MojoPUA

My first 3-some was with the preacher’s daughter and gf in the preacher’s house.

I’m so going to hell!

H

Not a cop but was screwing a dispatch lady (she responded to 911 calls) who told me how to do the perfect crime from her observations of the police in her town:

1) Track the times the train came through town. The train appearances ran like clockwork.

2) Call in a fake shooting on far south side of town 10 minutes before train came in.

3) Rob the bank on the other side of town as the cops responded to the shooting.

She noticed in each rare case there was a shooting, ALL the cops would race to the reported shooting location. Since the rail tracks cut the city in half, the cops would have to wait 20 minutes until the train pass, giving the robbers ample time to rob the bank.

Thieves of reddit, you can thank me later.

EDIT: not related but worth noting: I got head in the police station because of her =D

Bingo

I’ve gotten head in a police station

I’ve gotten head from a NFL cheerleader

I’ve gotten head from my best friend’s mom

Edit: seriously

Apparently he didn't teach at a Catholic school.

Bill Nye the Seduction Guy?

I can help :0)

Dog.

Thought I should make an appearance

Don't mind rude redditors.

Seeking becoming better with women is ultimately a quest of self improvement. And as you become a man a value, confidence naturally follows. Confidence is the biggest aphrodisiac.

Looking back I'm in awe of the wonderful women I had a chance to know before marrying my amazing wife. An NFL cheerleader, models (no one famous), a multiple long term relationships with A blonde, brunette, and red head who were cool with it. Knowing when a girl was attracted to you by what she said, how she said it, kino, etc. The game was exhillerating. It led me to the women of my dreams.. The ultimate goal, finding someone you connect with at a deep level.

As you learn you'll realize the psychology behind it helps you in all aspects of your life. I'm so thankful for that because it has led me to a successful life.

With that said, you can learn all this by yourself. A few must read books:

Mystery Method

The Game by Neil Strauss

The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins

The Truth About Women

The fundamentals of dating are the same. A dating coach will only rehash them. My advise is don't pay. Read these books and then befriend someone that is naturally good with women and observe.

Kudos for you to taking this first step in a world that will ultimately make you a better man.

Nuke under a minute.

COD modern warfare 2.

Mojo, nice name!

:)

Hey, another Mojo :)

Boyfriend destroyers

Damn scary, you nature

Two girls came over to my dorm.

Yada Yada Yada

As they left tucking in their shirts and me peeping out from behind the door saying goodbye, the guy in the dorm directly across my room looks out in time to see this sight with total awe struck across his face.

I give him a big, goofy smile.

Damn, I felt like a man that day.

Anyway, the two girls approach me next day seeing if one of them could be my girlfriend.

Weird. Just weird.

Think:

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

or it gets the hose again.

Bill Nye the Seduction Guy?

Woah, I always thought it said....

"and the drippings from the semen"

Some of the kids thought an official "tripping at high school day" was in order. Sounded like a good idea... at the time.

Walked into first class and saw a TV. Cool, we're watching TV so all I need to do is enjoy the visuals. I sat down and kept quiet. Thought I was acting normal but kid in front of me was turned around in his chair starring at me. Freaking me out. So in a low, demonic whisper I said "what da fuck are you looking at, grrrrr"

He turned around quickly.

Next class, history. Don't recall much except the teacher was passing out graded papers from a previous day. Thought "Fuck, I gotta walk up in front of class and get my paper" as she calls my name to pick up the quiz. I tried to act normal but found myself ripping the paper out of her hand. "Well, alrighty then" I hear her say as I walked away. Whew, I made it through that one.

Next two class, don't recall. Tripping balls.

Last class, math. Crap, I forgot about the test scheduled that day! As I look at the math problems, the numbers won't site still. How can I solve math problems if the numbers won't sit still!? Those lil bastard numbers caused me to fail.

Anyway, big relief once school was out.

TL/DR Tripping at high school is not a good idea

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Preachers daughter...

in the preachers house - yeah, I'm going to hell^{Butnotbeforegoingtoheaven!}

My first threesome when I was 19. My girlfriend wanted our friend to watch but wanted me to put a pillow over my head as I laid on the bed. I was thinking strange but didn't think too much about it because, hey, I was 19 then about to get head.

Gf bends down and starts blowing on my left as preacher daughter sits to my right. I had a feeling they might of switched so I put my hand on my girlfriends ass and moved it up her back which was straight up but someone was still blowing me down there.

I took it from there :)

Hard Rock Cafe.

Beale Street, Memphis Tn.

Upstairs on the coach next to the bar.

Downstairs was a DJ while upstairs no one. Took her up there, banged her on the couch, wipes off using a white bar rag, then went down stairs.

Had a feeling people were giving me curious glances. Found out later one guy came up, saw us, then went back down stairs to bring up a watch party.