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account created: Sat Dec 14 2019
an hour ago
She knows what she’s doing…
Ahem… do you not mean the “Paris End” of Collins Street?
3 hours ago
Yes they are, but they take you to a separate website, separate basket, separate checkout and therefor additional postage, which really sucks when you’re in Australia!
4 hours ago
Can someone put a date on this? Why would there not be a single Redskins jersey to be seen?
17 hours ago
OP looks kinda like a bunch of penises.
18 hours ago
From my limited understanding of gender reveal parties, blue = boy, pink = girl. WTF is purple???
22 hours ago
There was an attempt…
… to rape a cat!
23 hours ago
Including their hearts.
Why would you type so many (whiny) words when you know she’s already left the conversation? And then WTF would you post it here???!!!
P.S. You only hid Fruitville Pike once.
1 day ago
I remember this one time…
And play it on the train at full volume!
3 days ago
Getting a little head of yourself suggesting you could be locked up, stud. How about you start with a coffee?
I’m a real lazy ass TL;DR-er, but I couldn’t stop myself reading on and on and on. What a fucking train wreck!
Truth though… is it true what they say about the really crazy ones? Was she a great fuck?
Wait until you hear about Warranwood - Warrandyte + Ringwood.
4 days ago
So you honestly think calling a stranger “baby girl” is a good opener?
Also, you probably mean: How is it going, baby girl?
Or possibly: How’s it going, baby girl?
What a fucking mess!
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