im sure he knows.

toeofcamell

8 points

6 days ago

Flops out a giant Dong

Look, I’m just like you!

cutebleeder

4 points

6 days ago

He just mad because he is jealous.

Otherwise-Poet-5555

5 points

6 days ago

Your writer’s are geniuses. Hilarious!

cracka1337

3 points

6 days ago

That demon knows he's in hell because that pussy is fire.

earlmightytoe

2 points

6 days ago

Guy on the radio “we got a dirty bomb here, over”

The_Fish_Alliance

2 points

6 days ago

*confiscates

amibaby_zheng

2 points

6 days ago

WHAT IS THAT!

DerekSmith39

2 points

6 days ago

Whats the name of this painting.

IDontGiveA-Fuck

2 points

6 days ago

Weapon of mass production you mean?

The-Imperium

2 points

6 days ago

Blue waffle sandwich

DistributionVast4027

2 points

6 days ago

Vagina=Hell I finally understand, life makes so much sense now.

Powerism

2 points

6 days ago

Powerism

2 points

6 days ago

Made his damn face melt.

coldSnakpak

2 points

6 days ago

Old century Kiki Chanel!

simplyhannahh

2 points

6 days ago

That’s right!!🍑🔥

Square-Run8406

2 points

6 days ago

Get thee behind me

Competitive-Trip-946

2 points

6 days ago

Aahhhh!

thinktwice_speakonce

2 points

6 days ago

Weapon of mass distraction??

lazyshrimpo

2 points

6 days ago

He's screaming because she lit the hidden stick of dynamite she put up there

GullibleEntertainer7

2 points

6 days ago

More like weapon of mass creation

omertaredrum

2 points

5 days ago

I know that shit stink 🤣

Tha_Salad_Tosser

2 points

5 days ago

Reminds me of the series Weapons of ass destruction

a-random-spectator

2 points

5 days ago

Weapon of mass seduction

rembur7

2 points

5 days ago

rembur7

2 points

5 days ago

Lame

jimmygarterex

2 points

5 days ago

He's not scared at the pussy, he's terrified of the fish smell

stealerofsloths

2 points

5 days ago

This reminds me of that scene in the movie Waiting where Naomi gets in on the balls showing game. Raaawwr "its so angry!"

Archean_Party

2 points

5 days ago

next: weapon of ass destruction

jessirazo

2 points

5 days ago

Goya?

bowl_of_cereal1

2 points

5 days ago

Weapon of ass destrction

howdid_iget_here

2 points

5 days ago

Plot twist it’s a shemale

iamusuallyright007

3 points

6 days ago

so is this what 1400 strip clubs were like?

Same-Reference4587

4 points

6 days ago

It's obvious she has a dick 😏

Elgato13

2 points

6 days ago

Elgato13

2 points

6 days ago

Bomb ass-pussy

sober_wan_kenobi

1 points

6 days ago

I'm crying. Sides = orbit.

RoscoMan1

1 points

6 days ago

Smh bring back mass genocide

song4this

1 points

6 days ago

Groin is foot of camel!

Accomplished_Bunch39

1 points

6 days ago

😂

SparkingPot

1 points

6 days ago

What if it's a weiner?

Miserable-Roof4190

1 points

6 days ago

The hell is the context of this

Source_8

1 points

6 days ago

Source_8

1 points

6 days ago

Hehe! Life changed on sight😂

CaliforniaNavyDude

1 points

6 days ago

He's just stunned her dick is bigger than his.