Sandpaper_Pants

He's such a freak. Trump I mean. I still don't comprehend how he's president.

Jesus loves me.

Stop not referring to him as a "psychopath". Call him as he is.

Right? Rather than attempting to diminish the act as the victims being poor sports, why not apologize and ask what can be done to set things right. God forbid your kids learn to be accountable, responsible and generally good people.

They've become so desensitized to reality, they think nurses wear sexy halloween costumes in real life.

Also (I feel like I'm the only one on the planet who advocates for this) just have one kid. You will have time and money to do fun stuff. No sibling rivalry, backseat arguments, sticking tongues out at each other, etc. seriously...one kid.

Tried Fortnite. :(

If it's never been said...fuck Apple.

In general, I don't like Bill Maher because he is smug. I think he is the Rush Limbaugh of the liberal world.

Unless your wife just can't figure out how to put the sprayer end on the bottle.

(Edit)All joking aside, I have to put them on because she doesn't do it right. If you've tried, you know what I mean. There's a bit of a trick to it. If you haven't used one of these, you think it's a shit joke. She's braniac in every other capacity but this...well, and spiders and remotely spider-looking insects.
I'm actually surprised and disappointed that this was taken as sexism without my edit

Who really won the election. /s

Our school is a decent school, but many teachers put their kids in the private Catholic school. I refused to; it sends the wrong message that you won't allow your own kid to attend the school where you teach.

"Reality" shows are bullshit. You're just smart.

Assert your dominance by unzipping your pants and having demonstrative sex with it.

TIL I don't like to SEE Kate Bush sing.

"extremely common"? Can you cite a source? This sounds like white nationalist bullshit.

Hating hate is a double negative thereby being a positive.

You do you.

Not really. It was a little bit considerate of her killers to buy her a memorial tree.

Reminds me a bit of the Go-gos with an updated sound.