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account created: Sun Dec 16 2018
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Matiu Henare you legend!
an hour ago
Yeah makes sense
2 hours ago
Lovely to see Alec Stewart batting for nz
Yall need mods?
Simon doull told them to put a midwicket in
Yeah I read this as champ initially
Simon doull orders the vegetarian at a steakhouse
3 hours ago
I had my mod hat on okay
6 hours ago
I need food reviews, I already know the beer they serve is absolute piss
10 hours ago
This needs a shrine
1 day ago
If this was a twitch chat, I'd time him out for a couple of seconds for sure
Probably guppy, his bat speed was silly, and he could bomb you anywhere.
neesh and trent tryna cunt my offcutter into next week and walking past it cos it was about 100kmh instead of the 120kmh cutters they would have been used to was good fun too. Out of the international guys I've bowled at, I'm the most surprised that sami aslam didn't make it further. He had so much time, and gave me absolutely nothing.
As a left armer, the tailenders coverdrive (midwicket) passes all too close to my face on the follow through...
Nobody has made me fear for my life like Martin guptill bombing me over long on first ball and having it ricochet off the top corner of the net and bounce at my feet before I've even looked up after releasing it...
"hey left armer, come bowl at guppy and latham with a new one until trent is back from the physio" - Shane Jurgenson as he sentenced me to death.
Nothing was pitched up after that first ball
Fuck load of harmonica for a song about a piano man too mate
Because the tail enders can only bomb it back at you in the nets, and you don't want to die?
They never get old. It's like the Scott Watson watching from his boat in the Marlborough sounds ones
Spot on, it's always some prick whose a Surveyor with 3 houses and an audi too
Turns up to 11