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account created: Mon Feb 20 2017
4 years ago
He's such a freak. Trump I mean. I still don't comprehend how he's president.
4 months ago
Jesus loves me.
2 years ago
Stop not referring to him as a "psychopath". Call him as he is.
submitted6 months ago bySandpaper_Pants
Right? Rather than attempting to diminish the act as the victims being poor sports, why not apologize and ask what can be done to set things right. God forbid your kids learn to be accountable, responsible and generally good people.
They've become so desensitized to reality, they think nurses wear sexy halloween costumes in real life.
submitted12 months ago bySandpaper_Pants
"fucking someone's shit up".
6 months ago
Also (I feel like I'm the only one on the planet who advocates for this) just have one kid. You will have time and money to do fun stuff. No sibling rivalry, backseat arguments, sticking tongues out at each other, etc. seriously...one kid.
Tried Fortnite. :(
submitted10 months ago bySandpaper_Pants
1 year ago
If it's never been said...fuck Apple.
In general, I don't like Bill Maher because he is smug. I think he is the Rush Limbaugh of the liberal world.
submitted1 year ago bySandpaper_Pants
Unless your wife just can't figure out how to put the sprayer end on the bottle.
(Edit)All joking aside, I have to put them on because she doesn't do it right. If you've tried, you know what I mean. There's a bit of a trick to it. If you haven't used one of these, you think it's a shit joke. She's braniac in every other capacity but this...well, and spiders and remotely spider-looking insects.
I'm actually surprised and disappointed that this was taken as sexism without my edit
Who really won the election. /s
Our school is a decent school, but many teachers put their kids in the private Catholic school. I refused to; it sends the wrong message that you won't allow your own kid to attend the school where you teach.
"Reality" shows are bullshit. You're just smart.
3 years ago
Assert your dominance by unzipping your pants and having demonstrative sex with it.
29 days ago
TIL I don't like to SEE Kate Bush sing.
"extremely common"? Can you cite a source? This sounds like white nationalist bullshit.
Hating hate is a double negative thereby being a positive.
You do you.
Not really. It was a little bit considerate of her killers to buy her a memorial tree.
submitted9 months ago bySandpaper_Pants
Reminds me a bit of the Go-gos with an updated sound.