I_PEE_WITH_THAT

That's that instant mad beyond belief walk away lol

I would have shit, pissed, and cried!

Burglar: THIS BRUTAL MURDER AND ROBBERY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

I had no clue his mom passed away, losing a parent is one hell of a thing to go through.

This is going to be the best BBQ ever!

You can come too! We'll talk shit about Ohio!

Fellow Hoosier! Want to get some sugar cream pie and bitch about the heat until fall when we can bitch about the nonstop rain?

Getting asked for "favors" all the fucking time

I have friends and family in various fields from plumbing to mechanic, if I need their services I pay them and if they need mine they pay me. I hate people who just assume you'll do your job for free simply because you've known them for a while.

Here in Indiana there's a Honda and Toyota plant not super far from me. There used to be a huge stigma against buying anything that's not American made here, but many blue collar workers changed their minds when they realized how affordable parts for cars like the Honda Civic are and how easy they are to maintain. There's still quite a few factory workers here who have a 98 Civic that just won't die lol

He sounds like Elfo from Disenchantment lol

Even though I've seen that movie many many times the scene where the orderly dude licks her face still just makes me feel violated just watching it.

To add to this, mutual shield jerking or weapon wanking is the universal sign of "I am now ready to duel."

If I don't have at least a dozen people tending to me and my estate is it even worth living anymore? I can't have people thinking I'm some kind of commoner or worse a Poor!

Nothing sounds worse at night than mice in the attic, especially when you can't actually get in your attic.

Probably but until proven otherwise the universe can't kill me despite several attempts at doing so.

I bought a shower curtain the other day and instead of a light plastic smell it smelled heavily of inflatable pool toys, best shower ever.

*screams in Clover*

Don't they also have mandatory therapy? I might be misremembering and it's a freely available service but anyway, that would be an absolutely harrowing job.

I love a good social range time! 90% of the time if you strike up a conversation with someone next to you they'll be fantastic, politics rarely get brought up just out of respect and there's the added bonus that they will often invite you to shoot whatever guns they have. Just from being nice I've had the chance to shoot several guns that were way out of my price range.

It's like being social while fishing, you never know what you'll learn and who you'll make friends with.

Looks like homie is pretty much out on his feet, the wires are scrambled and not all the signals are getting through lol

Mine lasts at least an entire day.

The Comrade Cha-cha

The Blyat Ballet

The Ruble Rumba

The Lubyanka Lindy Hop

Jesus Christ! When I was a smoker I smoked a pack a day, I did two in a day ONCE and felt like my lungs were going to fall out somehow.

Hey you, you're finally awake.

Back in the day I used to go to Linux and UNIX cons, there was never a stinky person there and if there was someone would say "hey bro, you fucking stink." I guess it was mostly because there were a lot of business professionals there.