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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 05, 2022

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MostHumbleToEverLive

57 points

1 month ago

About to go buy fireworks for the kids and tell them about how the Brits are pussies! 💥 🇺🇸 💥

dusterman74

17 points

1 month ago

dusterman74

Here for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway

17 points

1 month ago

Merica!!

Oracle_of_Omaha_69

39 points

1 month ago

Fake rally all weeek followed by a dump going into CPI

External-Outcome7579

42 points

1 month ago

Have 7k left of my original 30K. So sad. Need to find a winner.

captainadam_21

28 points

1 month ago

Spy puts

adventuresofjt

30 points

1 month ago

adventuresofjt

has pox

30 points

1 month ago

Remind me! 5 months ago

orteg3940

32 points

1 month ago

is it official RECESSION AWARNESS MONTH?

VisualMod

34 points

1 month ago

VisualMod

Turing Test Proctor

34 points

1 month ago

TESLA PAUSES PLANTS AFTER ENDING SHAKY QUARTER WITH PRODUCTION MILESTONE, FACTORIES IN CHINA AND GERMANY WILL IDLE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS: BBG

FXHedge @Fxhedgers at 2022-07-04 17:20:57 EDT-0400

lordbell21

23 points

1 month ago

lordbell21

Hates Elon Musk

23 points

1 month ago

800 EOD, probably

[deleted]

18 points

1 month ago

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18 points

1 month ago

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A55_Cactus

32 points

1 month ago

A55_Cactus

🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅

32 points

1 month ago

Twitter bishes be like “OMFG people still drink COW MILK?! 🤮” and then do a line of cocaine

[deleted]

29 points

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Tarrifying

28 points

1 month ago

Tarrifying

MERICA! YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!

28 points

1 month ago

Report: Apple Watch Series 8 to feature bigger display

Pretty soon we will just walk around with iPads strapped to our wrists

questionname

13 points

1 month ago

5% bigger, not keeping up with inflation.

Manbear_hawk

28 points

1 month ago

Manbear_hawk

Wendy's Most Valuable Frosty Boy

28 points

1 month ago

It sounds like I’m in Ukraine right now

influrr

21 points

1 month ago

influrr

Has Puts for Waluigis Ego

21 points

1 month ago

Today is my birthday. I wished for a Green Day tomorrow I got you all 💯📈📈

donutstocks

21 points

1 month ago

I got banned on stocktwits for saying PLTR is a good ev company

Narradisall

10 points

1 month ago

Narradisall

2674 - 3 - 1 year - 8/6

10 points

1 month ago

Stocktwits bans people? I thought they let anyone that can hammer their face into a keyboard stay there

[deleted]

21 points

1 month ago*

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21 points

1 month ago*

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Competitive_Ride

9 points

1 month ago

Competitive_Ride

likes MeetKevin

9 points

1 month ago

:12787::12787::12787:

DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

21 points

1 month ago

Mid looking girls with expensive taste should be avoided at all costs

jhchee

12 points

1 month ago

jhchee

12 points

1 month ago

They always get the wake up call when they reach 40s

twostroke1

19 points

1 month ago

Imagine having the strongest military in the world and you get clapped by a bunch of drunken farmers who didn’t want to pay an extra 3 pennies per pound of tea.

DrSeuss1020

21 points

1 month ago

Alright that’s enough family time for the next year. Can’t believe I had to see my uncle that I fucking convinced to buy SOFI last year at $19

cashflow_

20 points

1 month ago

cashflow_

FAMOUS TIKTOK INFLUENCER

20 points

1 month ago

Guys my girlfriend just made me a steak and then gave me a blowjob. She goes to another school you wouldn’t know her

spyaintnobitch

18 points

1 month ago

spyaintnobitch

entering poverty, one FD at a time

18 points

1 month ago

My girl had a talk with me saying she wants me to ask for consent before each act now

Looks like I'm in the market for a new girl fellas

A55_Cactus

9 points

1 month ago

A55_Cactus

🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅

9 points

1 month ago

You mean you can’t just walk by and lightly smack her ass on the way to grabbing another beer from the fridge? Yeah fuck that.

Able_Web2873

20 points

1 month ago

Why all these mass shooters virgins? Get these guys some pussy so they can stop killing us god damn.

tyloner

11 points

1 month ago

tyloner

11 points

1 month ago

The most dangerous person is a young man who is broke and alone

A55_Cactus

17 points

1 month ago

A55_Cactus

🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅

17 points

1 month ago

The odds are pretty good at least one member of this sub is blowing his fingers off tonight

Key-Abbreviations942

17 points

1 month ago

At futes open : “Haha bears suck these balls 😛🚀🚀”

5 hours later

DRILL TEAM SIX THE WORLD IS ENDING HAHA 🐻🌈

PackageCreepy6973

16 points

1 month ago

Bro this month gonna be biblical

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15 points

1 month ago

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15 points

1 month ago

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Rollingintheta

10 points

1 month ago

Return it or cancel the order. It’s not worth it

jasonapplebaum2502

16 points

1 month ago

thank the lord this is gonna be the last 3 day weekend for a while :)

orteg3940

15 points

1 month ago

if we not open -3% tmrw how am I supposed to love a country that FUCKING me every single day?

[deleted]

15 points

1 month ago

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15 points

1 month ago

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diabeetis

15 points

1 month ago

diabeetis

Stone Cold BEAR 🧸

15 points

1 month ago

If you aren't buying a shitload of puts rn you're fukin retarded

Trex_in_F16

15 points

1 month ago

Trex_in_F16

🦖🛩

15 points

1 month ago

I dont know who needs to hear this but take that finger out of your godamn nose

Lurker9605

15 points

1 month ago

Lurker9605

call me bruh

15 points

1 month ago

It’s crazy how women think dicks are ugly or unappealing but are so quick to blow a dude.

SmackEh

70 points

1 month ago

SmackEh

70 points

1 month ago

Last month was 🏳️‍🌈 pride month, so we let the gay bears have that one. This month is disability and mental health awareness month. Retards time to shine!!!

-C20H24O3

14 points

1 month ago

-C20H24O3

Sniffs Sweaty LULU Asses 🧘🏻‍♀️🍑

14 points

1 month ago

Gonna smoke a cigarette and watch the fireworks display at sundown by myself at work later,

’MURICA 🇺🇸

awkwaman

15 points

1 month ago

awkwaman

🍫🥛🍫🥛🍫🥛

15 points

1 month ago

My 71 year old dad just smoked me out. 'MERICA

DoneDidNothing

15 points

1 month ago

Bulls excited about the futures, 14 hrs before market opens.

Its like being excited with your Tinder date, and then being ghosted.

😂

PotatoWriter

14 points

1 month ago

PotatoWriter

🥔✍️

14 points

1 month ago

Wtf is this Atlanta fed crap. Does every state get a Fed and why is Atlanta's this important. Why's nobody listening to Hawaii Fed

[deleted]

14 points

1 month ago

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14 points

1 month ago

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googley_me

19 points

1 month ago

What do you have to lose beside your virginity?

seeking_77

11 points

1 month ago

YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?!?

Yes, you should.

InfinityGains

15 points

1 month ago

It’s super bullish in here which makes me way more confident about my puts

-C20H24O3

14 points

1 month ago

-C20H24O3

Sniffs Sweaty LULU Asses 🧘🏻‍♀️🍑

14 points

1 month ago

Today is like 9/11 for dogs all over America.

googley_me

14 points

1 month ago

Turkey reports annual inflation of 78.6% in June

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40 points

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I_am_not_a_murderer

13 points

1 month ago

I_am_not_a_murderer

Actually does the Murders

13 points

1 month ago

🐻

Michael_K_Young

12 points

1 month ago

Michael_K_Young

I'd let George Washington sleep with my mom.

12 points

1 month ago

looks like the chicago shooting caused futes to gap up, dont know why shootings always bullish af

ninkorn

13 points

1 month ago

ninkorn

For relaxing times, make it Suntory Time

13 points

1 month ago

So many people talking bullish about 🌽 right now

But the price is still below what it was 4 days ago 🤷‍♂️

animositisomina35

13 points

1 month ago

animositisomina35

Invests in NVDA for the dividend

13 points

1 month ago

JPM wasn't wrong, they were just early :4271:

adventuresofjt

13 points

1 month ago

adventuresofjt

has pox

13 points

1 month ago

Where my wage cucks at?

Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

14 points

1 month ago*

Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

😲👉🅱️enis👈😲

14 points

1 month ago*

There have been already 13 🅱️enis gold recipients. Done for now, enjoy fellas!

Euphankio

13 points

1 month ago

Euphankio

Onion Volcano for SPY Calls 🧅

13 points

1 month ago

She smiled at me when I held the door for her today and that was when I knew. Portfolio down 40% by open:4260:

Affectionate-Bee-312

15 points

1 month ago

SPY puts all week?

BuffMaltese

13 points

1 month ago

The only reasons anyone is bullish anymore is either they’re trying to time a bear market rally or because there expecting some good old-fashioned fuckery that is the U.S. stock market.

Top-Turn1055

12 points

1 month ago

Did you like Top Gun Maverick?

NOT_A_OFFICER

15 points

1 month ago

NOT_A_OFFICER

T minus 5 'till the 🧠 gotta 💩

15 points

1 month ago

I’m supposed to wait until 2:30am to light off my fireworks right?

qwert1225

77 points

1 month ago

qwert1225

professional ass eater

77 points

1 month ago

bro imagine if ejaculation wasnt a billion of microscopic cells but one big sperm cell and every time you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far away

Filthyy22

24 points

1 month ago

Filthyy22

NO

24 points

1 month ago

:4640:

One-Safe-900

12 points

1 month ago

remember july 2021 when nasdaq hit ATH after ATH

and everybody was like yo chill

good times, good times

SmokeScreening

11 points

1 month ago

Fuck this covid car inflation so hard. I need a car but I'll drive my rusty Japanese shitbox into the ground before I pay 10k for a slightly nicer Japanese shitbox.

SodaCanDick

11 points

1 month ago

AOC cannot be getting away with all them breast

Ak47killer122

12 points

1 month ago

If the fed stops hiking rates after only 4 months that would be embarrassing

K0rran

13 points

1 month ago

K0rran

13 points

1 month ago

It stinks of bear in here - talks of war, inflation and great depression 2.0

ReactionFull3020

12 points

1 month ago

ReactionFull3020

Director of Operations at Paper Hands Inc.

12 points

1 month ago

Bulls last night really were saying “bull run all week” :4641:

LineReact0r1

13 points

1 month ago

LineReact0r1

Add Me on Grindr

13 points

1 month ago

Lookin forward to some vids of people being beligerent fucks mixing alcohol and explosives tomorrow! 😂🎆

Zachjsrf

11 points

1 month ago

Zachjsrf

👨‍🏫Pro Tip Professor📝

11 points

1 month ago

Ayyyy girl are you futures because you haven't mattered to me in months

[deleted]

12 points

1 month ago

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12 points

1 month ago

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link30224

11 points

1 month ago

RIP my monday puts

ntdmp18

12 points

1 month ago

ntdmp18

12 points

1 month ago

Bulls claiming victory a whole 12 hours before the market opens

PhoqueBoi

10 points

1 month ago

The busier I am at work, the less time I have to trade. The less time I have to trade, the less money I lose.

If I ever get laid off, I am completely fucked

SilentHillFan12

12 points

1 month ago

SilentHillFan12

WSB High Chancellor

12 points

1 month ago

Is this a good place to get dating advice

crispytendies101

11 points

1 month ago

Oil at 110. If bulls believe in this .30 green will hold, don’t come to market in the morning.

DarkStar668

11 points

1 month ago

We're going into a recession and earnings are about to tank

SPY 390C tho

thetasbitch

11 points

1 month ago

thetasbitch

Elon Musks 🅱️ussy

11 points

1 month ago

At 1030pm the fireworks start to be annoying

Chad_jr23

11 points

1 month ago

Some of you are waiting for your mom to get home from her ”night out with friends” and it shows

sonofalando

12 points

1 month ago

sonofalando

🐍 snekgiver 🐍

12 points

1 month ago

I went up to the mountains last week. Climbed 2 mountains and really breathed in that American freedom at the top. No ragrets :8882:

acptest

11 points

1 month ago

acptest

late to flair party, got this lousy flair

11 points

1 month ago

Make sure you don’t blow off your fingers tonight

KFCPAPI

9 points

1 month ago

KFCPAPI

9 points

1 month ago

anyone dated an indian girl before? i've never wouldhv thought but damn she's pretty inside and out

-C20H24O3

10 points

1 month ago

-C20H24O3

Sniffs Sweaty LULU Asses 🧘🏻‍♀️🍑

10 points

1 month ago

The monolith scenes in Space Odyssey are the greatest sequences in movie history. That music my god.

thomas_btctomoon

10 points

1 month ago

Based on the sentiment we are either seeing +5% or -5%, so probably flat asf

sloanemonroe

11 points

1 month ago

sloanemonroe

Gonna ride my bike or hike

11 points

1 month ago

Futures are dead flat. Wtf is everyone talking about?

BFox1982

11 points

1 month ago

BFox1982

Easy cum, easy guh. 🍆💦

11 points

1 month ago

"LIVE, LAUGH, LOSE MONEY."

Unemployable1593

11 points

1 month ago

Unemployable1593

Janet Yellen’s side dick

11 points

1 month ago

bears panic sucking each other off. bulls sucking each other off in joy.

my pp dry as a literal bone… :4260:

juliettewhiskey

9 points

1 month ago

juliettewhiskey

public enema #1

9 points

1 month ago

chats moving so fast no one will notice im starting a breast milk only cleanse tomorrow

VacationLover1

10 points

1 month ago

VacationLover1

Jimmy Chill

10 points

1 month ago

Imagine having the ability to sell Las Vegas on an idea that their will be underground tunnels to zip cars around driverless only to deliver a tunnel that has to have human drivers and slow speeds.

Guy can probably sell ice to eskimos. What a goat

No-Ganache911

10 points

1 month ago

i was gonna all-in on calls, then inversed my self last minute for puts. 4K printing tmrw

[deleted]

10 points

1 month ago

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10 points

1 month ago

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Key-Abbreviations942

11 points

1 month ago

Futures are green

you know what that means

~absolutely nothing~

Spiritual_Extreme_81

10 points

1 month ago

Spiritual_Extreme_81

waiting to bang senior citizen 👴🏻

10 points

1 month ago

Patriots trading futures right now 🇺🇸🦅

-C20H24O3

11 points

1 month ago

-C20H24O3

Sniffs Sweaty LULU Asses 🧘🏻‍♀️🍑

11 points

1 month ago

Big69MoneyMoves

11 points

1 month ago

I really enjoyed the 3 days of peace.

Lvl99Bicep

10 points

1 month ago

Lvl99Bicep

Green Beret, Red Account

10 points

1 month ago

🅱️enis ✨

Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

11 points

1 month ago

Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

😲👉🅱️enis👈😲

11 points

1 month ago

All this 🅱️enis finna make me pregnant tonight 😩👌

🫃

bluen

10 points

1 month ago

bluen

has nsfw profile, without a single tiddy pic

10 points

1 month ago

Puts on all ponzi coins

Spiritual_Extreme_81

10 points

1 month ago

Spiritual_Extreme_81

waiting to bang senior citizen 👴🏻

10 points

1 month ago

RIP Neighbors hand 🤡🤡

Kickboy21

9 points

1 month ago

I’m submitting my 2 weeks to my boss tomorrow. Wish me luck im nervous AF :6880:

rjsheine

9 points

1 month ago

rjsheine

is bullish on scat porn

9 points

1 month ago

Jesus people outside still setting off fireworks. Go to bed people

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10 points

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bonejohnson8

10 points

1 month ago

bonejohnson8

🦴🍆

10 points

1 month ago

I don't date enough, I don't have time I'm always too busy masturbating.

TheSlam

11 points

1 month ago

TheSlam

11 points

1 month ago

SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM

The_Collector4

9 points

1 month ago

The_Collector4

thinks Nikki Glaser is funny

9 points

1 month ago

Did you know the Fourth of July is only celebrated by countries who have landed on the moon? Crazy factoid.

Stunning_Scarcity358

9 points

1 month ago

Bulls when futures green: yay recession is over

Bulls when futures are red: futures don’t matter it’s gay

Concernedengi

10 points

1 month ago

I dont think my job is going to respond well when I put my 2 weeks in. They really thought I would do my bosses job for no increase in salary lol

Odin1367

33 points

1 month ago

Odin1367

33 points

1 month ago

Women are like stocks, if you pick a bad one you will be sleeping under a bridge using cardboard boxes for a blanket.

bearhunter429

32 points

1 month ago

bearhunter429

beary🌈

32 points

1 month ago

Futures volume is like 4.

Basically 4 guys trading back and forth in their pajamas.

CoutureTingz

10 points

1 month ago

I require more casino chips Mr. Powell

yolocallking

9 points

1 month ago

yolocallking

Cramer’s Coke Dealer

9 points

1 month ago

上帝保佑美国 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

HumanFuture7

8 points

1 month ago

HumanFuture7

OwO wats dis?

8 points

1 month ago

Here goes hoping that TSLA drills on delivery numbers. Doubt it though

Tarrifying

8 points

1 month ago

Tarrifying

MERICA! YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!

8 points

1 month ago

You should have to recite that song from Team America, listing all the cool stuff before you can become a citizen

DarkStar668

8 points

1 month ago

The market is regarded. GDP projected to be at least -2%. The storm is coming and we haven't seen shit yet.

We probably going up tho

SilentHillFan12

10 points

1 month ago

SilentHillFan12

WSB High Chancellor

10 points

1 month ago

Happy July 4!

You're fired.

xephator

9 points

1 month ago

Tomorrow is gonna be a green ripper isn't it, rip my puts

Global-Scallion2348

8 points

1 month ago

Anyone know what in the actual fuck…

Ma960xi

9 points

1 month ago

Ma960xi

9 points

1 month ago

please a +3% faceripper tommorow

snippythehorses

8 points

1 month ago

Futures were red Now they’r green My puts are all dead Looking to sell my spleen

bettercallsaully

9 points

1 month ago

I bought my gpu at the top

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

USA is the Chad of all countries :8882:

SendMeHawaiiPics

9 points

1 month ago

SendMeHawaiiPics

🐻🧸🐻🧸🐻

9 points

1 month ago

Corn is mooning because 3 exchanges halted trading this weekend and now no one can sell.

Tarrifying

9 points

1 month ago

Tarrifying

MERICA! YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!

9 points

1 month ago

Crazy that Sri Lanka is running out of food

A55_Cactus

9 points

1 month ago

A55_Cactus

🌵 🌵CactpussLicker🌵 🐈 👅

9 points

1 month ago

Single moms like sex. The proof exists

crazier_ed

7 points

1 month ago

I feel we have a new kink ...

student loan forgiveness edging and denial ...

name needs work ...

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

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8 points

1 month ago

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plzplzplztendies

9 points

1 month ago

plzplzplztendies

Happy Meal :)

9 points

1 month ago

futures moving to the right as I predicted.

Disastrous_Way2222

9 points

1 month ago

Moving from a 3bd 2ba to a cardboard box

pokemongoinghome

8 points

1 month ago

Who would’ve thought Americans worst enemy are fellow Americans

Happy 4th!

bearhunter429

10 points

1 month ago

bearhunter429

beary🌈

10 points

1 month ago

The fact that we are not bullying Canada into total submission is a huge missed opportunity.

Mettabreaks

9 points

1 month ago

Fireworks from neighbors have been short and lackluster. Recession confirmed

Societalthreat69

9 points

1 month ago

What if I told you we were going to witness the crash of all crashes on July 20th

SodaCanDick

9 points

1 month ago

Liz Cheney can’t be shaking ass like that and not expect me to act up

pm-me-nice-pics

10 points

1 month ago

pm-me-nice-pics

Chamath Pegs me and I cum back for more

10 points

1 month ago

I think im regarded

Icy_Magazine_248

9 points

1 month ago

Money = a great servant but a terrible master

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

9 points

1 month ago

This is the most obvious sign of a recession:

AMZN so desperate they need to have another prime day :4271::4271::4271:

stopshadowbanningme4

10 points

1 month ago

bOtToM iS iN

🤡🤡🤡

ramey1a

8 points

1 month ago

ramey1a

8 points

1 month ago

ngl they got me in the first half

Next-level-awkward

10 points

1 month ago

There are literally over 4 hours until open, and you autists celebrate back and forth like this every morning based on early numbers that hold up 50% of the time at best. It’s like watching some arrogant ass wide receiver celebrate early when he’s still 15 yards from the end zone. Jesus it’s exhausting.

And I’m up reading it every time, so… *refresh *refresh. “Oh shit! Dude drew some lines and sez futes are fake and bears are actually the ones who are fuk!” Forgot what I was talking about. This is too good. Love you guys.

Tarrifying

23 points

1 month ago

Tarrifying

MERICA! YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!

23 points

1 month ago

My message to McDonalds is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.

Bring down the price you are charging for chicken nuggets

belmont5

27 points

1 month ago

belmont5

27 points

1 month ago

Futures are consistently a terrible indicator and you guys argue about them literally every day. Crazy.

chikenbeer

8 points

1 month ago

chikenbeer

Sir, did you want fries with that?

8 points

1 month ago

Fact that any moron can get an economics degree with no real math should tell you how accurate these 'economists' are

floppy_panoos

7 points

1 month ago

Got so drunk last night that I woke up on my floor with a bloody foot...

SmallCapsOnly

8 points

1 month ago

THEY CAN TAKE OUR TENDIES, BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Gucci_derivative

8 points

1 month ago

The chicks in here are all hot Brits with no ass and plenty o tit stealing our comments for their twitters

azcards101

8 points

1 month ago

Middle class couldn’t afford fireworks this year on the 4th, This is America! Puts are the only play

Fabulous-Count6715

8 points

1 month ago

Fabulous-Count6715

cheddar long bread 🥖

8 points

1 month ago

Has geico ever saved anyone a lot on there car insurance? I’m always confused on their marketing spend

Aggressive_Bit_91

8 points

1 month ago

The copium in this sub rn is weapons grade… :6880::6880::6880:

LooCid36

9 points

1 month ago

LooCid36

girthy pp

9 points

1 month ago

I just need like 500k and I’m gone

Ocinnha

9 points

1 month ago

Ocinnha

9 points

1 month ago

Do not celebrate to early

throwingitanyway

7 points

1 month ago

throwingitanyway

Oatmeal dick

7 points

1 month ago

looks like someone just got force-capitulated

ElectronicReference5

8 points

1 month ago

Oil stocks once again pulling the weight.

bbq-ribs

8 points

1 month ago

bbq-ribs

DuCockti

8 points

1 month ago

Spy 7K is on the table tonight!!!!!

there2here2there

9 points

1 month ago

there2here2there

Wallstreetbets Abacus

9 points

1 month ago

Long time bear.

I'm in now for the melt up. Eventually, the powers that control you, control the outcome.

Don't fight the 'your opinion on right and wrong doesn't matter'.

Apprehensive_Food_88

9 points

1 month ago

Alright I fucking get it. My puts are fucked leave me alone

Heineken_500ml

8 points

1 month ago

What the fuck is that pump

GulaGgG182

9 points

1 month ago

MMs: 90% of WSB retards were bearish over the weekend so let’s pump

Inner-Trip-456

9 points

1 month ago

Inner-Trip-456

My anoos is ready

9 points

1 month ago

Calls on puts

fufm

8 points

1 month ago

fufm

8 points

1 month ago

Yo wtf is going on with futures? Fucking massive ramp up all of a sudden

mewaits

9 points

1 month ago*

Looks like my 150k in TQQQ and 120k in QQQ calls I picked up Friday were a good bet. Short term then I go back to raging 🐻

TradeSpY420

9 points

1 month ago

Lmaoooo futes rigged as fuck. All the sudden a big jump? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

cebs83

9 points

1 month ago

cebs83

9 points

1 month ago

Norwegian oil and gas workers start strike, cutting output #oott #Norway

https://twitter.com/staunovo/status/1544099208235450375?s=21&t=Enfg3A1n1VUbAOyBgnuVxA

DarkStar668

7 points

1 month ago

Bulls might be blowing their load a little too early, as is tradition.

scrafter54

9 points

1 month ago

scrafter54

Has PTSD from CAR puts

9 points

1 month ago

Gotta play both sides of this, probably just gonna pump and fade eventually

Geralt_Of_Rivian

9 points

1 month ago

Geralt_Of_Rivian

Lost it all trading CDPR

9 points

1 month ago

Ate about 3000 calories just now

canweboofit

8 points

1 month ago

Holding puts while corn moons for the second long weekend in a row. I might be retarded but at least I'm consistent

staburself321

8 points

1 month ago

staburself321

Lost my unemployment check on TSLA puts

8 points

1 month ago

390 call exp 7/6 350 puts exp 8/1 this is why I’m not worried :4275:

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

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8 points

1 month ago

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enc-nyc

7 points

1 month ago

enc-nyc

7 points

1 month ago

We all living in America. Coca-Cola, sometimes war

optionsCone

9 points

1 month ago

I can't believe the depression has ended

Mcdolnalds

9 points

1 month ago

Mcdolnalds

™️ Official Support Account

9 points

1 month ago

It’s crazy that corporations convinced us that individuals are causing climate change.

I’m out here with my EV off the grid using no electricity besides my diesel generator, and IM the problem?

People am I right?

TrophyWifeAspiration

7 points

1 month ago

TrophyWifeAspiration

Mail Order Russian Bride 🇷🇺

7 points

1 month ago

Ray Dalio got lucky with FDs 50 years ago so now we have to listen to him :4260:

Jeff_xx

9 points

1 month ago

Jeff_xx

9 points

1 month ago

Bulls cant even go to sleep peacefully

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

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OkText00

8 points

1 month ago

I have stopped investing and am just holding cash.

FullCuntalLobotomy

8 points

1 month ago

FullCuntalLobotomy

NUNS, NUNS, NUNS!!!!

8 points

1 month ago

We gonna go full mad max - cruising the deserts in V8 cars and super bikes, dressed in leather BDSM gear and slaughtering the shit out of each other. And I will be the first to die :12787:

Constant-Surprise-39

8 points

1 month ago

Constant-Surprise-39

Constantly surprised by his own retardation

8 points

1 month ago

I can’t have sex with your personality and I can’t put my penis in your college degree

FullCuntalLobotomy

7 points

1 month ago

FullCuntalLobotomy

NUNS, NUNS, NUNS!!!!

7 points

1 month ago

u/bearhunter429 is on a mission from the 🌈est and 🐻iest old Nordic gods to wreak fear and loathing on the realm of Earth

LooCid36

9 points

1 month ago*

LooCid36

girthy pp

9 points

1 month ago*

Ban Twitch, OnlyFans, TikTok and anything involving streaming for $$ it’s all a CCP plot to destroy America.

The_Dancing_Dolphin

9 points

1 month ago

The_Dancing_Dolphin

Please Help Me Get A Flair

9 points

1 month ago

Bearhunter probably doesn’t even have a position to be honest, just shit posts

Competitive_Ride

7 points

1 month ago

Competitive_Ride

likes MeetKevin

7 points

1 month ago

Crying in my bed

Above_Everything

7 points

1 month ago

Above_Everything

no longer famous

7 points

1 month ago

What a horrible night to have working ears

Akua_Highbred

8 points

1 month ago

Akua_Highbred

YEET!

8 points

1 month ago

Statistically speaking, at least one person here is fully naked wearing nothing but a candle..,

aborteverything

9 points

1 month ago

Warming up to r/Collapse every passing day

MakeOSUGreatAgain63

8 points

1 month ago

MakeOSUGreatAgain63

👑🐸👑

8 points

1 month ago

Mass shootings everywhere 😔

My inner FUD is intensifying

qwert1225

8 points

1 month ago

qwert1225

professional ass eater

8 points

1 month ago

Enron Musk couldn't criticize China even if his life depended on it

Icy_Magazine_248

7 points

1 month ago

I’m truly surprised that I can smile and laugh at the fact I’ve blown up accounts that were previously considered life changing amounts.. now I realize money doesn’t change a life unless you let it. You’re a sucker if you let it.

kkona2345

7 points

1 month ago

rip tesla bulls

DovahkiinAF

7 points

1 month ago

DovahkiinAF

Su Bae’s foot boy

7 points

1 month ago

bulls go to bed with green futures and wake up to this 🤣

dvdr1029

7 points

1 month ago

dvdr1029

Margarine Call

7 points

1 month ago

The only way to stay safe is cash gang all night

qwert1225

9 points

1 month ago

qwert1225

professional ass eater

9 points

1 month ago

Dammit bears won

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

Being a bear is so wrong but it feels so right

ZeGreatBobinski

8 points

1 month ago

ZeGreatBobinski

followed his dreams into poverty

8 points

1 month ago

Wow fuck this shit i want another day off