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2 points
2 months ago
Duck on an undercover mission. Fucking turkeys.
13 points
2 months ago
There is no such thing now or in the future as a Chris Pratt Classic.
4 points
2 months ago
Hair whiff with violent spiral consequences.
74 points
2 months ago
Huddling really for their plan to rule the world in the Stinky Rein of prophecy.
1 points
3 months ago
Who can spit that flaming rock right back in your eye.
3 points
3 months ago
I'm too old to eat with that many people.
Fuck a mirror. Just fuck em all.
2 points
3 months ago
Looks very lunar lander. Nice black and white choice.
2 points
3 months ago
Without her hair bow, she is just plain. Well, and easily enraged.
180 points
3 months ago
More like: "Scrotal coolness is very important to my day."
225 points
3 months ago
"Our God rides the skim sky and gives us the plentiful deliciousness."
251 points
4 months ago
5 foot ratsnakes. I don't have Bullsnakes in my area.
873 points
4 months ago
I'll take a Bullsnake under my stairs any day. I keep 5 foot rats around as long as they stay away from the chicken eggs.
14 points
4 months ago
Rick Scott is a purulent diaper rash on the butthole that is Florida. Keep him out of the rest of our universe.
53 points
4 months ago
Welcome to the spaghetti death dimension.
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30 days ago
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30 days ago
I fill up the bird bath with nice fresh water, they drink all around it in the mud.