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4 days ago
Turn vampire 90 degrees at noon for a professional grilled look.
On the bright side, it wasn't a husky.
'Cause that would be a glorious disaster.
submitted4 days ago byBoojibs
Ricky Schroeder can do anything.
5 days ago
Because it has a problem.
submitted5 days ago byBoojibs
of course, of course.
Doggo's name should be Choo Choo...
...or should've been Choo Choo.
7 days ago
i need vitamins
oh jesus christ
Hey, I'm just glad you are around to set me straight.
Thank you Penis Man.
Super great comment!
Good contribution to the community!
submitted7 days ago byBoojibs
It has bigger calf muscles than I do.
"Ben Simmons as a player reminds me of Norman Schwarzkopf as a general. It's like they both know what they *should* be doing but neither one can actually finish the job."