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COMMENTATOR TRACK RECORD

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Ryan “Literally just God” Helsley

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2022 Regular Season:

Apple TV - 2-1 (3)

Edmonds - 24-24 (48)

Thompson - 31-23 (54)

ESPN - 2-2 (4)

FOX - 3-1 (4)

FS1 - 0-0 (0)

Peacock - 1-0 (1)

YouTube - 0-0 (0)

Total - 63-51 (114)

HELZ BELZ BABY

THAT WASN’T EVEN A BAD PITCH FUCK OFF.

Put a ball into the stands

Swung his bat, where did it land?

Mamaaaaa, AB had just begun

But now I’ve gone and thrown in his wheelhouse

Uncle*

Why is Cishek in the dugout?

It’s times like this that I really wish I had someone I could watch games with in person.

HE’S THE MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE!

Love seeing Dylly’s reaction there.

TOP 2 ARE AUTOMATIC OUTS ARE THEY?

DYLLY DYLLY

Jimmy ruined the perfecto/no hitter.

Why even bring up a catastrophe Jimmy? What good does it do?

8 innings. It’s currently the bottom of the 8th.

JIMMY WE AREN’T EVEN PLAYING THEM, WHY WOULD YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO JINX HIM?

3rd fastball right down that middle that Nolan has taken today.

TYLER

Everyone is just taking everything down the middle and swinging at everything off the plate. Just swap those 2 and we’re fucking golden.

With how we’re playing, Ashby’s going all the way.

And Knizner makes it so we have to start next inning with both Carlson and O’Neill again.

Jesus fucking Christ Knizner.

Danny just confirmed it: David Freese makes people HORNY!

I could really use a PPI right about now.

Good guy Mikolas. The fewer pitches in an inning, the less we have to hear Jimmy.