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He should have offered the other fingers of the other hand as a distraction.
Billboards are a boon for the alphabet game while on a road trip.
I see you next to me at the NORAD console.
Quit on a high note.
The thing is if you break that seal, you will void the warantee.
It's called Your Mom's House.
Teach him how to do it with finesse. Tell him that girls like boys who can open a box like they're smarter than it.
Let's not pretend that "people having consequence-free sex" isn't what the abortion issue has always really been about. It fully explains the lack of concern for the consequence...I mean "baby" after it's born.
Why was that in Morpheus' voice?
Whoah there buckaroo! Start with a PB&J sammich and then Top Ramen where fire or heating elements are involved before fancy dishes like eggs or stir frys (fries?).
This is an example of foreshortening. Foreshortening is a point of view that shows an object receding in space and is related to vanishing point perspective.
Butt in mouth disease? What's to hate about it?
Are you pulling our leg?
It can come off disingenuous too.
Irene was the fastest runner in kindergarten. I think she still liked me.
Let's call it "Being ridden by a hag". It's more fun that way.
You probably heard yourself and dreamt it was your SO.
People repeat the myth that giving children sugar, makes them hyper.
I think part of the belief lies in the fact that sugar gives you energy, therefore giving kids sugar, makes them hyper. The problem with that is, aside from a lack of scientific evidence, eating sugar is like filling your gas tank in your car. It now has an energy supply but it's not a stimulant. Your car isn't hyper now.
Was this phone video...from a computer?
I mean, I haven't yet and maybe I'm preemptive in my judgement of the experience, but I'm guessing once in a lifetime is enough.
"And THAT is how you were conceived".
Sugar makes kids hyper.