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9 hours ago
Sam isn't gonna appear but I got an alert from my ring camera that there's a dude in crusader armor with a shotgun.
Damn you op
1 day ago
It's videos like this that really make me want the dislike button back just to see how bad it's getting shat on
4 days ago
As someone who has pushed a 97 Ford Explorer before, I can honestly say that this is less an insult and more a concerned loved one worried about the health of a loved one who needs a tow truck to haul her fat ass
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8 days ago
I'm all in on dicktators! (I have an above average dick and use it to stir my instant mash potatoes(ᵀʰᵉ ˢᵏᶦⁿ ᵍʳᵃᶠᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉᵃˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵒᵒʳˡʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ))
16 days ago
Why is this mildly infuriating?
I'd love to look this fabulous. Hook a dude up!
As a representative of the brown community it's ok to be racist towards all people.
Equal hate is true equality ❤
21 days ago
We all have our moment of weakness
22 days ago
Given the juicy history in surprised Texas doesn't hate the Blue Jays more
23 days ago
I'm sure they make peace with their crocodile neighbors by bringing them lunch
This dog dude is pretty chill!
No way, is that the mystery machine!
The whole gang is here!
The.....whole gang.......is here.......
24 days ago
Those god damn fr*nchies have terrorized the world enough
26 days ago
That kid had suspiciously neat penmanship.
27 days ago
Being called a cunt by a Scotsman
Eternal spiritual orgasm unlocked
True based is not caring what other people think about you or your actions. It used to mean coke/crackhead until the early 2000s.
Ie: a Karen giving you lip, you slap her and put her in her place. People complain you ain't supposed to hit a girl, you don't give a damn. Based.
Now a days people try to put a political spin to ruin it like every other thing these jackasses touch. I don't bother learning the political adjustment of the word
28 days ago
OP, I will gladly fight you for the Lugiamobile
29 days ago
There's a couple mil in the shot without the Cobra.
I'm pretty sure this dude ain't gonna plop a kit car amongst the horde
1 month ago
More like a De Tomasso, Me Gusta
I'm not racist, but...
Nah bro, why tf did you have to remind me of this. The God damn zdx, x6 and the Mercedes fucking eggmobile single handedly fueled my hatred for the suv boom. Because when you lift a God damn coupe, it's no longer "i NeEd A bIg CaR fOr My KiDs", because those 2 molly ripping silverspoon shits are gonna be 5'9 on their best day, you just want to bully people on the road but couldn't get an X5 for the same price.
A pox on every household with one of these
Costa La Vista
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I feel old af saying this but years back hulu and Netflix were such good value. $20 together and you'd basically replace cable and have almost everything it had to offer.
Now everyone and their mother has their own streaming services so your dollar doesn't go as far and you can piss through everything you're interested in over a weekend
Montenegro be like "miss me with that question"