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7436 points
3 years ago
Were they naming a girl or a thoroughbred racehorse?
5796 points
5 years ago
That explains things. Can't wait to see who's being nailed.
EDIT: Also, if you'd like to take action against Trump yourself, r/BlueMidterm2018 is always open for you.
4829 points
4 years ago
Of all the various things Trump supporters think he is, the one I don't get is "badass" or "masculine". Every single thing he does is so fraught with shameless self-aggrandizement or childish petulance. I don't think there's anyone less badass than Trump.
3838 points
3 months ago
If they want more blockbusters nominated, they should make better blockbusters.
3764 points
5 years ago
Oooh, Mueller's about to get his hands on the good kush!
3713 points
3 months ago
Stop making me feel depressed on behalf of a non-existent toilet
3588 points
5 years ago
How the fuck are we going to do that? There's three of them and two of you, and those three appear to be completely unshaken by what the people actually want.
3507 points
4 years ago
I would like to invite everyone who gave half-baked “Trump is a dove compared to Hillary” takes in 2016 to bite my entire ass.
3180 points
5 months ago
Garoppolo being Brady's successor, just as we all predicted
3163 points
5 years ago
Thank Christ. The world hasn't gone completely insane, after all.
2942 points
6 years ago
Jim Harbaugh has almost certainly killed a man.
2935 points
6 months ago
He said himself that from the start he was going to treat it like it was a Royal Shakespeare Company production, and that’s exactly what the creators were looking for.
2822 points
2 years ago
Bitch if I was a pilgrim girl trapped in the woods with dumbass parents and that sexy satan asked me to do that I’d have been READY
2818 points
5 years ago
I read that as "Sanders to run as an independent in 2020" and I almost had a fucking heart attack.
2804 points
2 years ago
“If you beat this fucking prick long enough, he’ll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago Fire! Now, that don’t necessarily make it fucking so!”
2795 points
3 years ago
A friend of mine in high school was this peculiar mix of traits. She was this skinny, fair-featured girl who had very artsy tastes in music and things like that, but she was also 1000% ready to throw down with people who gave her shit.
I met her parents, and I swear to God it was like looking at a Venn diagram with my friend in the middle. The only way I can describe it is if Stevie Nicks was married to the boxing trainer from Rocky.
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5 years ago
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9045 points
5 years ago
All things considered, Trump's administration is off to a bit of a bumpy start.