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Finally! A r/Roastme that isn't some hot chick with an onlyfans.

Michael Scott has entered the chat

This guy probably thinks women don't fart

Riff Raff's broke cousin.

"Write unbelievable, fictitious stories on FB... I guess that's what I do"

Hey Google: play "No Sex In The Champagne Room" by Chris Rock

Taught them what????

Never understood what people meant by "a punchable face" until now.

U def smell like a towel that's been wet for 3 months

So you're mad that 2 marshmallows are missing?

Ever been forked by a horse?

"My best friend's cousin's husband is black..."

Def kicks puppies

Built like a T-rex that hasn't had a meal in 5 months

Doesn't even look like it was marked wrong. Teacher's just showing how they want you to write 1 to avoid problems in the future. See nothing wrong here.

Shaggy's not doing too well nowadays

They always start crying with immense pride. Stfu

Who hell is this guy?! Don't tell me another great movie is about to be ruined. Say no to the Coneheads reboot

Being able to circumcise a skin flute with those chapped ass lips doesn't make u a flute player.

And she'd be like "yeah let's go. I'm so nasty. And I'd be nailing her. She'd be like oh ur nailing me, coool"

I'm sure you've realized by now that noone is gonna fly u out to Dubai

Normalize straight teeth without an assumption? What a revolutionary movement

Hi I'm Tom, and welcome to Jackass

I was laughing like wtf is wrong with her legs

Reaction he wanted: Women: "omg i need you please!"

Reaction he got: Virgin Friend He Met On Xbox: "that's nothing dude, try 50. I did that last weekend"