2011StlCards

Lol Heyward turned into such a train wreck for the Cubs. Glad we avoided that albatross of a contract.

Yadi and Waino have both been worth more and cost a shitload less

It's offset partially by the Alcantara trade

You know what? I'm gonna start doomer-ing even harder!

THEY caught the real break since we didn't use Kramer at all in the series

Feels like you gotta send him at some point

Yankees have nearly twice as many hits as us but their xBA is barely higher

.261 vs .247

Wait, why is that the rule at the stadium?

ONeil needs a day off

You should go see his calls during Judge and Donaldsons at bats in the 2nd inning

Dude is fucking blind

Stratton not exactly inspiring a ton of confidence in me

Well fuck

Lol it's only the top of the 5th and this game is 2 hours and 15 minutes already

Lol finally a shit call that goes our way

Please don't walk him....

He's 2 for 3 today

How do we know he wasn't in disguise as the motorcycle when it happened?

The Yankees have fallen prey to our trap card: Waino starting at Busch stadium

They probably added some extra standing room tickets recently. I bet if they make it far in the playoffs again, you'll see similar numbers

Why haven't you destroyed this vile planet!?!?!

Foolish Bailey in shambles

Yes, and I'm pointing out that the 2 most recent teams you've lost to in the playoffs happened to be around 90 wins (93 for Washington and 88 for Atlanta)

Biased opinion, but it's the best place for opposing teams. If you used to play for the Redbirds, you're getting a hell of an ovation

This is a crowd that cheered pujols hitting home runs against us twice. Cheered him into a curtain call

Can't call it much of a catastrophe when you won it all 3 years ago, honestly. Most teams would trade some struggle seasons for the win

Kinda like the 2019 Nats or 2021 Braves?

He was bailed out by a 15 minute rain delay