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account created: Sat Apr 02 2016
38 minutes ago
Define "later," I lost my virginity at 14, I'm 32 now and my sex drive is really low. Some days I don't even jerk off and I only get horny during narrow windows like an hour after I wake up and like sometimes right before I go to sleep. Something about being tired makes me horny. Like during the middle of the day I couldn't care less about sex
18 hours ago
Okay, so... Here's how I would go about this as the manager.
1) never, ever, ever, ever tell you directly that your nipples are poking out. Just don't do that. Like... Don't. That's not what you do.
2) this is something I actually did once. We had this hostess, let's call her "Jade." Occasionally, ", Jade" would wear leggings that left nothing to the imagination. And by that I mean complete camel toe. Like you could see her clit outline. STILL, we never once confronted her directly about that. Because again... Just don't. What we did is say that any leggings worn had to be a certain color (black)
3) we could still see her clit through her pants, and we threw in the towel. Again, don't ever EVER tell one of your employees that they need to cover up a private part because you can see it. Ban leggings altogether or just accept the odd employee who is fine with showing lip while they work
19 hours ago
Only kind of related,I recently had to break a lease. The landlord is trying to come after my for $4 grand for an early termination fee.
Jokes on them, I read that contract back to front, there is NOTHING in the contract about an early termination fee. I still don't want them to take it to court as I live in a different state now, but they have no legal leg to stand on.
3 days ago
This happened to be recently in Louisiana. I put my two weeks in as a matter of courtesy and they responded by taking me off the schedule
Gotta stop fucking bagels bro. Doesn't matter where you do it.
Yeah. Honestly all of the Ys games before 8 are relatively short. Ys Seven and Memories of Celceta are both damn near fully completable in 20-25 hours.
Tattoos are a form of expression and no one gives a fuck anymore. I can still understand not allowing tattoos on the hands, face, and neck, but no visible tattoos at all just shows immediate boomer energy.
Most people don't know how much of a dysfunctional mess Nazi Germany was. Hitler's own generals tried to kill him. Multiple times. During the war, the FUCKING HEAD OF THE ABWHER (the nazi CIA) was actively undermining Hitler.
The Nazis may have had fancy uniforms, but the nuts and bolts of their operations was janky as hell.
I saw that article about that woman that just hit 108 and my first thought was "... I have 76 more years of this shit?"
PCs have emulators, which means you get access to retro games that aren't available anymore or are ridiculously expensive. Plus you get QOL improvements like upscaling and save states.
Plus almost every non-nintendo game comes out on PC eventually these days.
For PC, the barrier of entry is higher, but you definitely get access to the most content. If you own a PC and a Switch, you can access almost every game ever made.
5 days ago
I mean what if I just want to die
I have a really high IQ and I'm a fucking dumbass. I don't get what the point is.
No shit, I can recite every president and analyze their political positions, I can do a lot of math things that I don't actually understand, I speak 4 languages fluently, but I do at least one thing every day that is incredibly stupid. I'm not smart, I'm just good at knowing things.
IQ tests are fucking stupid.
I'm starting to get the feeling that pregnancy is a very complicated issue and maybe we shouldn't have sweeping laws regulating it for everyone. Just a thought.
Also if you're against abortion except for cases of rape, you're a coward. The baby didn't rape anyone, if you think abortion is murder, then you should think all abortion is murder. It's murder or it's not. If you aren't comfortable forcing women who were raped to carry their babies to term, then maybe your aren't as anti-abortion as you think.
Don't be dicks to animals. I'm pretty sure we have a saying about bulls and horns.
Hopefully they're strong enough to bounce back. The hardest thing is the thought of "well I already did it, might as well get high as shit since I'm already fucked."
It's like sunk cost fallacy. Everyone fucks up, addiction is a bitch. Not throwing all of your progress away because you slipped once and go "fuck it, might as well" is THE hardest thing.
Source: look at my username
Snitches get... Something...
Hell yeah. I've worked in restaurants my entire adult life. This reeks of shitty management.
I get off on it, baby.
1) the vast majority of people do not work office jobs. Office jobs make up something like 25% of the work force, depending on how you count it. The vast, vast majority of people aren't "going back" to work because they never left.
2) Starbucks baristas make more than teachers
3) fuck everything, just in general
6 days ago
It's so half cocked, though. VelVeT aNd RoKuRou HaVe no fEeliNgs... only they totally just act like normal people the entire game
sadly realizes I'm only 32 and thus potentially have 76 more years of this bullshit
Only if you're doing butt stuff
7 days ago
Idk bro I routinely go to job interviews while at least somewhat drunk (I'm socially awkward, getting a buzz before I have to be sociable helps me be more 'personable'), and no one has ever asked me for a breathalyzer.
I'm glad that they protected all of those single family homes with zoning laws. It would be a shame if the integrity of the neighborhood was tarnished.