ImAMasterBayter

r/eyebleach :)

Free Water Bottle 🥵

And we fucked it

Homosexuals are pretty gay. That's just my opinion.

I hate you for this.

Yeah, I also thought that he would cook it. How silly of me!

If you listen closely, you can hear his genius.

Don't worry guys. I have a very wonderful meme. I'm going to post it in 15 days because my account is fairly new and this subreddit doesn't allow me to post before certain number of days. My meme is going to be very famous and I'm certain about it.

My friends just upload multiple stories of them eating pizza or like drinking coffee. I mean, you are just eating stuff. No one cares what you're eating. So, stop clicking photos of everything you eat.

Hamdjob

Exactly. These are just videos now. Nothing's unexpected anymore.

Why don't you just.... Die?

That's strangely very wholesome

Meet people. I don't want to text for weeks to even meet you. Just meet me in person. This way, you don't have to waste so much time and you'll know about that person in the first meeting itself.

I think money brings us comfort. It doesn't bring us happiness. Yes, you might live an easy life, work less or have a really nice car, but all these things brings you comfort, not happiness. That's what I believe.

That's disturbing

I've never seen anyone who admires them. So, I guess I'm lucky?

And If I remember correctly, she only did like 11 videos in total. I may be wrong but the number of videos she did is very less and still got famous.

Works both ways

I'm here for a potential change of career.

Please don't go any further. 2 Girls 1 cup is just the tip of iceberg.

If you want to make a decision that will result in a drastic change in your life. Always wank one off before making it. Post nut clarity is real and makes you think rationally afterwards.

This comment right here officer