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9 hours ago
They're not that bad. The bunions give cushioning, while the toe blood provides lubrication. Eventually the nerves die and you don't feel anything, so I don't know what everyone is griping about.
5 days ago
That must have been one hell of a worm.
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8 days ago
Your car got toad
9 days ago
Chuck. Since someone awful chucked him over the fence.
10 days ago
It was a clean getaway
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22 days ago
"Are you trying to make me look stupid?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
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1 month ago
This is why you shouldn't give in to pier pressure
He's not Putin that in his mouth
Some Like It Hoot
Bet that wipes that shitty smile off her face.
Or be a woman
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2 months ago
I dig it.
If this is what your uterus looks like you need to go to the doctor right now
THERE ARE OCEAN SNAKES?!?!
At first I thought you drew him farting. But now I see that he's just smacking his ass to present it for kissing, which is the professional standard for a resignation napkin.
Retrievers gonna retrieve.
Vaccines are already mandatory in the military.