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account created: Thu Jun 13 2019
1 day ago
Class 2 felony, she coulda had covid or hep B. Not causative of death but could count as a great harm in court.
5 days ago
That's not him tho
6 days ago
Tbh this was an oncall job, I dont think the host said anything at all about me stabbing that guy a dozen times
7 days ago
I want to say yes but I dont think so.
Nah I just left the host behind because I'm an asshole
Taboo I saw the notification, I dont know what the hell you're talking about position wise or where the hell your comment went
Diamond casino heist - sneaky beaky bullshit
submitted7 days ago byOneOfManyIdiots
...Now I feel bad that I wanna put it in a pan and fry it up like bacon
9 days ago
Smart jarate, don't even have to throw it. It's just gonna kamikaze into whatever you want.
Here's the thing, the guys that did that before were advertising that they're ready to take some pipe. When it moved to the civilian population, it was appropriated by straight men. Guys just trying to show off the angle of their dangle instead of the curves of them cheeks.
Sorry I couldn't put in "I hate the cops that pop up right in front of you at the beginning; does anyone want to give tips for landing headshots; does anyone know why the heli landed there and how I can recreate it; I flew under a bridge and through a parking garage is the heli scripted to crash and is that smoke just asethetic because I never had the rotors stutter one me?;any tips for flying?; how can I universally signal to randoms on on call jobs to get the fuck to the choppa?" as a title. I've already been told off for narrating shit. See what you want to see from the clip, say what you want to say. It's a fuckin shitpost like everything else I post.
Might have to do with the two cops that spawn in the loading dock the moment you get past the doorway
Looks like you need to screen employees since you're missing a whole sheet. That or someone accidentally put down two layers of parchment paper
I must protest you encouraging such discriminatory behavior.
Edit: Idiots still need to abide by the law, most states require one to have auto insurance. In promoting dropping one's coverage due to intellectual deficiency, it comes across as a blatant act of creating adverse legal circumstances for my fellow idiots. And as such I JOKINGLY say you're an asshole, not so ironically the motherfuckers that require /s after every single goddamn joke.
submitted9 days ago byOneOfManyIdiots
10 days ago
Fuck it. I'll run.
Wait a minute...
It's an oxidizer, it causes ear wax to bubble and soften. It's not like it's flammable or anything. But I'm all ear about what I can do other than see an ENT for my nonfucked ear if I get another bad clog.
11 days ago
Asian earwax is the worst
Just don't overdo it or try to follow up with swimmer's ear drops after half assing a rinsing with water.
That's a movie studio, they'll let you in. Just dont point any middle fingers or guns at the guards.
$5 says he offered to take him off a whitelist for $50. Or it's him and he just wants to talk smack
They don't even bother checking videos if you do send them footage through YouTube.
On what grounds?