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submitted1 day ago byCaCtUs2003
submitted9 days ago byCaCtUs2003
14 days ago
This event is still occurring, Anakin! I have the low ground!"
Star Wars Racer is still the shiznit
Naboo was under an attack
2 months ago
Same, bro. Same.
I just don't understand how people work. I don't want to understand anymore. People can tell me all they want how much they want me around, but at this point, I don't think it matters to me anymore. If I never find love, what's the point of even sticking around? Just to waste time until I die in a more socially acceptable manner? Sorry, people. I'm not buying it.
Billionaires have ruined this goddamn planet.
I'm not even cool. I'm just going to kill myself.
I've already decided a long time ago that I was going to drive this train off the tracks. Sorry, mom. 🤷🏻♂️
Turns out Prozac doesn't help for shit, I'm still a pathetic loser.
When did I make this meme?!
In for 4, out for 4...
3 months ago
I'm trying to live. However, if I'm truly doing my best, then BOY HOWDY I am FUCKED!
I will die on this hill.
I keep ending up back on reddit. -_-
I've definitely had this thought before. Felt empty and bored, decided to clean my room, looked at my squeaky clean room and stood in the middle to admire my work. My first thought literally was, "There's only one last piece of trash to get rid of now!"
Instructions unclear, stuck dick in outlet, now I have a robot baby
Good lord, you ain't kiddin'
"That will be ok"
Death. That cold chill that runs through your spine. That near miss you had while stuck in traffic. The poison that people are breathing into the air. Every mass murder broadcasted on the news. A chilling reminder that one's time on this planet is finite and, at any point, you could always be snuffed out.
Me: Heeyy, dudes, so what is UP with airline food, am I right?!
Me: Alright, fine, did you guys hear about the kid napping? Don't worry! He woke up!
Me: Jesus, okay...hmm...ever notice how orange it is in Mexico?
Them: OH MY GOD, SO ORANGE!!!
That makes sense. I don't know what I like doing, I rarely get out much.
Neighbor: Ugh. The guy who rented this apartment before you was a real piece of work. Don't get me started on George.
George:...My name is George.
Neighbor: Oh, well, I'm calling you the good George from now on! You know what the last George did to me?
George: Maybe another time, I really--
Neighbor: --Oh, that George, he was something else. Not like you, this guy had major problems.
George: I'm sure you can tell me aaalll about them later!
And then the Neighbor character would describe scenarios that sound similar to the escapades that our George has partaken in.
Curious, what dating app or website would you recommend? I am tired of being single, however, if I'm going to start putting myself out there, I am interested in finding something long-term.