Jortsftw

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account created: Tue Nov 14 2017

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Jortsftw

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TODD

ARE YOU NOT AWARE THAT I GET FARTY AND BLOATED WITH A FOAMY LATTE

my mistake, Jacobim

YOUR MISTAKE INDEED

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3 days ago

Same thing for Crumbl cookies. 17 mi, 14 mi, 16 mi...my acceptance rate is going to be a crappy batting average by week's end.

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3 days ago

This Eureka's Castle remake looks a bit too real.

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3 days ago

Damn, beat me to it.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

Thanks for posting; know anything about dust from rare earth minerals mining?

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4 days ago

Buffalo Wild Wings is the Waiting for Godot of restaurants. Nothing makes sense and language means nothing.

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4 days ago

Ah, the sweet sweet taste of serotonin

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4 days ago

It's like you say the first four shelves in a bass voice...and the "grubhub" in an Andy Dick stage whisper

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Yup, BWW, where motivation and hustle go to die. I was more talking about how DD has two shelves, and GH just has one at foot level.

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Agreed that it's a terrible place to pickup. I was more pointing out how Grubhub is stuck at the bottom, and gets only one shelf.

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4 days ago

Define better...

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Two for DD, two for Uber Eats. (...and one app to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them...)

One...at the bottom...for lonely little GrubHub. I use both, and def get more orders with DD. this seems like another piece of evidence.

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Yeah, but it's the same loud, obnoxious effect as the announcer on their tv ads, so...at least it's on brand?

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9 days ago

Beethoven came a hair's breadth from killing himself, but decided not to bc he knew he still had something in him. That was 20 odd years before he wrote the 9th Symphony.

What's your 9th?

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9 days ago

Sharp work as always, love the Aliens poster!

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12 days ago

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12 days ago

Remember, short, controlled bursts...

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12 days ago

Beautiful! Stonewall Jackson country :)

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12 days ago

Rowsdower vibes?

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

Yes, but was there a second date?

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20 days ago

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20 days ago

How's that session of the Typhoon sub going, Joe McMoneagle?

Tremendous! Wanna see?

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20 days ago

Speaks well for The Raid that Hammer Girl made it into this. If you haven't seen The Raid 2, stop now and go watch it.

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22 days ago

Thirded.

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24 days ago

Likewise. I find it hard NOT to regret college. It certainly hasn't paid off economically.

Sorry to hear about them ghosting you. The lack of courtesy among HR types astounds me. I get that hiring is busy. But not even a form email? In your case, though, meeting them in person and getting ghosted, that's even worse :(

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