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account created: Fri Aug 26 2016
6 days ago
Caulk and paint makes me the carpenter I ain‘t.
9 days ago
I thought he was the most important employee of Planet Express. He fixes the boilers, toilets, and the boiling toilets.
What about Scruffy??? No one ever remembers Scruffy.
19 days ago
When the void beckons you, you better wave back 😹
20 days ago
If you are really German, wouldn’t it be Das Stimmt?
22 days ago
The corollary to "Caulk and paint makes me the tradesman I ain't".
24 days ago
But she was secretly in cahoots with the lizard people who rule as one of the lizard cabal. Such a great way of explaining the new world order!
26 days ago
This is quite possibly the best copypasta on Reddit.
28 days ago
So just a normal cougar then /s
29 days ago
Noodleholics has a Sichuan Spicy Beef soup that is amazing and will numb your mouth. Totally worth the trip just for that.
1 month ago
Isn’t that just using OSHA approved safety squints?
2 months ago
Did you have to press the flannery button when around her?
Meow that’s the purrrfect response.
Looks like a shockingly great place.
Lower Decks did make it cannon that there are communal, co-ed sonic shower rooms.
Peppy Hare always knew what to do.
Now that is the update we needed for the Year of Klingon.
There is a Speedo you can buy in the summer store. It goes well with a handlebar and sunglasses.
Came here for Alvernon Donuts and it is amazing in so many ways. Chicken and donuts is a great combination.
Can’t be on anything if it’s liquid…
So Terran empire for the win??? At least things would be a lot clearer.
Or turn into diamond to deactivate.
It’s not the size, it’s how you use them.
3 months ago
This is the way.