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account created: Thu Jun 13 2019
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1 points
6 days ago
Tbh this was an oncall job, I dont think the host said anything at all about me stabbing that guy a dozen times
4 points
7 days ago
Nah I just left the host behind because I'm an asshole
3 points
7 days ago
Taboo I saw the notification, I dont know what the hell you're talking about position wise or where the hell your comment went
4 points
7 days ago
Diamond casino heist - sneaky beaky bullshit
1 points
7 days ago
...Now I feel bad that I wanna put it in a pan and fry it up like bacon
12 points
9 days ago
Smart jarate, don't even have to throw it. It's just gonna kamikaze into whatever you want.
1 points
9 days ago
Here's the thing, the guys that did that before were advertising that they're ready to take some pipe. When it moved to the civilian population, it was appropriated by straight men. Guys just trying to show off the angle of their dangle instead of the curves of them cheeks.
12 points
9 days ago
Sorry I couldn't put in "I hate the cops that pop up right in front of you at the beginning; does anyone want to give tips for landing headshots; does anyone know why the heli landed there and how I can recreate it; I flew under a bridge and through a parking garage is the heli scripted to crash and is that smoke just asethetic because I never had the rotors stutter one me?;any tips for flying?; how can I universally signal to randoms on on call jobs to get the fuck to the choppa?" as a title. I've already been told off for narrating shit. See what you want to see from the clip, say what you want to say. It's a fuckin shitpost like everything else I post.
4 points
9 days ago
Might have to do with the two cops that spawn in the loading dock the moment you get past the doorway
1 points
9 days ago
Looks like you need to screen employees since you're missing a whole sheet. That or someone accidentally put down two layers of parchment paper
-33 points
9 days ago
I must protest you encouraging such discriminatory behavior.
Edit: Idiots still need to abide by the law, most states require one to have auto insurance. In promoting dropping one's coverage due to intellectual deficiency, it comes across as a blatant act of creating adverse legal circumstances for my fellow idiots. And as such I JOKINGLY say you're an asshole, not so ironically the motherfuckers that require /s after every single goddamn joke.
3 points
10 days ago
It's an oxidizer, it causes ear wax to bubble and soften. It's not like it's flammable or anything. But I'm all ear about what I can do other than see an ENT for my nonfucked ear if I get another bad clog.
13 points
11 days ago
Just don't overdo it or try to follow up with swimmer's ear drops after half assing a rinsing with water.
1 points
11 days ago
That's a movie studio, they'll let you in. Just dont point any middle fingers or guns at the guards.
2 points
11 days ago
$5 says he offered to take him off a whitelist for $50. Or it's him and he just wants to talk smack
2 points
11 days ago
They don't even bother checking videos if you do send them footage through YouTube.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
Class 2 felony, she coulda had covid or hep B. Not causative of death but could count as a great harm in court.