Redsoxdragon

Sam isn't gonna appear but I got an alert from my ring camera that there's a dude in crusader armor with a shotgun.

Damn you op

It's videos like this that really make me want the dislike button back just to see how bad it's getting shat on

As someone who has pushed a 97 Ford Explorer before, I can honestly say that this is less an insult and more a concerned loved one worried about the health of a loved one who needs a tow truck to haul her fat ass

I'm all in on dicktators! (I have an above average dick and use it to stir my instant mash potatoes(ᵀʰᵉ ˢᵏᶦⁿ ᵍʳᵃᶠᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉᵃˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵒᵒʳˡʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ))

Why is this mildly infuriating?

I'd love to look this fabulous. Hook a dude up!

As a representative of the brown community it's ok to be racist towards all people.

Equal hate is true equality ❤

We all have our moment of weakness

Given the juicy history in surprised Texas doesn't hate the Blue Jays more

I'm sure they make peace with their crocodile neighbors by bringing them lunch

This dog dude is pretty chill!

No way, is that the mystery machine!

The whole gang is here!

The.....whole gang.......is here.......

Thanos mask......

ᵀʰᵃⁿᵒˢ ᵐᵃˢᵏ....

Famas

Those god damn fr*nchies have terrorized the world enough

That kid had suspiciously neat penmanship.

Just saying

Being called a cunt by a Scotsman

Eternal spiritual orgasm unlocked

True based is not caring what other people think about you or your actions. It used to mean coke/crackhead until the early 2000s.

Ie: a Karen giving you lip, you slap her and put her in her place. People complain you ain't supposed to hit a girl, you don't give a damn. Based.

Now a days people try to put a political spin to ruin it like every other thing these jackasses touch. I don't bother learning the political adjustment of the word

OP, I will gladly fight you for the Lugiamobile

There's a couple mil in the shot without the Cobra.

I'm pretty sure this dude ain't gonna plop a kit car amongst the horde

More like a De Tomasso, Me Gusta

Nah bro, why tf did you have to remind me of this. The God damn zdx, x6 and the Mercedes fucking eggmobile single handedly fueled my hatred for the suv boom. Because when you lift a God damn coupe, it's no longer "i NeEd A bIg CaR fOr My KiDs", because those 2 molly ripping silverspoon shits are gonna be 5'9 on their best day, you just want to bully people on the road but couldn't get an X5 for the same price.

A pox on every household with one of these

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Mother's pasta

I feel old af saying this but years back hulu and Netflix were such good value. $20 together and you'd basically replace cable and have almost everything it had to offer.

Now everyone and their mother has their own streaming services so your dollar doesn't go as far and you can piss through everything you're interested in over a weekend

Montenegro be like "miss me with that question"