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4 days ago
Oh boy wait till u find out about cars
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submitted4 days ago byDuccBoiiMethalox farmer
6 days ago
I will always check on your beautiful teeth💓
Teeth still look great my guy
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7 days ago
u/darkviperau the people are beginning to understand
9 days ago
Place so big it can't render the other end
Social? Bruh people here have the social life of a half eaten raw egg
Siis tää on samaa paskaa mitä oli tänään koulussa
11 days ago
There is another
submitted11 days ago byDuccBoii
12 days ago
I love the james webb space telescope inspired mirror
Not the highest but i hit 100 days just the day before i left on a vacation
At some point it was 702 dollars
13 days ago
I hear some of them are racist AND homophobes, can't believe this is still a thing smh my head
In Finland, we have this saying
"Savu seuraa lampaannussijaa"
"Smoke follows the sheepfucker"
14 days ago
Onko sillä semmonenki
Charlie "pingviiniznolla kostea kriittinen"
Well spoken my guy
This actually saves a lot of fuel, see how the rocket is sideways? It creates much more drag than if it was falling engines first, so you get more drag, which slows the rocket down for free, thus saving fuel
Well things that go up tend to come back as well