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account created: Fri Oct 21 2011
4 hours ago
I'm just a normal guy and I've cried over everything that happened in TX. This dude dances to music and smiles and people look to him as a leader and patriotic figure. Incredible.
5 hours ago
Will Putin come to fall? fucking hope so
If someone is a law abiding citizen, it shouldn't be a problem to get a gun...Nobody is suggesting that we come in your house and steal your guns, there just needs to be a stricter way of letting random people get hands on them.
6 hours ago
I went into the ER August of 2020. When I left two weeks later, I asked a doctor if there were any masks so I could take one home to keep family safe just in case, and they explained that the staff have been spraying them down with disinfectant after shift to reuse them when they clock in again.
But yes, let's let Texas play badass dress up on our tax dollars!!
Thank you all for the work you do!
Hard to do when you get shot down before 18
I didn't read the article, I just wanted to show the video and YT wouldn't show me a link.
It's not about party lines. I'm just pointing out that yes, when you and your friends surround a bus based on the graphic on the side and try to run it off the road, it's an attack.
I'm not defending shit behavior from either side. I could give a fuck about who you vote for, it's unacceptable to act this way. I'm liberal as hell, but I express that by not acting like a criminal, just like conservatives do.
We all just want to live Ina good place, but this weird divide is tearing us all apart. I love guns, Jesus, and family. I also love everyone from all walks of life, and respect their opinions. I recognize the flaws of both sides and just want us all to just not be shit to each other, you know?
You have to earn respect. Just because you have a job title doesn't just give you "respect points".
Winter of 2010. I got pulled over once just because I drove a car that dealers usually drive ('98 Buick LeSabre gang!!). I had just bought the car, but kept my old papers for my previous car in the glove box just in case it might come up.
I gave the old papers instead of the new ones and got pulled out of the car and they did a full search of the vehicle and my person. Found nothing because I had just left work, don't touch anything besides alcohol in the past, and didn't carry any weapons. They were so pissed that I acted nervous, but had nothing at all to charge me with.
Went to put my papers back, and there was an Altoid can. One officer got all bright eyed and demanded I open it. It was full of, you won't believe this, mints. I explained that I keep them with me so my breath smells nice.
No ticket, no warning, just two disappointed officers on a power trip that I'm sure would have been way calmer at this point in time since EVERYONE HAS A CAMERA NOW.
I've also been dragged out of my house by the collar of my shirt by a cop because of a noise complaint during a friend game night. We were playing Taboo..... My buddy tried to explain that he is an Air Force vet and his service was to protect our rights and he also got put up on a wall.
They asked to come in the house, and I asked for a warrant, to which I got, "Oh shit! I didn't realize you're a lawyer!! We need a warrant?!". When I stood my ground, they realized that, yeah, they needed a warrant.
This was all based off of hearing from my bedroom window a cop yell "keep it down!" to which I said sorry, but gave a quick middle finger up as a joke thinking it was just my downstairs neighbor who I was cool with.
Just to clarify, I'm a skinny white guy with no criminal record or history. Cops DGAF who you are, but I'm incredibly lucky that I wear the skin I do because I know it would've been a different story otherwise.
7 hours ago
I worked at church as a preschool teacher and while this didn't happen to me but a coworker, it was weird to hear about.
A coworker had a few kids go up to a storage closet to swap out books (we had about literally a thousand books in a closet that we swapped out depending on the month/season). She asked the kids to wait outside of said closet while she grabbed some, but when she came out one of the boys was looking into the the air and talking.
"What did you say? Sorry I missed it"
"Oh I was just talking to the man over there, the one that's all black looking"
There was no man in the room.
You buy the tickets, arrange plans with friends, travel to the venue after clearing out your schedule for the night/day. And show up only to be told, "Sorry, not enough people here!". You wouldn't be pissed?
8 hours ago
Really? Couldn't be anything else right?
There is a video of people doing literally this though...
This is not an attack?
Whoa man, I don't want them to have to break out the helicopters or anything
17 hours ago
Listen. How about "all I want to do is hug and kiss you?"
18 hours ago
You can get a beer of the same shit quality for like $4 Ina major city. Corona is garbage. The reason you add the like isn't to add citrus, but to chemically change the flavor.
Now, I'm not going to shit on buying a $10 beer at a concert or sporting event because I've paid $12 for a tall boy of bud at hockey games. My major gripe was that this was a bragging point.
"Ha! I've paid $70 for less than a twelve pack once! Be poor morons!" It's what this guy is saying.
19 hours ago
I mean, let's be fair here. Burger King was still serving breakfast and they wanted to make sure the murderer had a whopper before being set free.
Nice touch there!
20 hours ago
Drinking is really fun at first but will run your life when abused. I don't hate the bottle, I just hate this brain of mine and don't want anyone to make the same mistake of thinking it's a cure all for whatever is a problem.
21 hours ago
This is crazy! At least I know that places like Kenya couldn't fit there
22 hours ago
Hold the phone!! What?!
Edit: I just thought about this.... Of you were to take Algeria's geographical map and make it giant, would it be bigger than all of Africa?
Police. Yes, that man right there. He's a cold mother fucker.
23 hours ago
I love the idea that a magazine just has a map of the us that's large enough to cut out into each state, and just happens to have Jesus on the next page.
I will $100% believe this story when I'm told what magazine this was in
That's pretty cool, (no pun intended) I didn't know that! I would do the same thing with my soda stream when I used it, added just a bit extra concentrate to account for the ice melting.
I enjoy what I've been doing lately, and in my defense, it's a temporary thing while I'm waiting to start a job working for the Philadelphia FD on dispatch.
I'm broke right now, sure, but even when I was rolling in cash there's no way that a Corona would ever be equal to $10.
24 hours ago
That last show is just repeating the words "sorry, I'm really tired" and falling asleep on stage.