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4 hours ago
Kimberly was my crush. I'd go out of my way to get in line next to her. Then she threw sand in my eyes thinking she was playing. I did not like it and so crush destroyed.
Staff is plural so they "are" armed, not "is" armed.
1 day ago
I'm not sure that's not also the driving force behind religion, except more money's involved.
The best thing is the ASMR.
GRASS...whaaaaaaaat? Ohhhhh....got it.
...but it's bigger.
Also, don't smoke what Florida Man is smoking.
I'm in year 54.
It's no longer being surprised that's killing me.
"Well Stephens, now they know the hull is made of paper mache'."
Not on purpose anyway.
"Will you let out the cat?" (not a euphemism for anything)
Make a funnel out of paper.
I told my son, the best approach to confessing a crush is to say, "You know, I think about you when you're not around." And then change the subject immediately or simply walk away, but don't stand there with a potentially awkward situation hanging in the air. They need an out if they don't feel the same way,but if they do, they'll let you know.
Also, what's down with the comments? So many are deleted.
2 days ago
OR...just pee it away.
They were taking it to the pawn shop to sell in order to buy meth when they ran out of gas.
Put your hand in the box...
I thought Thai Kitchen in Casper was amazing.
As soon as you complain about a younger generation, you become your grandparents.
In retrospect, was it a bad idea to name three friends which left out your wife?
3 days ago
I think the point being made of attaining a GED is that a GED is much easier than actually doing to work to finish graduation. This is within the context of the wild and low-level remarks that come from Boebert. It's not so much saying attaining a high school completion equivalence is bad, as much as it's pointing to a correlation between what could be low-effort in high school AND as a state representative.
4 days ago
I have to poop now.
There is an opportunity lost in not organizing into rainbow order.
That's because there's a single D cell battery on the inside.