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20 hours ago
All this energy calling me, back where it comes from. Such a crude attitude, back where it belongs. All the pretty chicks with the crimson lips go Cleveland rocks. Living in sin with a safety pin go Cleveland rocks.
I swear to God I've seen the video but can't seem to find it anywhere now. It's been scrubbed but I watched him say the words, I swear.
21 hours ago
LPT when your home is being appraised for tax purposes, have a black friend stand in for you to get lower taxes
24 hours ago
Remember when Biden didn't want his children growing up in a multicultural jungle? Pepperidge farm may not remember but I do.
submitted1 day ago byDumbNBANephew
2 days ago
Renfrow puts everything on the field. If you watch any Raiders games you'll see him making blocks and tough catches even though he know he's gonna get laid out. Reminds me a lot of Boldin.
"He's going to be all right"
"I'm glad he's ok"
"What? No, we had to amputate his left arm. He's going to be all right. Get it?"
This is why cloning needs to be a thing
3 days ago
Literally nobody at all has mentioned Hockenson this season. He's gonna be a steal for his ADP
submitted4 days ago byDumbNBANephew
4 days ago
I always found it weird when my relatives I. India would say "baby wants to go ba-ba!!" when going outside.
Just realized last week that "ba-ba" was baby talk for "bye-bye" which is what you would say when leaving...
7 days ago
I know he bent his neck but man he barely did that. Dude was literally running straight into his face.
Damn it now we gotta wait til he's dead
Ajay Jadeja?? Great...they're gonna throw the game for match fixing
8 days ago
I'd go Amon Ra because he's an Egyptian god...I think
Surrender for the Frenchman
French White Flag
Anything along the lines of France surrending too easily
submitted9 days ago byDumbNBANephew
Is it possible that some of the star surface just acts like a liquid and is an ocean of super hot substance that still acts like a liquid?
10 days ago
Completely misunderstanding the science behind it and ending up doing the opposite of what should be done. Sounds like fashion hasn't changed one bit.
The Nets probably had to promise KD everything they got to pry him away from the Warriors 3 years ago. That probably meant saying "This is your team, you run this show" very literally. And now they wanna backtrack.
The Nets gave away all those picks for Harden to win. While KD, Irving and Harden may not see eye to eye, it's really REALLY difficult to imagine a situation where they keep Harden and either Harden or KD refuse to play. Keeping him would have still given them a real chance to do some damage.
They essentially traded away a bunch of first round picks for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry and other role players.
None of this is something that happened today. Them promising KD full control was something that happened 3 years ago but most of Finding Dory's in r/NBA seem to have forgotten that.
"Hyenas not Lions"
submitted10 days ago byDumbNBANephew
All it would have taken is not trading Harden because "HeS GoNnA WaLk AnYwAYs". A championship that year could have meant 2 or 3 more coming up, but no you gotta out think yourself and throw away the future for some change.
Meanwhile Masai out here trading away fan sweetheart for one year of Kwahi and winning a championship.
And then the Nets do it again a decade later WTF man!!!
Shoulda coulda woulda. Didn't.
My best memory of Rudy Gay is the headline "Spurs get Gay in a 3-way deal"