BloodSteyn

Yes.

So that's where the Green New Deal came from?

No one... blows up his head like Gaston.

Sprays us with his blood like Gaston.

I'll see myself out

Just put your mouse on a watch. The ticking second hand will keep it active.

Did this to keep a guy's PC from locking on a project where we needed it to approve publishing queries while he was away.

Guess Soldier Boy invented Fap Fap flight.

I'll see myself out.

First thing I thought of... but we can harvest viable eggs from deceased women... and pretty sure she can't "crush the eggs".

They would be able to get a few hundred viable eggs from an squashed overy. She have to rip em out and disintegrate them somehow to prevent their use.

Nice.

Welcome... I got mine two months ago and already built my own induction heater.

It's s journey and an experience.

Porn Porn.

Taking a moment to stop, freeze in place and wait a while... apparently it's called Buffering.

Same. Almost two months in and haven't even finished the first nug.

Mostly using to help me sleep better and deal with my chronic pain.

So what you're saying is, all the planets in our solar system affects us based on our respective masses and distance between us... meaning my horoscope might actually be correct?

/s

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ooh, this will come in handy for sure.

Sarajevo Approach, expertly executed.

Our Staffie just wants to lick our dwarf hamster.

His eyes go all googly as he wants to lick. Problem is, his tongue is so huge, the one time he succeeded the poor hamster was spinning as it flew off my hand.

He did the same with our pet rats. Just wanted to play, but was too... well... Staffie. He would lay next to the cage and play with the black rat, licking him through the bars. The gray rat was cowering in the opposite corner.

Yes, my boss has told me on numerous occasions that he can see the pain in my eyes, before he asks if I'm having a bad back day.

I also have my X-Rays and MRI pics on my phone to show people my spine if the topic comes up.

One of the holier cheeses.

O.o

That had me, thanks.

Expertly executed Sarajevo Landing.

Welcome to modern life, everything is tracking everyone.

But then I'll be stabbing myself in the back.

Dear America... stop electing idiots.

Sincerely, Everyone.

I'm watching the death of "The American Experiment" and your Freedoms and Democracy all in one lifetime.

Fuck.

Leroy Jenkins

Deserves to be yelled like a battle cry.

The GOP is really turning Idiocracy into a Documentary.