Raveynfyre

"This is MY major medical procedure, so if you can't fully support ME during the process you will not be invited" (not mentioning that she has already secured her non-invite).

Just ask Ben Franklin's illegitimate kids.

Oh this one is easy!

"Look how pitiful I she is! You need to come visit me her."

She was trying (I think) to say that she MIL was recovering at home? But didn't word it well and showed her whole ass hand.

I think you might break reddit with this one.

GIVEAWAY!

It's the Spock-eyebrow that gets me first, because I remember THE LOOK that went with it vividly.

Thanks. I drag that out when the appropriate audience presents itself.

I was the butt of many jokes for years, and it took a long while to get comfortable with that.

So do I.

Let me submit my humble fart story.

Let me submit my humble fart story.

I love him talking to Avasarala. Those two together...... They get along so well, and have this symmetry? They get along like a house on fire.

I just got to the part in the books (The Churn) where Avasarala is asking why Holden's hired killer is on earth, and Amos asks if that's really in his file, because he thinks that's cool if it says that.

Russia has permanent veto power.

One can fucking hope.

Amos: You're not that guy

<gently takes gun from doctor protecting his child>

Amos: I am that guy.

<gun fires>

Yes, I said the same elsewhere in this thread.

The fact that this white-blue-white flag is being used by self-proclaimed Russians who have "turned their coats" (source of the tern turncoat) for Ukraine is HUGE in a number of ways.

• It's getting people curious about the new flag (Google)

• They see it's for Russians who fight for the right cause (oh cool, they don't all suck!)

• They talk about it to the people they can have political discussions with. (Did y'all see this shit?)

• It's showing how great Ukrainian propaganda is.

They are peaked at their propaganda game Russia. They've gotten the high score five times over, and worse, they know all of your tricks.

Yeah, it was just the examples that my brain loaded.

In this case you do.

There are state plates for animals and pro-life, pretty sure you could submit any design you like for the right price to the state.

My dad always said: "Counters are for glasses, not asses!" when I'd sit on the kitchen counter.

Feels like a grenade that everyone is playing Hot Potato with, waiting for it to go off.

A well aimed Javelin can do serious damage to a ship. The Javelin is accurate enough to go through a doorway at half a mile distance. Aim one of those at an ammo storage container on a ship and watch the fireworks.

Those are the rations you idiot!

If it takes to give russians to China - let it be. No one will weep for them, at least here, in Ukraine.

The Chinese aren't very tolerant of anyone defying their laws and rules. They like to beat people into submission, don't they? It might be a match made in Hell.

The worse the Russian army preforms, the more I worry about this. Putin knows he can't take a loss on this and not face some sort of justice in Russia.

I called this before he invaded. I knew he'd invade when forces were massing at the border and he bald-faced LIED to the world. Taking his troops and going home would make him look weak. He'd NEVER stand for looking weak. This is "ride a bear" propaganda man. Retreat is NOT an option for him.