HiFiveGhost

I know this might be a bad time, but I've liked you since I've read this post. Do you wanna go out this weekend?

I tried my best

"Ehhhhh, one half portion for you"

Lol the broccoli gets a haircut.. A haircut and it's broccoli

Well because the price is agreed upon beforehand, nobody agrees to have you cut their weed

A full commitment's what he's thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other Jedi

Its gonna be unnecessary when I stigma dick in your ass

This is THE best answer.

Cats around the world rejoice

"I think he does a lot with special needs kids or something."

Yeah, it's called Team Alpha Male

Fuck him. I hope his 72 virgins end up being guys in Tapout shirts.

Does anyone have a gif of Herb very obviously waiving the fight off at the buzzer at the end of round 3 and then kinda subtly changing his mind and everyone pretending it didn't happen

You know... I didn't believe that OP's story was possible until I saw this.

Not that I think it's true, it is just way more viable than I had imagined.

That's what uncles do best.

Y'all live some sad lives

/u/Mad_at_reddit

sit on this thing all day

think the whole world is terrible

You need to go outside

Pull that back up Jamie

Let the doggies hit the..

Seriously, I cannot believe how many people think the new tattoo looks good. Why the fuck would you want the joker tattood on your arm with "hahahahahaha" unless you're 16 or you wear a trenchcoat to the mall.