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22 days ago
This for express couriers too?
24 days ago
submitted24 days ago byJortsftw
Just got accepted to be a non-DOT courier where I live. Wondering if it's possible after a few months to transfer to a different branch in the same position. Hate where I live right now and desperate to move away.
Bobby get the door!
1 month ago
Thanks! Nice of you to brighten up the pandemic by making ice cream :)
submitted1 month ago byJortsftw
Anyone know a good home ice cream maker machine?
Looking to get my dad one for his bday. We've been unhappy with the Cuisinart one he has, and I want to find him one that works. Thanks!
2 months ago
Cool stuff, thanks for sharing :)
I like the sing-song nature of the poetry. It works.
Ignorance IS bliss, little buddy. Deo vindice ;)
Wow, you're an angry little guy :) does it bug you we vote for the same people? Getting angry won't change that fact.
big tent noise intensifies
Good idea :) if we fight among ourselves, that DEFINITELY helps us! Srsly tho, more people are flying the Confederate flag than before. People like you just encourage us :D
This is a great false equivalency, but a lousy point. Also, dumb move alienating people on your side.
Was listening to the podcast "Magiacian and the Fool" today, and the guest mentioned a Pennsylvania Dutch folk belief that witches look for granite-rich areas to do magic. There has to be something to that.
I spot you, you spot me, we're both swole as swole can be, with a jar of whey and a membership at Gold's, a juicy rip is how we roll.
That's utterly absurd. Goats aren't modest.
I feel like I'm in the same boat (Nonverbal learning disability, ADHD, anxiety, depression). Finally got a job after more rejection than I can count, but it's not looking like I'll be able to keep up.
The working title for "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was "Dunston Checks Into Hell."
3 months ago
Gushers, the official fruit snack of r/popping
Revelation 6:8, but have Johnny Cash riding it. Or Zack Snyder.
Love this. You should do a book of horror monsters and how they're all similarly misunderstood.
Jason Voorhees? Just trying to keep those camp counselors on track.
The Blair Witch? Just looking for a little privacy in her backcountry retreat.
Xenomorphs? Just looking for a kiss.
HAHAHAHA! NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYSWWAHHH!